After the Fox

Caccia alla volpe (After the Fox) is a 1966 film comedy starring Peter Sellers and directed by Vittorio De Sica.

Aldo

 * Arrgh... If only I could steal enough to become an honest man!

Fabrizi

 * Where is he? Where is my Tony!? Where is my beautiful Tony? Look at that skin—like a baby. Whatsa matter, you never get old like the rest of us, eh? I love him, I LOVE him!


 * Stop! Stop! Cut! Cut! Shame on you, Sevalio! You are a disgrace to your village and to the motion picture industry!

De Sica

 * More sand in the desert!

Harry

 * What picture?! WHAT PICTURE!?

Police Chief

 * I could say 'Good Morning'. That wouldn't be acting, because I always say 'Good morning'.

Dialogue

 * Aldo: Where is Gina, mama?
 * Mama: On the street.
 * Aldo: You mean my sister is a—
 * Woman: BINGO.


 * Bystander: Who is in the car?
 * Aldo: Marlon Brando's nose.


 * Gina: That's him, Tony Powell. We saw him at the Excelsior.
 * Aldo: Why isn't he fat?
 * Gina: It's an old picture.


 * Tony: How many people in the world over 40 can still say they have their own teeth, huh?
 * Harry: How many people in the world over 50 can still say they're only 40?!


 * Gina: Ooh, he's a good kisser.
 * Aldo: You know how many good kissers are starving in Italy?


 * Tony: What's neo-realism?
 * Harry: No money.


 * Fabrizi: Sophia, hello my darling...no, Sophia, I told you I'm busy with Tony Powell... I'm sorry, Sophia, you will have to get somebody else. Sophia—I'm sorry my darling, there's no part for you in the picture...Would I lie to you? So—Soph—Sophia don't cry! Tony, talk to this girl, she's hysterical, she's hysterical. Talk to her, please.
 * Tony: Hello, Sophia?— she hung up.
 * Fabrizi: She'll kill me, she'll kill me. It'll be in all the Italian newspapers!


 * Harry: Can I see a script!?
 * Fabrizi: In here is my script, in here is my story.


 * Fabrizi: Tony plays the Fox.
 * Tony: An animal picture?


 * Fabrizi: No matter how fast you run, you cannot run away from yourself.
 * Tony: Brilliant!


 * Miss Okra: I must talk to you.
 * Fabrizi: Who's talking, you or him?