13 Going on 30

13 Going on 30 is a 2004 film in which a 13-year-old girl's birthday wish transforms her into her 30-year-old future self, and she learns that her dreams of popularity and high fashion may not lead where she expects.
 * Directed by Gary Winick. Written by Josh Goldsmith and Cathy Yuspa.

For some, 13 feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was. (Taglines)

Lucy Wyman

 * [after Jenna says she's 13] Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.
 * [to Jenna] Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed, Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-the-van look from your face.

Matt Flamhaff

 * [to Jenna] You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close, you know?
 * It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade.

Jenna Rink

 * I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving.
 * [hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?
 * [dragging Matt to the dance floor] Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me!
 * [at a huge party] I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it!
 * [to Trish Sackett] You know what? You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy! I don't like you at all!
 * What is that attitude? We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. Love is a battlefield.

Dialogue

 * Young Matt: Hey, Jenna. [takes a picture of him and Jenna]
 * Young Jenna Rink: Matt, please. No more pictures.
 * Young Matt: Come on, it's your 13th birthday. We gotta document it.


 * [Jenna has invited the most popular girls in school to her 13th birthday party.]
 * Young Matt: You know, I can't believe you invited those clones.
 * Young Jenna Rink: They're my friends.
 * Young Matt: The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
 * Young Jenna Rink: Well, almost. And someday, I'm gonna BE a Sixth Chick.
 * Young Matt: There are six of them, Jenna, that's the whole point. There can't be a seventh Sixth Chick. It's just mathematically impossible. Besides you're way cooler than they are, they're totally unoriginal.
 * Young Jenna Rink: I don't want to be original, Matty, I want to be cool.


 * [repeated lines]
 * Matt: Arrivederci.
 * Jenna: Au revoir.


 * Beverly Rink: Just because you don't look like those girls in Poise magazine doesn't mean you're not beautiful in your own way.
 * Young Jenna Rink: I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way. I wanna look like these people!
 * Beverly Rink: Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models.
 * Young Jenna Rink: Look at this. [reads from magazine] "Thirty and flirty and thriving. Why the thirties are the best years of your life." I wanna be thirty.
 * Beverly Rink: [chuckles] Well, you will be, honey. But right now, you're my beautiful 13-year-old.


 * Lucy: Can you get in the car?
 * Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers.
 * Lucy: Please get in the car, we're gonna be late.
 * Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't know you.
 * Lucy: Just get in the car.
 * Jenna: I don't get in the car with strangers!
 * Lucy: You're being a little paranoid.


 * Lucy: Honey, I know I'm your best friend, but the slip-dress is a little '97... unless it's retro.
 * Jenna: [surprised] Are you really my best friend?
 * Lucy: [wondering why Jenna is acting so strange] You're pregnant.
 * Jenna: [horrified] Oh, no! Oh, my God, no!
 * Lucy: [relieved] Thank God. You scare me. What did you do last night?
 * Jenna: [nervous] See, that's just it. Something really strange is happening. I slept in an apartment I've never seen before... and there was a naked man in my shower and I saw his thingy.
 * Lucy: [sarcastically] Oh, God. Not his thingy. [to driver] Driver, could you please pull over, since we're here?


 * Lucy: [regarding security breaches at the company] Richard, we are hiring new printers, we're installing passwords. We're building firewalls on all the computers. Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.
 * Richard: [to Jenna] Did you? Good, I guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes.
 * Lucy: She was a secretary.
 * Richard: Yeah, whatever.


 * Jenna: [on the sidewalk, ringing the buzzer for an upstairs apartment] Hello? Yeah. Hi, this is Jenna and I'm looking for Matt. I don't know if you're him, but if you lived on Spruce Street and if your favorite shirt is a gray velour one, I need to speak to you.
 * Matt: [talking over speaker-system, poor reception] Hello? Hello? You know what? I got none of that. But if you're here from Ming Gardens food delivery, ring twice. If not, I really don't want it.
 * [Jenna walks upstairs and knocks on the door to apt. 2-B; Matt opens the door and sees Jenna.]
 * Matt: You're not Chinese.


 * Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?
 * Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?
 * Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?


 * Jenna: [panicked] I want a fluffy pillow!
 * Matt: A fluffy pillow, coming right up.


