An Extremely Goofy Movie

An Extremely Goofy Movie is a 2000 direct-to-video animated film made by The Walt Disney Company; it is the sequel to 1995's A Goofy Movie, and again features the characters from the television series Goof Troop. Much of the old cast from the previous show have returned.

Dialogue

 * Max: Do you realize going off to college means no more well meaning, but totally smothering, overprotective, doting, a-hyuck-ing dads?
 * P.J.: Yeah, well... yours, at least. My dad's been counting down the days until he can turn my room into a bowling alley!


 * Goofy: Gawrsh, Pete. One day, you're changing their diapers, and the next thing you know... they're all grown up and leaving for college.
 * Pete: Well, Goof, the way I see it, it's my last day of babysittin' and I'm a free man! Oh, yeah! [laughing] Free, free, free I tell ya! [laughing] Come on, son! I can't miss ya if you don't leave! [laughing harder]


 * Max: [packs his clothes] Ooh, I can't wait to get out of here.
 * Goofy: Here, let me help you pack.
 * Max: [gets annoyed] Dad, I can do that.
 * Goofy: I sure hope so. I'm not gonna be there at college to pick up after you. [teary-eyed] In fact, it's gonna be a long time before you see your old man again. What, maybe Christmas?
 * Max: (sighs) Aw, Dad, it'll go by fast! Not too fast, I hope.
 * Goofy: It's time to take charge, live your own life. [picks up a plush nearby] You're a grown man now, Maxie poo. [places the plush down]
 * Max: [looks uneasily and puts it back in the bed] I'm not taking old stuffed bear to college, Dad!
 * Goofy: [shows the plush] Sure you are.
 * Max: No.
 * Goofy: What are you talking about?
 * Max: No, dad! [furiously grabs the teddy as both dogs pull frustratedly]
 * Goofy: C'mon.
 * Max: Dad, stop this! I'm not kidding!
 * Goofy: You're gonna need him.
 * Max: [angrily flings the bear as he shouts] No, dad, NO!! [furiously tosses the plush and It hits the wall before tumbling off the bed, hitting the floor]
 * Goofy: [looks at Max fighting with his suitcase] Well then, I got something else for you. [gives Max a package] Son, I want you to help this.
 * Max: Oh! It weighs like a ton! I bet it's one of those combo TV-CD-VCR-Laptop-Scanner-Fax things, right? Oh, man, they are so cool! [opens the box, noticing an old timey-looking receipt typewriter, looking stunned just as the camera Goofy has snapped the photo]
 * Goofy: Ah-yuck! Too stunned to speak, huh?
 * Max: No, just... stunned. Heh... What is it?
 * Goofy: This was my father's. And now, son, it's yours.
 * Max: Thanks, Dad. This means a lot to me. [takes off his clothes and stretches] Oh, listen, I'm gonna turn in.....(yawns) oh, you know, big day tomorrow! [gets into his bed and tucks himself]
 * Goofy: [pats Max and leaves the room, As he leaves, he turns back to Max]
 * Max: Good night, Dad.
 * Goofy: [grins mournfully] Good night, son. [turns off the light before closing the door briefly. As that happens, Max pulls back his stuffed bear, cuddling it a bit. Goofy secretly watching, sighs mournfully with tears in his eyes]


 * Goofy: [hums a bit while cooking toast, chuckling as he grins at the eggs and bacon face he made, then at the pancakes and waffles on plates] Did you brush your teeth?
 * Max: [drinks the milk] Yeah, Dad.
 * Goofy: Comb your hair?
 * Max: Yep. [snatches the toast]
 * Goofy: Did you put on clean underwear?
 * Max: [gets annoyed] Dad!!
 * P.J.: [O.S.] C'mon, Max!
 * Max: Oop! Gotta Go!
 * Goofy: But Max!
 * Max: [comes out, tossing his bag on top of the vehicle with Bobby, on top of the vehicle, slipping to the ground]
 * Goofy: Going already?!
 * Max: Yeah, I have to get there early for freshman orientation, Dad. See ya!
 * Goofy: What about breakfast?! You need your three squares a day, you know.
 * Max: Don't worry. We'll pick up donuts on the way. Love ya! Miss ya! See you at Christmas! Bye!
 * Goofy: Don't forget to have some milk with those donuts. Good-bye, my little college man. [mournfully enters the house, approaching the stairs before sighing mournfully, walking up. He comes to the top while stopping as he looks inside the now empty bedroom. He sniffs a bit before looking at the ground, noticing a sock with hole on the ground, folds the sock, putting it up before looking at the mirror, noticing on the reflection something. He turns, looking surprised as he sees the stuffed bear on the bed, comes to it, but sits on the bed before holding the teddy] Gawrsh. [touches the belly plush, The bear squeaks a bit before Goofy looks around the room, but sighs depressingly, cradling the teddy bear]


 * P.J.: [giving directions to the college] Okay dude, uh, south. No wait, that's uh... I dunno, man, do I look like Magellan?
 * Max: P.J., you couldn't even spell Magellan.
 * P.J.: Try hanging a Louie. Nononono, wait, that's the other Louie.
 * Max: Louie, Huey, Dewey, what are you talking about here?
 * Bobby: [pointing to the map] Yo, it's right here; this way.
 * Max: Yeah P.J., Bobby's right. Uh, hey, Bob, um... Who's driving?
 * P.J., Max & Bobby: Huh? [horn honks truck] AHHHHH!!


