All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series

All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series is an animated television series. It is set after All Dogs Go To Heaven and a film sequel.

The Doggone Truth [1.1]

 * Annabelle: Charles! This is the last good deed you'll ever mess up.
 * Charlie: Annabelle, it wasn't my fault.
 * Annabelle: I understand, the double chili cheeseburger made you do it.
 * Charlie: That fits...that's right.
 * Annabelle: [poking Charlie] You need more training. [off-screen, Annabelle's robe changes to a sergeant-type jacket and she, holding a club in her hand, taps her foot, and throws her halo to the dogs. Itchy catches it. She puts a soldier's helmet on her head] Attention! [Charlie and Itchy stand straight] Angel 3rd-class Barkin, your status is deplorable! [a map of San Francisco] Mission 4-niner-bravo: "Helping Old Dog Cross Street". [an X appears where Annabelle pointed her stick on the map] You never showed up.
 * Charlie: I overslept.
 * Annabelle: [sniffs Charlie] Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
 * [A lightning bolt strikes Charlie]
 * Charlie: Hey!
 * Annabelle: Assignment 7-0-tango: "Return Kid's Missing Milk Money" [another X appears] You spent it on a movie and double popcorn.
 * Charlie: I was framed.
 * Annabelle: [sniffs Charlie, then sarcastically] Oh, that's a good one!
 * [Charlie moves away, a lightning bolt strikes Itchy]
 * Itchy: Ow! That smarts! Ow, ooh! Charlie!
 * [Charlie begins to laugh, another lightning bolt strikes him]
 * Annabelle: [snaps fingers] At ease. [her military outfit turns back into her robe, and her halo is back over her head] Now, if you want to stay on Earth, you have to do a good deed. A real good deed. Until you do, I'm putting you on probation. [flushes Charlie and Itchy back to Earth] Dismissed!


 * Sasha: Get your paws off me! [Carface and Killer kick her out] A gentlemen would never treat a lady like this.
 * Carface: But who said you were a lady?
 * Killer: Or that he was a gentleman? [laughs, Carface slaps him on the face] Ow!
 * Carface: Shut up. [goes back inside with Killer]
 * Charlie: Sasha! What happened?
 * Sasha: Carface came and suggested some "improvements" for the club.
 * Charlie: Like what?
 * Sasha: Like kicking me out! He stole my place, Charlie!
 * Charlie: That jerk! If only I'd been here!
 * Sasha: Where were you?
 * Charlie: [trying to lie] There was a fire at the zoo, and I had to ice down the penguins. [gets hit by a lightning bolt because of his lie]
 * Annabelle: [off-screen] Charles. [Charlie looks into the mirror and then she appears in the mirror] You're on probation. You can't do, think, or say anything bad. That includes fibbing. Bye-bye. [vanishes]
 * Charlie: [to an arriving Sasha] Okay. The truth is, I was buying this cheeseburger, and it turned out that Killer was the vendor... [realizing] Of course! Carface! That creep...Got us in trouble, so we'd be out of the picture!


 * Killer: You always was a sucker for the ladies, boss. [Carface punches him on the head] Ow!
 * Carface: Never call me "sucker".


 * [After Charlie and Itchy have finished helping Sasha get her club back the way it was]
 * Annabelle: [appears in the place of Charlie's reflection] Charles.
 * Charlie: [surprised] Whoa. Annabelle? Sneak up on a guy, why don't you?
 * Annabelle: Congratulations. That's not quite what I meant by "good deed", but you're off probation, angel. For now, anyway. Uh-huh. [blows Charlie a kiss]
 * [When Charlie looks again, she vanishes and his reflection comes back]
 * Sasha: Oh, everything's back the way it was.
 * Itchy: Well, not everything. [removes his cap, revealing that his "Chi-Chi" wig is still on] Got any glue remover?
 * [Both Charlie and Sasha laugh with amusement]

Field Trip [1.2]

 * Itchy: Three? Whatever happened to one and two?