 * Becky: Why are you talking to me?
 * Jenna: Why not? We are neighbors, right?
 * Becky: But you usually ignore me.
 * Jenna: I like your shoes.
 * Becky: Thanks. I like your dress.
 * Jenna: That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!


 * Becky: I like your bag.
 * Jenna: Thanks, but you should come by sometime. I got like a zillion of them.
 * Becky: [suddenly surprised] Really?
 * Jenna: Yeah, it would be totally cool. Becky, can I ask you something?
 * Becky: Yeah, sure.
 * Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.
 * Becky: I think that kinda the point!


 * Lucy: [at a huge party] Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here?
 * Jenna: Who?
 * Lucy: Sparkle's editor-in-chief, Trish Sackett. Twelve o'clock and headed our way.
 * Trish: [smugly] Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. How's yours doing?
 * Lucy: [sarcastically] My God, Trish, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? Please, put some crab in your purse for later.
 * Trish: You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. Or you could change the name to something more appropriate...like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic.
 * Jenna: You know what? You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all.
 * Trish: Well, fortunately, I don't care about being liked. I care about winning.


 * Arlene: I have your urgent messages.
 * Jenna: Let's hear them.
 * Arlene: Well, okay. Emily Pratt called and wanted me to tell you, "I can't believe you scooped my story on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch. That was a new level of sleaze, even for you. I hope you die in one of her casual pantsuits."
 * Jenna: Oh, my God, that was so mean.
 * Arlene: Miss Lewis called. She said, "I hope you choke on your own bile, you pretentious, conniving snake."
 * Jenna: Maybe I should read them myself.


 * Jenna: What happened?
 * Matt: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?
 * Jenna: [suddenly remembers] Seven Minutes in Heaven. Everybody ditched. And that is the last thing I remembered.


 * Beverly Rink: Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I don't regret making any of them.
 * Jenna: How come?
 * Beverly Rink: Because if I hadn't have made them, I wouldn't have learned how to make things right.


 * Jenny: I don't know what Lucy said to you about me. But I want you to know that whoever she was talking about wasn't me.
 * Matt: It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade.

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 * Jenna: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend.
 * Matt: Jenna... I've always loved you.

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 * [Jenna returns to 1987, and has a second chance as "Crazy for You" by Madonna plays in the background.]
 * Young Lucy: [to Matt; snobbishly] Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
 * [Young Lucy goes upstairs; Young Matt goes to closet, and opens door.]
 * Young Jenna: [happily] Matty! [pounces on Young Matt and passionately kisses him]
 * Young Matt: [impressed] Wow. You really know what you're doing.
 * Young Jenna: Come on.
 * Young Lucy: [takes scarf; snobbishly] Sorry, I forgot my scarf.
 * Young Jenna: [angrily snatches Lucy's homework, and rips it up] You know what? You can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on, [splashes Young Lucy's drink on her dress] biatch. [to Matt] Come on, Matt.
 * Young Lucy: [to Young Jenna; incensed and confused] What did you call me?!
 * Young Jenna: We're gonna be late.
 * Young Matt: For what?
 * Young Jenna: You'll see.

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 * [last lines]
 * Jenna: A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff?
 * Matt: Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff.

Taglines

 * Jenna Rink made a wish and went from 13 to 30 overnight. Now everyone needs her. Everyone knows her. But no one knows the truth about her.
 * Jenna Rink made a wish and got the life she always dreamed of. But having it all is not nearly enough. Now she will do whatever it takes to find her way home.
 * When Jenna Rink woke up this morning, she wasn't quite herself. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it.
 * On her thirteenth birthday, Jenna Rink's wish came true. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it.
 * Jenna Rink had one wish. Now she's living the life she always dreamed of.
 * For most people, being a kid feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was!
 * For some, 13 feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was.
 * A comedy for the kid in all of us.

Cast

 * Jennifer Garner - Jenna Rink
 * Mark Ruffalo - Matt Flamhaff
 * Judy Greer - Lucy Wyman
 * Andy Serkis - Richard Kneeland
 * Lynn Collins - Wendy Collins
 * Samuel Ball - Alex Carlson
 * Renee Olstead - Becky Olstead
 * Christa B. Allen - Young Jenna
 * Sean Marquette - Young Matt
 * Alexandra Kyle - Tom-Tom (Young Lucy)