Abbott and Costello Go to Mars

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars is a 1953 American film about two men who accidentally launch a rocket which is supposed to fly to Mars. Instead it goes to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, where they are then forced by a bank robber to fly to Venus where they find a civilization made up entirely of women.
 * Directed by Charles Lamont. Written by John Grant, D. D. Beauchamp, and Howard Christie.

THEY'RE OUT OF THIS WORLD ON A MISGUIDED MISSILE! (taglines)

Dialogue

 * Miss Frances Planey: Orville, after you've finished flying the jet ships for the children, bring them back to the orphanage. Then cut the lawn and water the plants.
 * Orville: All right, Miss Planey.


 * Mugsy: I would like to ask you one simple question: How many states are you wanted in?
 * Harry: How many are dere?
 * Mugsy: Forty eight.
 * Harry: Dat's how many.


 * Lester: I hereby claim Mars in the name of the United States of America.
 * Orville: Me too.

Taglines

 * THEY'RE OUT OF THIS WORLD ON A MISGUIDED MISSILE!


 * OUTER-SPACE FUN SPREE!


 * They're too wild for one world!

Cast

 * Bud Abbott — Lester
 * Lou Costello — Orville
 * Mari Blanchard — Allura
 * Robert Paige — Dr. Wilson