 * [After Teddy runs off as a dog]
 * Annabelle: Charles, he could get into a lot of trouble as a dog.
 * Charlie: That was the whole point.
 * Annabelle: Oh, you're hopeless. [runs after Teddy] Teddy! Wait!
 * Charlie: Oh, my aching halo. Wait up, Annabelle! [runs off to find Annabelle who is struggling to find Teddy]


 * Charlie: No problem ma'am. After I get that dog, you're going to give me a kibble.
 * Annabelle: Oh well not all will do.

Lance, the Wonder Pup [1.3]

 * Sasha: Charlie B Barkin! What did I say about taking a bath with the puppy?!
 * Charlie: Me? Oh no, Sasha! I can explain! I-No!
 * [She hits Charlie's stomach before running to her room. Charlie gets up]
 * Itchy: Are you okay, Charlie?
 * Charlie: Yes, Itchy, I'm fine.
 * Itchy: What happened to Sasha?
 * Charlie: She was angry at me for taking a bath with Lance The Wonder Pup.
 * Itchy: Who is Lance?
 * Charlie: She is an orange puppy with black dots with a blue spotted fur coat and she has a purple tongue. And she has a nose a white nose.
 * Itchy: We have something to tell you, a black Labrador walked past me and said that Lance would be planning a halftime show. You know a wonder pup show she is going to open a TV show after a halftime show!
 * Charlie: Oh boy! I got to go tell Sasha! Sasha! Sasha! Come out of your room!
 * Sasha: Charlie! I'm not going to say this again! Get away from-
 * Charlie: Lance is performing a halftime show and she's is performing a TV show!
 * Sasha: I'm not coming!
 * Charlie: What why not?
 * Sasha: I need to watch over my puppies!
 * Charlie: Go ahead! Go ahead and laugh!
 * [Sasha walks quietly to her room]
 * Itchy: So how did it go Charlie?
 * Charlie: I yelled at her to go ahead and laugh! Come on, let's go!
 * [The scene changes to Lance barking]
 * Itchy: Finally, made it! Hey Lance, may I join on the show?
 * Lance: You can't, but you can watch from down there!
 * Itchy: Really? Thank you, Lance!

Puppy Sitter [1.4]

 * Charlie: Hey there, bea-utiful. Care for a ride?
 * Sasha: [not impressed] Oh, hello, Charlie. [more happily] Hi, Itchy.
 * Itchy: [chuckles, while pulling a hand cart with Charlie in it] Hi, Sasha.
 * Charlie: So what do you say? You and me? A romantic ride through the park? Hmm?
 * Sasha: [sighs] Charlie, there is no "you and me". I'm looking for a sensitive dog.
 * Charlie: I'm sensitive.
 * Sasha: [angrily] How can you say that when you use your best friend as a pack mule?
 * Charlie: Oh, Itchy, doesn't mind, do you, pal? [no answer, as there's about to be a problem] Uh, Itch? You wanna slow down a bit?
 * [They're going too fast because of a slope in which Itchy cannot stop]
 * Sasha: Okay, I'll see you around, boys.


 * [After Itchy told Charlie that the puppy sling-shot himself out of the window and into the city, and Charlie was supposed to be responsible for the puppy]
 * Charlie: [finally giving in] Okay, I admit it! [rapidly, not knowing that Sasha is overhearing] If it weren't for Sasha, I should never have left alone that stupid kid in the first place!
 * Sasha: [shocked and angry] Charlie Barkin! You are the most selfish, manipulating, insensitive mutt I've ever had the displeasure to know.
 * Charlie: Wait! Wait! I can explain!
 * Sasha: Using a tiny puppy just so you can impress a woman. Well, let me tell you, buster. I am not impressed.
 * Charlie: [stammering] Oh, But I, I, I...
 * Sasha: I guess you were never a puppy, were you? Never helpless. [walking off] Never scared and alone?
 * Charlie: Well, uh, I never thought of it that way.
 * Sasha: [off-screen, sarcastically] Good night, Charlie Barkin!
 * Charlie: Wait! Sasha! You're right! I've been a jerk! I'm... [trips on a cart] I'm sorry.
 * Itchy: [walks up to him] Charlie? You okay?
 * Charlie: I'll be better when we find that pup.

