Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd

Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd is a 1952 American film about two men who get into complications with pirates.
 * Directed by Charles Lamont. Written by John Grant and Howard Dimsdale.

'''Ahoy! Ahowl!''' (taglines)

Capt. William Kidd

 * My darling, darling, darling.....I DON'T WANT LOVE LETTERS FROM YOU, I WANT THE MAP!

Dialogue

 * Capt. William Kidd: I hate fat men!
 * Capt. Bonney: But you're a fat man.
 * Capt. William Kidd: I hate myself too!


 * Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: [In hole holding skull] Alas, poor Yorick, I knew well, a fellow of infinite...
 * Capt. William Kidd: That's the wrong play. Now, dig.


 * Capt. William Kidd: Where's the bow of the boat?
 * Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: That's in the front.
 * Capt. William Kidd: Where's the stern?
 * Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: That's in the back of the boat.
 * Capt. William Kidd: Where's the port?
 * Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: That's in the wine closet.
 * Capt. William Kidd: See if the barometer has fallen!
 * Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: It's still hanging on the wall.

Taglines

 * Ahoy! Ahowl!


 * They're Raising Cain on the BOUNDING MAIN!

Cast

 * Bud Abbott — Rocky Stonebridge
 * Lou Costello — Oliver Johnson aka Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill
 * Charles Laughton — Capt. William Kidd
 * Hillary Brooke — Capt. Bonney
 * Bill Shirley — Bruce Martingale
 * Leif Erickson — Morgan
 * Fran Warren — Lady Jane