A Touch of Cloth

A Touch of Cloth is a British television comedy police procedural series created and written by Charlie Brooker and Daniel Maier.

Series 2

 * [During a bank robbery]
 * Robber: I reckon you'll tell your grandkids about this, eh?
 * Bystander: I'm gay.
 * Robber: Right... well, you could turn it into a musical.


 * [As Jack prepares to go undercover]
 * DI Anne Oldman: Jack, wait! Don't forget which side you're on.
 * DI Jack Cloth: I'm not on a side. I'm on the edge, and edges don't have sides.


 * [Deleted scene]
 * Macratty: I like you Jack. You're a cunt. Not like these other cunts.