Dogs in the House [1.5]

 * Annabelle: Charlie, we have a very particular guest.
 * Charlie: Well, I'll be very impressed!
 * Annabelle: Ah-hem. This day forward in heaven, we have mister tiggy-wiggle.
 * Charlie: [whispering to itchy] I am not impressed.
 * Annabelle: That calls to you Charlie.
 * Charlie: Oh, blast!

Cyrano de Barkinac [1.6]

 * Itchy: [chatting with the muddy Bess] I'm sorry. It's these darn short legs. You know, as a puppy, I once ran away from home. A week later they found me at the end of the driveway. [laughs] Ba-rump-bum. [chuckles]
 * Bess: [giggling] Oh, Itchy. You're such a hoot.
 * Itchy: Uh, a hoot? Oh, like an owl!
 * [Bess laughs]


 * Itchy: [looking a Bess's "Wall of Fame"] "Winifred...Bessime...de Winkerville"? Wow. Some pedigree pooch.
 * Charlie: Maybe Bess is her ugly... [stops at an angry look from Itchy] ...I mean, unfortunate cousin.


 * Charlie: [surprised] You're "Winifred Bessime---"?
 * Bess: "Bess" for short.
 * Charlie: Well how 'bout that, Itch? "Bess" is short, too.


 * [Charlie is advising Itchy on how to treat Bess "It's Gotta Come from the Heart"]
 * Charlie: [singing] You need class!
 * That's no foolin'!
 * She might pass
 * If you're droolin'
 * Don't give it all away to start.


 * You need flash
 * When you're struttin'
 * And panache,
 * But that's nuttin'!
 * To get the girl is a subtle art.


 * You got to show her
 * That you're enchanting!
 * Let her be the one that's panting!
 * Take it from me!
 * You're not barking up the wrong tree!


 * And when it feels right,
 * Then don't delay it!
 * Just be dogged in how you say it.
 * Right from the start,
 * It's gotta come from the heart.


 * Maybe you'll win 'er
 * By taking her to dinner
 * Munching on bones and brie.
 * Bring her a flower
 * And really bow-wow 'er
 * With some lovesick poetry.


 * And when the conversation's dragging,
 * You've got to set her whole world wagging.
 * When push comes to shove,
 * To get a newly shown love...


 * You've got to give her
 * Something precious
 * It's the pause
 * that refreshes.
 * Right from the start,
 * It's gotta come from the
 * Right from the start.
 * Not just a part of you.
 * Right from the start,
 * It's gotta come from the heart.
 * [Howls]
 * Right from the heart.


 * Bess: What would you say if I told you I was the fastest Cocker Spaniel in my class?
 * [Itchy gulps and sweats, momentarily deprived of Charlie's prompting]
 * Charlie: [playing a card game] You're bluffing!
 * Itchy: [repeating Charlie's "prompt"] You're bluffing!
 * Bess: Okay, so I was the second fastest.
 * [Dog playing cards with Charlie throws down his hand in frustration]
 * Charlie: Ha ha! I knew it! You can't con a master.
 * Itchy: Ha! I knew it! You can't con a master.
 * Bess: [offended] Well, then I guess I'd better practice some more. Good day! [walks off in a huff]

Mutts Ado About Nothing [1.9]

 * Charlie: Itch, I can't tell you and that vacuum cleaner apart anymore.
 * Itchy: Oh, is that a short leg joke or something?
 * Charlie: Who stepped on your tail? I was talking about your whining.


 * Itchy: [angrily to Charlie] I'm gonna tell you a joke. My dog has no nose.
 * Charlie: Then how does he smell?
 * Itchy: Terrible. And no offense, but so do you, Charlie!
 * Charlie: That's my signature smell.
 * Itchy: Well then you need never worry about forgeries!