 * Bobby: Check it OUT?!


 * Max: Gentlemen, I welcome you to the first day of the rest of our lives.
 * Bobby: Wow. That's pretty deep. Did you get that off a bumper sticker?


 * Max: Hiya, dad.
 * Goofy: Maxie.
 * Goofy's Boss: Mr. Goof! An assembly line is for assembling! Stop daydreaming and get back to work, or else!
 * Goofy: Oh, oh.


 * Goofy's Boss: Goofy! I warned you! You're... FIRED!!


 * Bobby: [speaking with a phony French accent] Me and a little crumpet like yourself could make beautiful bongo music together.
 * Beret Girl: Whoa, easy boy. You're fogging up my karma.
 * Max: Hey, you wanna sit with us?
 * Beret Girl: Sure. Your cool balances out [snaps fingers] his fool.
 * Bobby: Okay, whatever...


 * Max: Look, I talked to him and laid out all the ground rules: No interfering with the "X" Games practice, no hounding us about schoolwork, no coming into our room unannounced, and no acting like a father, (swiftly) especially mine. He's got his life, I've got my life. (Max's voice echoes) My life. My life. My life.
 * Bobby: (pauses) Spooky.


 * P.J.: It is endemic of the current culture that those with large stature are overlooked-except by vultures-with no regard to the depth of their souls, the height of their passion, the beauty of their moments.
 * Beret Girl: Oh, wise Buddha boy. How could anyone overlook such a bundle of yes-ness? Let's dance. [yanks P.J. out onto the dance floor by the arm]


 * [The next day, Max bitterly walks in the halls of college before Goofy notices him]
 * Goofy: Maxie? (uneasily) I've been looking all over for you, son. Where have you been? I can't warn you how sorry I am.
 * Max: [gets mad at Goofy] Oh, save your breath! You may have won this time, but, Dad...oohhhh!!!! This campus just isn't big enough for the both of us.
 * Goofy: I didn't mean for it to turn out this way. I was just tryin' to get closer to ya.
 * Max: [loses his temper] Oh, don't you get it? I'm trying to get away from YOU!! I'm not a little kid anymore! Now just leave me alone and GET YOUR OWN LIFE!!! [furiously runs into his class, Goofy tries reaching for Max before he depressively sighs]
 * Teacher: Good morning, people. It would appear that it is time to start. You may open...
 * Goofy: [opens the door and enters]
 * Teacher: Ah, Mr. Goof. Nice of you to join us today.
 * Goofy: Huh? Oh, yeah. Right.
 * Teacher: You may open your envelopes and begin.
 * (The envelopes are opened with the papers glanced a bit. The fat dog sighs a bit, looking at where Max is busy writing frustratedly with the students near him glancing.)
 * Teacher: [swiftly pushes Goofy's head to the papers] Let's not have any wandering eyes.
 * ''Goofy looks at the papers, but sighs as he starts writing. As that is happening, Tinkerputt looks at the familiar serpent looking at one of the students. Later, as the students are sleeping with the testers taking the tests, Goofy is scribbling Max's name before he sighs, looking depressed. At that moment, Goofy notices the flower in the picture transforming to real flowers before out comes a man. He turns the tape player on before the man motions Goofy, now in white background, to follow. The area swirls before Goofy notices himself on a chair with a table as the sun is starting to rise. He notices a flower blooming before a teacup is shown. The dream tea is poured to one of the cups past a flying teacup. The man grins with Goofy happily taking the drink. Just then, out comes a fairy Max whom grins as the dog grins back. Then out comes another fairy Max, along with a third from the teacups and sugar bowl, much to the bowl's annoyance. Many Max fairies come to the grinning Goofy as they wave
 * Fairy Maxes: Hi, Dad.
 * [At that moment, a man flies past him before going near Goofy. He comes to Goofy, smirking as he points to Max fairies flying below the table. After a moment, a flash occurs before up comes Max, whom grins. He points as Goofy yelps as the now big shadow begins covering the dog. To his notice, he sees a furious and monstrous Max growling in frustration, violently snatching the tablecloth as Goofy is tumbled off, shrieking]
 * Goofy: Yaaah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!!! [falls downward, the familiar visions begin showing up with each shouting]
 * Goofy's Boss: YOU'RE FIRED!!
 * (The van begins honking rapidly)
 * Unemployment Lady: I notice you don't have a college degree.
 * Pete: C'mon, son! I can't miss you if you won't leave! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
 * Goofy: [smashes to some horseshoes before he falls downward] Whoa! [smashes to the ground as everything flashes. He moans before sitting up at where a white background is at]
 * Max: [O.S.; pissed off] GET YOUR OWN LIFE!!
 * Goofy: Huh?
 * Max: [O.S.; pissed off] GET YOUR OWN LIFE!!
 * Goofy: [looks around with concern before looking up where the top is showing the pissed off Max, now normal]
 * Max: [lividly screams at Goofy] Leave me alone and get your own life! [angrily shuts the door on top locks shut before everything fades as Goofy only looks down in depression]
 * Teacher: [Goofy crying] Pencils down. I said... pencils down.
 * Goofy: [failing the test] Wait a minute! I'm not finished! I've got--
 * Teacher: IT'S ...over, Mr. Goof.


