Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein is a 1948 film about two men meeting three monsters.
 * Directed by Charles Barton. Written by Robert Lees. 

'''The LAUGHS are MONSTERous! Bud and Lou are in a stew when they tangle with the TITANS of TERROR!''' (taglines)

Wilbur Grey

 * [to Frankenstein's Monster] Don't let em' do it to you, Frankie. It's a bad deal. I've had this brain for 30 years and it ain't worked right yet!

Dialogue

 * Wilbur Grey: That's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day.
 * McDougal: A union man only works eight hours a day.
 * Wilbur Grey: I belong to two unions.


 * Chick Young: I don't get it. Out of all the guys around here, that classy dish has to pick out a guy like you.
 * Wilbur Grey: What's wrong with that?
 * Chick Young: Go look at yourself in the mirror sometime.
 * Wilbur Grey: Why should I hurt my own feelings?


 * Wilbur Grey: Mr. Talbot, and I thought you were such a nice man too. Look at you, you're a mess.
 * Larry Talbot: Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.
 * Wilbur Grey : Oh pal. That's all right; I'm sort of a wolf myself.


 * Chick Young: Professor Stevens, do you understand women?
 * Professor Stevens: I don't even try.


 * Larry Talbot: I know you'll think I'm crazy, but... in a half-an-hour the moon will rise and I'll turn into a wolf.
 * Wilbur Grey: You and 20 million other guys!


 * Wilbur Grey: Hey Chick, do you know what happens when you meet Dracula in the woods?
 * Chick Young: I'll bite.
 * Wilbur Grey: Uh-uh. You gotta stand in line!

Taglines

 * Jeepers! The creepers are after Bud and Lou!


 * More howls than you can shake a shiver at!!!

Cast

 * Bud Abbot — Chick Young
 * Lou Costello — Wilbur Grey
 * Lon Chaney Jr. — Lawrence Talbot
 * Bela Lugosi — Count Dracula
 * — Frankenstein's Monster