Action League Now!

 (2001-2002) was an American animated television series that aired on Nickelodeon. The series follows the adventures of a superhero league, composed of various toy action figures and dolls.

Dialogue

 * Stinky Diver: This is pathetic. I'm missing Baywatch for this?
 * Meltman: Maybe we're early, Stinky.


 * [after the Mayor unveils the big baby at a circus sideshow]
 * Thunder Girl: Awww, it's a witsy-bitsy baby!
 * Stinky Diver: Blimey! It's a grotesque parody of human life!


 * Stinky Diver: Smash it, crush it, destroy it!
 * Bill: No, Big Baby's a rare creature, to be studied, not destroyed. Let us use reason, not violence.
 * Chief: Say, um, Bill, there's something we've been meaning to tell you.
 * Thundergirl: Uh, yeah. Big Baby sort of grabbed your daughter, Quarky, and ran off with her.
 * Bill: That thing has my daughter? Aaah! Smash it, crush it, destroy it!


 * Announcer: Meanwhile, the League has gathered together for a touching, final farewell...
 * Chief: Blast it! If I had any legs left, I'd stomp all you fool-heads into the ground!

Tears of a Clone

 * Chief: (shrieks) HOLY MOTHER OF MOTHERS!!
 * Cloned Leagues: Hi, Chief!
 * Bill: Oh no, I was afraid of this.
 * Chief: No, you weren't, you pointy-headed geek! I WAS!!

Armageddon Outta Here

 * Narrator: A planet: doomed. A rocket: kaboomed! As a deadly showdown approaches, our ill-fated four reflect on the meaning of their lives.
 * Thunder Girl: I never got to direct!
 * Meltman: I may have only been a chunk of melted plastic, but I tried!
 * Stinky Diver: You blokes aren't such tossers after all.


 * Admiral: Commence bombing!
 * Bill: Wait, you can't! Not just for me, but for the love of science, the love of knowledge, the love of... sequels!
 * Admiral: Sequels? Cancel that order, gunner! We've got a franchise to protect!
 * League: Yay!
 * Narrator: Not nearly the end...

Cast

 * The Flesh, The Chief, Bill the Lab Guy, and Stinky Diver (voiced by )
 * Thundergirl (voiced by )
 * Meltman (voiced by )