27 Dresses

27 Dresses is a 2008 film in which a selfless perennial bridesmaid must plan her sister's wedding to the man she secretly loves.
 * Written by Aline Brosh McKenna. Directed by Anne Fletcher.

Jane Nichols

 * You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my awesome work party?
 * I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
 * Wanna find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?

Kevin Doyle

 * Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.
 * You kind of look like a shiny mermaid.
 * You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!
 * I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding.

Casey

 * That's great. I spend two days in bed with a guy and you get flowers.
 * He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, "Vodka soda". If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shotgun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?
 * What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?
 * Hey, do you wanna come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from Shipping are coming and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap.
 * Ooh, you clean up good. I might even be into you.
 * If it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now.

Dialogue

 * Mother: [screams] Shit, oh shit!
 * Jane: I never do anything like this.
 * Kevin: I know.
 * Jane: You do?
 * Kevin: Yes, I know. You kept repeating that over and over last night. "I never do this... I never do this... I never do this..."


 * Jane: There's gotta be one thing about weddings that you like.
 * Kevin: Open bar.
 * Jane: No.
 * Kevin: [thinks for a moment] All right. So when the bride comes in and she makes her giant, grand entrance, I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. 'Cause even though I think he's an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery... I don't know, he always looks really, really happy. And, for some reason, I... [notices Jane giving him a weird look] What the hell are you looking at me like that for?
 * Jane: Are you shitting me right now?
 * Kevin: What?
 * Jane: That's my favorite part. Oh, my God. We have something in common.
 * Kevin: Yes. Well, statistically that was bound to happen.


 * [Jane pulls out a garish "Gone With the Wind" dress from her collection.]
 * Kevin: What is that?
 * Jane: [holding the dress in front of herself] Theme wedding!
 * Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?


 * [Kevin helps Jane practice saying "No".]
 * Kevin: Jane, give me fifty bucks.
 * Jane: No!
 * Kevin: Jane, come on. It's fifty bucks. I'll pay you back.
 * Jane: No.
 * Kevin: [takes her hand lovingly] Jane, I need you... to give me fifty bucks.
 * Jane: [hesitant] ...No?
 * Kevin: [laughs] See? That was good! [picks up Jane's drink] Jane, can I have your drink?
 * Jane: Sure.


 * Tess: You won't share that information with him about me. You wouldn't hurt a fly. And you would never hurt me. I'm your sister.
 * Jane: That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.


 * Jane's Aunt: It must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
 * Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!


 * Jane: [after passing out] Are you a doctor?
 * Kevin: No, but Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Drunk were bugging me.


 * Jane: God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?
 * Casey: Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is so that some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.


 * Jane: How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage.
 * Kevin: I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle.
 * Jane: Oh, that's so noble of you! Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open.
 * Kevin: Ah! So you admit that believing in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus!


 * Jane: You got them champagne glasses and a bottle of cristal.
 * George: Any way she's gonna believe it actually came from me?
 * Jane: Maybe. I wrapped it like a car ran over it.
 * George: Nice touch.


 * Jane: You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic, or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?
 * Kevin: I didn't follow that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one.


 * Kevin: Don't you have any needs?
 * Jane: No. I'm Jesus.

Cast

 * Katherine Heigl - Jane Nichols
 * Peyton Roi List (young)
 * James Marsden - Kevin Doyle
 * Judy Greer - Casey
 * Malin Ackerman - Tess Nichols
 * Charli Barcena (young)
 * Edward Burns - George
 * Brian Kerwin - Hal Nichols
 * Maulik Pancholy - Trent
 * Krysten Ritter - Gina
 * Edward Burns - George
 * David Castro - Pedro
 * Jane Krakowski - Mother (Screaming)