After Life

After Life (2019-2022) is a British black comedy web television series created, executive produced, directed by and starring Ricky Gervais.

Episode 2

 * Tony: Do you get any fibre in your diet?
 * Lenny: Yeah, loads.
 * Tony: What fruit and veg?
 * Sandy: Meant to have five a day.
 * Tony: How many portions of fruit and veg do you have a day?
 * Lenny: Ten.
 * Tony: Potatoes don't count.
 * Lenny: None, then.

Episode 3

 * Brian: What do you get if you cross a disabled octopus with my ex-wife?
 * Brian: A five-legged slut.

Episode 5

 * Anne: Happiness is amazing. It's so amazing, it doesn't matter if it's yours or not. There's that lovely thing: "A society grows great when old men plant trees, the shade of which they know they will never sit in." Good people do things for other people. That's it. The end.

Episode 6

 * Anne: I had the most wonderful life with Stan. And I have all those memories. That's what we are anyway, really, memories. And Stan had a wonderful life, too... and he's not in any pain. Doesn't even know it's over. I do. But I'd rather live missing him than for him to live missing me. That's how much I love him. I wouldn't change anything. If I went back and changed one thing I didn't take, I might lose something that that bad thing eventually took me to. You shouldn't regret anything or think: "Well, if I went back, I might do this or I might do that."

Cast

 * Ricky Gervais as Tony Johnson
 * Tom Basden as Matt
 * Tony Way as Lenny
 * Diane Morgan as Kath
 * Mandeep Dhillon as Sandy
 * Ashley Jensen as Emma
 * Kerry Godliman as Lisa Johnson
 * Tim Plester as Julian Kane
 * Penelope Wilton as Anne
 * Roisin Conaty as Daphne, aka "Roxy"
 * Anti as Brandy, Tony's and Lisa's dog
 * David earl as the very relatable Brian, Micky the Gypsy also bummed my wife