 * Sasha: Hi, Charlie. Freezer's broken at the supermarket. Want some thawed fish sticks?
 * Charlie: I'm not in the mood for fish sticks.
 * Sasha: Let me guess. Pretty little poodle took your heart for a one-way ride to the country?
 * Charlie: Try this. Flea-ridden little wiener dog takes my edible garbage to the dumpster.
 * Sasha: [sighs] Itchy is one clean wiener dog.
 * Charlie: [taking a fish stick] Who's he think he is? The big nag. [puts the stick in his mouth] He treats me like a child, like, I got no manners. [grunts and bangs his fist on the counter] Next, he'll be alphabetizing my garbage, and he calls me inconsiderate. [ironically, he steals a fish stick from a bowl a dog waiter is carrying]
 * Sasha: So Itchy whines a little big? The guy vacuums and even does windows. I wish he'd come to my house once a week.
 * Charlie: Well, then you take him! Just don't send him back. [chokes] Turning blue!
 * Sasha: [turns Charlie around and thrusts her front paws around his waist, making the food in his mouth come out and onto a bowl of food another dog waiter is carrying] You never know, Charlie. Itchy just may be like that comfy old pillow you throw out, and then you miss it when it's gone.
 * Charlie: Yeah, well, a pillow never called me lazy.
 *  Sasha: Charlie I don't know what is the matter with you.


 * Bess: But, Itchy, he's your best friend. Isn't there one thing you like about him?
 * Itchy: Yeah. He ain't here.


 * Itchy: [unaware that Annabelle is appearing as an image on one of their windows, watching] How about if I just stop talkin' to ya?
 * Charlie: [also unaware] Oh, that should be easy, 'cause I won't be here to talk to.
 * Annabelle: All right. Stop that, you two!
 * Charlie: Annabelle!
 * Itchy: [gasps] Now see what you did?
 * Annabelle: Eh-eh-em...?
 * Charlie: Me? You're the one who...
 * Annabelle: Shh. Enough! I can hear you arguing all the way to heaven! You're supposed to be angels! Role models, for goodness sake! Now, Charles, Itchy, I want you to show a little understanding. A little kindness toward each other. Or else!
 * Charlie and Itchy: Sorry.
 * Annabelle: You two have a wonderful friendship, but it's at stake right now. If you don't do something to save it, I will.


 * [Even so, Charlie and Itchy have continued to fight, such as by squirting ketchup and mustard and throwing things at each other]
 * Annabelle: I warned you. Now we'll do it my way.
 * Itchy: Annabelle.
 * Charlie: Uh-oh.


 * Itchy: Whoa...what are you gonna do, Annabelle?
 * Annabelle: If you can't see the diamond because of its flaws, you must walk a mile on each other's paws.
 * Charlie: I don't like this!
 * Annabelle: Too bad. [the ghosts of Charlie and Itchy leave their own bodies] Until you can learn to appreciate each other, you're stuck with it.
 * [Charlie and Itchy's ghosts enter each other's bodies]

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 * Itchy: [in Charlie's body] I don't care how you smell, Charlie. Being big is a big responsibility.
 * [Because Charlie and Itchy have finally learned to appreciate each other, their spirits leave each other's bodies and go back into their own]

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 * Bess: [seeing Charlie and Itchy getting along again] Look, Sasha. Our plan worked.
 * Bess and Sasha: [in unison] If they only knew. [giggling]
 * Charlie: Heh. Hey, Itch. Check out the girls. They never had a clue.
 * Charlie and Itchy: [in unison, about the body swap] If they only knew. [laughing]

Heaventh Inning Stretch [1.12]

 * Leon: I got bologna in my shoes.
 * Charlie: Yeah, feel funny, don't it?

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 * Annabelle: (crying happily, only without any tears showing) Charles Barkin, that's the most unselfish thing I've ever heard you say.
 * Charlie: I'm always very proud of myself without getting any lightning struck.
 * Annabelle: And I am very proud of your heavenly Charlie.

The Perfect Dog [1.13]

