A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas is a 2011 comedy film and the third installment of the Harold & Kumar series.
 * Directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson. Written by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg.

Christmas comes prematurely

Harold Lee

 * Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined.

Kumar Patel

 * [Upon being asked to go to a Christmas Eve party] No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high.
 * Uh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve.
 * [Adrian: Also, I told her you work for the White House.] Yeah, like anyone's gonna believe that.

Dialogue

 * [From trailer]
 * Jesus: Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.
 * Neil Patrick Harris: Jesus?
 * Jesus: [Holds up crucifix around his neck] Christ. I practically run this place.
 * Neil Patrick Harris: Oh, for reals?
 * Jesus: Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–
 * Neil Patrick Harris: Ha-ha, you're one of those.


 * Harold: You still haven't explained the gay thing.
 * Kumar: You're not gay, motherfucker!
 * Harold: At all.
 * Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.
 * Kumar: What? Clay Aiken's not gay?
 * Neil Patrick Harris: Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.


 * Kenneth Park: This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.
 * Harold: I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?
 * Kenneth Park: Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!
 * [Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience].
 * Harold: Who are you looking at?

Cast

 * John Cho as Harold Lee
 * Kal Penn as Kumar Patel
 * Neil Patrick Harris as a fictionalized version of himself
 * Danny Trejo as Mr. Perez
 * Danneel Harris as Vanessa Fanning
 * Elias Koteas as Sergei Katsov
 * Paula Garcés as Maria Perez-Lee
 * Thomas Lennon as Todd
 * Patton Oswalt as Larry Juston/Mall Santa
 * Eddie Kaye Thomas as Andy Rosenberg
 * David Krumholtz as Seth Goldstein
 * Amir Blumenfeld as Adrian