An Everlasting Piece

An Everlasting Piece is a 2000 American comedy film about two wig salesmen, one Catholic and one Protestant, who live in war-torn Belfast, Northern Ireland, in the mid-1980s.
 * Directed by Barry Levinson. Written by and starring Barry McEvoy.

Piece on Earth.

Scalper

 * The scrotum is the devil's tobacco pouch!

Dialogue

 * Mr. Black: [angry] Look, I told you: I don't know who you've been talking to but he's a fucking liar! You'll find no herpes here!
 * Colm: [surprised] Herpes?
 * Mr. Black: That's what you said.
 * George: No sir. [points to his head] Hair pieces.
 * Mr. Black: Oh. I thought you said 'herpes'.

Cast

 * Barry McEvoy - Colm
 * Brian F. O'Byrne - George
 * Anna Friel - Bronagh
 * Pauline McLynn - Gerty
 * Laurence Kinlan - Mickey
 * Billy Connolly - Scalper
 * Enda Oates - Detective