 * [Sasha sings the episode's titular song against Charlie, rejecting him as a boyfriend]
 * Sasha: [singing] If you had what it takes,
 * You would be quite the gentle-hound,
 * A more sentimental hound,
 * Less of a flake.
 * You'd be my hero
 * Instead of a zero
 * If you had what it takes.
 * Itchy: [spoken] Come on, Sasha. What do you want, anyway?
 * Sasha: [singing] I want the perfect dog
 * Who'd never make me wait.
 * Sasha and Charlie: [singing] The perfect dog
 * Charlie: [singing] It's more fun to irritate.
 * Sasha: [singing] The perfect dog
 * Who'd shower me flowers.
 * Sasha and Charlie: [singing] The perfect dog.
 * Charlie: [singing] You'd be sniffling for hours.
 * Sasha: [singing] So very 'phisticated.
 * Charlie: [singing] That's overrated.
 * Sasha: [singing] Someone who'd risk his hide.
 * Charlie: [singing] Who'd take you for a ride.
 * Sasha: [singing] Who'd make me feel so proud.
 * Charlie: [singing] Stop walking on a cloud.
 * Sasha: [singing] To have them by my side.
 * Itchy: [spoken] Gee, it's gettin' awful hot in here, ain't it?
 * Sasha: [singing] The perfect dog, I long to see.
 * The perfect dog, the dog for me.
 * The perfect dog. You'll never be
 * The perfect dog!
 * Charlie: [singing] Uh, I hate to deflate you
 * Or invalidate you.
 * This pie-in-the-sky guy
 * Will just nauseate you.
 * Life would be boring.
 * You'd spend all day snoring?
 * [spoken] Is that what you want?
 * Itchy: [spoken] You know, Sasha, if you ask me, I think Charlie's got a point. Don't you think so? I think so.
 * Sasha and Charlie: [singing] The perfect dog.
 * Charlie: [singing] He's only in your dreams.
 * Sasha and Charlie: [singing] The perfect dog.
 * Sasha: [spoken] I've had it with your schemes!
 * [singing] I want the perfect dog!
 * Charlie: [singing] There is no such creature!
 * Itchy: [singing] The only perfect dog is in an animated feature!
 * Sasha: [singing] Tender and kind.
 * Charlie: [singing] They say love is blind.
 * Sasha: [singing] You're out of your league!
 * Charlie: [singing] You're out of your mind!
 * Sasha and Charlie: [singing] The perfect dog.
 * Sasha: [singing] I only want...
 * Charlie: [singing] You'll never find...
 * Sasha and Charlie: [singing] The perfect dog.
 * Itchy: [spoken] Come on and kiss.
 * Sasha and Charlie: [spoken] Stay out of this! [singing] The perfect dog.
 * Sasha: [singing] You'll never be...
 * Charlie: [singing] Who'll wanna be...
 * Sasha and Charlie: [singing] The perfect dog!

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 * Charlie: Come on, pal. Ime-tay oo-tay am-scray.
 * Itchy: O-nay. Listen, Charlie. I don't speak, uh, Pig Latin. I mean, I, I...I never studied abroad. [Sasha Angrily throws some kitchenware at them] Right! I understand that!
 * [Charlie and Itchy run out of the cafe]
 * Sasha: [angrily chasing after them] If I get my paws on you, Charlie Barkin, you'll wish you'd never been born!
 * Charlie: Boy, Itch, is she crazy about me or what?

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 * Gerta: [arriving to the frantic Sasha behind the garbage cans] Do you know how sorry you look?
 * Sasha: [looking like she hasn't slept in days] You don't understand. He's perfect.
 * Gerta: Yeah, a perfect fake.
 * Sasha: No matter...what I do, he's... [shocked] a fake?
 * Gerta: I overheard him at the diner. This is all one big scam to make you crack. Looks like it worked.
 * Sasha: [crushing the trash can lid with her paws in anger] A scam, huh?!
 * Gerta: [off-screen] Do you want to borrow my baseball bat?
 * Sasha: [to herself] So, he wants me to walk on my hands and foot? Wants to kill me with kindness, does he?! Well, we'll see who dies first. [chuckles evilly with a roar]

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 * Sasha: [upon discovering that Charlie had been playing possum so she would admit she was wrong about him] Charlie? [relieved] You're alive! [now angrily] I'll murder you!

La Doggie Vita [2.1]

 * Charlie: Hey, "easy's" my kind of word, especially when it's spelled M-E-A-T.

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 * Annabelle: Stop! (sung) Goodness will bring you happiness. Brighten your reputation. Your conscience is your best friend...
 * Belladonna: (sung) Unless you're seeking world domination! (chuckles) (spoken) Oh, just my sense of humor, Charlie.
 * Annabelle: (sung) No meaty meal beats the way you feel when you rescue some poor hungry soul. So sacrifice can be twice as nice as a mountain of bones in your bowl.
 * Belladonna: (spoken) Yeah, right.

