Alice in Wonderland (1976 film)

Alice in Wonderland is a 1976 erotic musical film about Alice, a virginal librarian, who enters Wonderland, and meets characters from the book, but with an erotic emphasis.
 * Directed by Bud Townsend. Written by Bucky Searles. Based on the novel of Lewis Carroll.

An X-Rated Musical Comedy. (taglines)

Alice

 * Well if it feels good, there's a good chance it must be bad.
 * Oh my goodness... Are you all right?... I thought I'd broken it.

Scrugg

 * We don't have any towels. We had one once, but it was stolen by a hotel.

King of Hearts

 * [to Alice] May my rod and staff comfort thee.

Dialogue

 * Alice: Oh! It looks like somebody had an accident.
 * The White Rabbit: THAT'S a funny thing to call it.


 * Humpty Dumpty: Who's she? I've never seen HER before.
 * Mad Hatter: She's new in these parts.


 * The White Rabbit: She's embarrassed - I think she's still a virgin.
 * Mad Hatter: Well if that's the case, she should be embarrassed. I've never heard of such a thing.
 * Alice: Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.
 * Mad Hatter: Well I don't see why not.


 * Tweedledum: Oh, Dee! You're so great! I love you like a brother!
 * Tweedledee: Dum, aren't you forgetting? I AM your brother.


 * Mad Hatter: And after the King's ball comes off, we're eating dinner in the Queen's box.
 * Alice: Dinner in the Queen's box?
 * Mad Hatter: Well not dinner exactly, it's more like a boxed lunch.


 * Alice: Don't you think you should put that thing away?
 * Mad Hatter: Certainly not, I just let it out! Don't you like it?
 * Alice: Well... Yes, it's very nice.
 * Mad Hatter: You may touch it.
 * Alice: Oh, I couldn't!
 * Mad Hatter: I don't see why not.
 * Alice: Well, because it's yours.
 * Mad Hatter: [rolling his eyes] I'll share it with you.


 * Maggy: What is this?
 * Alice: It's my breast.
 * Maggy: What is this for?
 * Alice: One day, when I have a baby, it'll have milk in it.
 * Maggy: Oh, it's pretty.


 * Queen of Hearts: I want her head!
 * Alice: Please Ma'am, I'm just learning about life, I'm too young to die, don't cut off my head.
 * Queen of Hearts: You misunderstand me, doll. I don't wanna cut off your head. I want you to give me some head.


 * Queen of Hearts: [Alice is asking for a fair trial] A Trial? Where is it written, that we have to give you a trial?
 * Mad Hatter: It says so right here in this book.
 * [showing the King of Hearts and the Queen of Hearts the book "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"]

Taglines

 * An X-Rated Musical Comedy.


 * The world's favorite bedtime story.

Cast

 * Kristine DeBell – Alice
 * Bucky Searles – Humpty Dupty
 * Ron Nelson – William
 * Alan Novak – Mad Hatter
 * J. P. Paradine – Judge/Scrugg
 * Larry Gelman – The White Rabbit