Alien from L.A.

Alien from L.A. is a 1988 film about a teen-age girl who goes looking for her missing archaeologist father, and stumbles into a strange subterranean civilization.
 * Directed and written by Albert Pyun.

The people at the center of the earth are about to get a visitor. (taglines)

Guten 'Gus' Edway

 * I'm looking for a girl with big bones.

Charmin'

 * OK, maybe I might help you. It's only because I'm a sucker for big-boned dolls in trouble.

Others

 * Mambino: Big confidence from an alien - who walks like a troll, dresses like a worm, and has the voice that gives everyone a headache.


 * General Rykov: Your panty-hose are on too tight, Crassus.


 * Lord Over: Come here, child. Come closer. So, you are the Wanda.

Dialogue

 * Stacy: Wanda, the creep broke up with you over your answering machine.
 * Wanda: I just want to know why he broke up.
 * Stacy: He doesn't like you.
 * Wanda: Thanks, Stacy.
 * Stacy: You should have gone blonder.


 * Wanda: I can change. I want to change. Just tell me what you don't like about me.
 * Robbie: You won't change, Wanda.
 * Wanda: Please, Robbie. Give me a chance. What don't you like about me and I'll change.
 * Robbie: Alright! Your glasses make you look stupid. Your hair's ugly. You dress like a nerd. You walk like a clod. And your voice gives me a headache. Is that enough?


 * Wanda: Will I ever see you again?
 * Charmin' : You never know, Wanda. Crazy. Another time, another place. Now go on. Get out of here. Another time, another place.

Taglines

 * Venture to the core!


 * Tinseltown Was No Comparison To The Underground.


 * The people at the center of the Earth are about to get a visitor.


 * Kathy Ireland is the Alien From L.A.


 * A fantastic adventure.

Cast

 * Kathy Ireland — Wanda Saknussemm
 * William R. Moses — Guten "Gus" Edway
 * Richard Haines — Professor Arnold Saknussemm
 * Don Michael Paul — Robbie
 * Thom Mathews — Charmin'
 * Janie Du Plessis — General Rykov / Shank / Claims Officer
 * Simon Poland — Consul Triton Crassus / The Mailman
 * Linda Kerridge — Roryis Freki / Auntie Pearl
 * Kristen Trucksess — Stacy
 * Lochner de Kock — Professor Ovid Galba / Paddy Mahoney
 * Deep Roy — Mambino, The Boss of Bosses