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 * Belladonna: (to Annabelle) Are all your angels prisoners, or can they make their own decisions?

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 * Charlie: If "easy street" means turning my back on my friends, then "easy" is just too hard for me!

Travels with Charlie [2.2]

 * Charlie: [clinging to a trolley speeding toward San Francisco Bay] We're on a runaway trolley that's headed straight for a major carwash!

Charlie's Cat-Astrophe [2.3]

 * Charlie: Itchy, I don't believe it! How can Annabelle send me on a new job?
 * Itchy: Well, she probably think we are cats.
 * Charlie: Not today I don't!

Magical Misery Tour [2.4]

 * Charlie: Hey, so David. Did you see the way I handled Otto and his mild pack? (chuckles) What a bunch of maroons.
 * Sasha: Huh. Speaking of maroons, I know one who stood me up for a breakfast date!
 * (Charlie gulps)

Fearless Fido [2.6]

 *  Charlie: alright hungry puppy, doggy kibble and three dog bowls. Hey! Can I get a change?

Pair-a-Dogs Lost[2.7]
Itchy: Green to blue means, "it's nice to meet you".

The Rexx Files [2.9]

 * Itchy: Who knew Annabelle was an Outer Limits fan?
 * Charlie: Yeah, explains a lot, doesn't it?

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 * Charlie: What's cookin', good lookin'?
 * Sasha: Nothing. It always smells like that in here.

Sidekicked [2.10]

 * Charlie: [I cry with laughter] It's Gran Turismo!

Heaven Nose [2.11]

 * Belladonna: Look Gordon, Ropes! We can use these to traverse- HELP ME GORDON!

The Big Fetch [2.12]

 * Charlie: (in voiceover) 9:01, I stepped into the elevator.
 * (Charlie screams)
 * Charlie: (in voiceover) 9:02 Remember, there is no elevator.

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 * Sasha: (singing) Don't like fancy tricks the way some do
 * There's no need to fetch me my ball.
 * I don't want no tough-talkin' gumshoe.
 * You don't have to wear shoes at all.

All Creatures Great and Dinky [2.13]

 * Annabelle: Hello, Charles.
 * (Annabelle appears on the tin box or whatever it is)
 * Charlie: Annabelle. Gee, what a treat.
 * Itchy: Ooh. This is another mission, right?
 * (Charlie launches a pickle at the box with a spoon)
 * Annabelle: Yes, Itchiford. One of the Flea Bite regulars, eh-heh-hem... needs your help.
 * Charlie: Oh, yeah? Oh, I hope it's that cute Pekingese up there.
 * Annabelle: No. It's a cute female down there. (points downward under the table)
 * Charlie & Itchy: Huh?
 * (We see that the "cute female" under the table is a gray mouse with a pink pouch)
 * Annabelle: Meet Moxie.
 * (A drop of ketchup falls from the table into Moxie's path, but she dodges)
 * Moxie: Whoa! Hey, jerk! Why don't you slop on someone your own size?
 * Charlie: A mouse? Who cares about a measly mouse?
 * Annabelle: Heaven cares.

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 * (As soon as Moxie, a shrunken Charlie, and a shrunken Itchy, have reached where Moxie lives, Moxie catches her children playing with a piece of Styrofoam)
 * Moxie: Uh! Oh! Oh no no! I thought I told you little squeaks not to play with Styrofoam.
 * Charlie: Hey, hey, hey. Lighten up, lady. They're only kids.
 * Moxie: Hey, listen, hydrant face. If one of my babies eats Styrofoam, it stays in their tummy forever. That stuff lasts for over 500 years.
 * (Moxie reaches into her pouch for a wad of paper and gives it to her children.)
 * Moxie: Here. Play with this. Paper's safe.

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 * (Charlie is about to quit the mission after what he's been through)
 * Annabelle: (on some kind of clock) Charles, I've never known you to be a quitter.
 * Charlie: Look, Annabelle, I've been gassed, slimed, washed away, stepped on, steam-cleaned. This is not my idea of a good time.
 * (He walks away.)
 * Annabelle: No? Then think about the mice. They live with this every day.
 * Charlie: Then why don't they just move away?
 * (Annabelle reappears on another monitor)
 * Annabelle: You can't get away from pollution. It's everywhere.
 * (She snaps, and the monitor changes to a video of toxic paint dripping from an aqueduct with a city in the background)
 * Annabelle: It's not just a problem for mice.
 * (This changes to an image of a spilled bucket of paint above ground with the underground beneath, with some red paint dripping through the soil, but Charlie makes shadow puppets over it)
 * Annabelle: The Earth is like a sponge that soaks everything in.
 * (Now it changes to some water underground turning green)
 * Annabelle: It seeps down to the groundwater...
 * (Then we see the bottom of an open pipe underneath the green groundwater)
 * Annabelle: ... then pumps pull the groundwater right back up into the city.
 * (Then, Charlie stops the shadow puppets when we see a clip of Itchy filling a water dish with paint-tainted water from the hose, and then Charlie laps it up with his tongue)
 * Annabelle: You and Itchy drink water that has Carface's poisons in it.
 * (The clip then changes to Charlie and Itchy sitting while coughing. Then, back to Annabelle's image)
 * Charlie: Wait a minute. You mean, that paint, going down the drain, I, I'm-- (gasps) Carface! No way am I gonna let you poison me! Thanks, Annabelle!
 * (He sees Moxie and Itchy sitting and moping)
 * Charlie: Hey, what are you two sitting around for? We've got a machine to shut down!
 * Moxie: Why is he doing this? I've been nothing but sassy with him.
 * Itchy: That's probably why. Charlie loves a challenge.

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 * Charlie: (about Carface) That fat, dumb, unkind dog sure plays a mean pinball.

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 * (Charlie and Itchy have just finished the mission and left the fondue party)
 * Annabelle: (off-screen) Good work, Charles.
 * (Charlie and Itchy are restored to their normal sizes, much to the dismay of the flea that's been tagging along with Itchy, so it freaks out)
 * Itchy: (to the flea) Hey, what are you complaining about? There's more of me to love.

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 * Charlie: Hey, hey. No more trashy lifestyle for moi. It's bad for the little critters.
 * Gerta: What's gotten into you?
 * Charlie: Eh, you know, I'm a new, sensitive mutt.
 * Gerta: Don't look now, Mr. "Sensitive", but that Pekingese is givin' ya goo-goo eyes.
 * (She walks away)
 * Moxie: Hurry it up, Charlie. I hate this mushy stuff.
 * Charlie: Come on. Just one more minute, Mox, and then I'll have that Pekingese eating out of my hand, too.
 * Moxie: Okay, okay. Squeak. Squeak. Squeak.

Free Nelly

 * (Charlie imagines what would happen if the video was shown, out of fear that he'll look silly)
 * Annabelle: Good work, Charles. You found all the evidence. (amused) That clown act of yours... (laughs) ... is the funniest... (laughs more) ... oh, it's the funniest thing I have ever... (laughs loudly) Oh, wait till the others see it! (continues to laugh and falls on her back, revealing her back feet in the air)

History of All Dogs

 * Charlie: What is that noise?
 * Itchy: Look, Charlie. I'm an airplane.
 * Charlie: Well you have the build for it.
 * Itchy: Charlie, it's my turn to type.
 * Charlie: O.K. Just remember "dog" doesn't have a Q in it.

When Hairy Met Silly

 * Itchy: (to two puppies fighting over a bag of dog food) Hey, hey, stop it! Stop it right now, you two!
 * Smaller Puppy: Why should we?
 * Charlie: Because we'll take this bag of dog food for ourselves if you don't.
 * Itchy: Hey, don't you guys know that there's a lot more that you can get accomplished if you work together... instead of fighting?
 * Smaller Puppy: (to Charlie) Mistah, you're not really gonna steal the dog food, are ya?
 * Charlie: Not if you sit still and listen for a minute.

He Barked, She Barked

 * Charlie: Don't make me hurt you, smile boy!
 * Itchy: Yeah, what he said!
 * Charlie: Take your sunny disposition for a walk, Carface!
 * Carface: Actually, I prefer the name "Kindface".
 * Itchy: (with a thug look) He does have a kind face: the kind I'd like to forget! (Charlie and Itchy laugh)