 * Pete: Oh, look, Goof, it's no big deal. All that book learning doesn't prepare you for doodly-squat. It's useless in the real world. Ha! All them square roots, and circumnavigating and circumference and... bah! It's all "garbology." Lookie here. If you know that four quarters adds up to a simoleon, you'll survive.


 * Max: If I can't even beat my father, who is probably the most athletically challenged man in the universe, how can you expect me to beat the other competitors? We're starting in last place because of me!
 * Bobby: That never stopped us before! You want to give that Gamma geek Bradley the satisfaction of knowing he forced us out?
 * Max: Well... no.
 * Bobby: You want to let the crowd who once cheered for you cheer for someone else? Especially when that someone else is your old man?!
 * Max: No!
 * Bobby: Are you gonna be someone else's towel boy?!
 * Max: NO!


 * Beret Girl: [after Max, P.J. and Bobby leave excitedly] Boys... will be boys.


 * Goofy: Oh, Sylvia, I... oh, if you'll let me I...
 * Sylvia: Shh! No talking in the library.
 * Goofy: Oh, gawrsh, Sylvia. I really care about you.
 * Sylvia: Well gee. If a certain someone truly cared about another someone, you would think that the certain someone would show up for a certain special dinner, or at least apologize for not showing up, or even call or... something!
 * Goofy: Oh, you're right. I'm so sorry. I let my head get so filled up with fiddle-faddle that I plumb lost track of everything that’s important to me - countin’ you. Can you ever forgive me?
 * Sylvia: [After a moment] Oh, how can I not forgive you?

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 * Bradley: Excuse me?!
 * Larry: You what?!
 * Shorty: Uh, no way!
 * Burly: What are you talking about?! Eh?!
 * Bradly: [frowning] Just what makes you think you can change your mind on the last day of the competition?!
 * Tank: Should I knock some sense into his big melon?
 * Bradley: Whoa, whoa. Down, Tank. Easy, boy. If you're thinking you're quitting the Gammas to join that freshman geek son of yours, you've had another fact coming.
 * Tank: [mockingly] Bull's-eye, baby. Dog-boy's in danger, and Daddy's gonna bail him out.
 * The Gammas': [chuckle cruelly]
 * Goofy: No, siree, sir! [furiously grabs a stick and angrily jams Tank in the crotch]
 * Tank: [screams in pain and holds his balls] Got my bunion!
 * Goofy: I'm not gonna be on anyone's team.
 * Bradley: Smart man. But you forgot one fact. (frowns) Nobody...I repeat...nobody quits the Gammas!
 * Goofy: [furiously tosses a stick aside and angrily snaps at Bradley] If you were such darn winners before, you'll be just fine without me. [angrily pushes Bradley a bit] I'm leaving the Gammas, and that's that.
 * Bradley: No, you're not leaving the Gammas. [violently kicks Goofy out of the building and angrily shouts] The Gammas are leaving YOU!!
 * Shorty: (waves) Sayonara.
 * Burly: Yes! Hasta la vista, baby!
 * Goofy: Gee! I think they're a little sore at me. [looks at his tunic, noticing the pin yet on himself, realizing as he removes it] Whoops! Better return my Gamma pin.

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 * [Goofy re-enters to the Gamma house to return his Gamma pin and overhears the Gammas talking]
 * Bradley: We'll win how we always win. And how's that, Gammas?
 * Tank: Skill?
 * Gamma: Eh, good looks?
 * Bradley: No, you dense dolts. We cheat.
 * [Goofy is shocked]
 * Gammas: CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT!
 * Tank: Just like we did last time, sweetheart.
 * Bradley: And that was a great cheat. But now...[sinister] I have a much better plan.
 * Goofy: [quietly] I gotta warn Maxie!

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 * Max: Hey, Brad! What did you do with my dad?!
 * Bradley: He didn't make the cut. See, he was never Gamma material.

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 * [Bradley blasts rockets on PJ's roller-skates sending PJ flying into the air]
 * Referre: False start! False start! Both teams back on the line. Get back here.
 * [Max sneers at the chuckling Gammas]
 * Max: Wait, hold on! Bradley just blasted our third guy into the next state!
 * Bradley: Why, that is absurd. I did nothing of the sort.
 * Max: [groans] That's what my dad has been trying to tell me!

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 * [Bradley blasted Max and Tank into the X-Games wire and fabric logo]
 * Tank: [coughing] Help! [coughing] Bradley! [coughing] Gammas, help me! [coughing] Anyone! 9-1-1, baby!
 * Max: [coughing] Tank, talk to me, man!
 * Tank: Over here, man! Dogboy! Am I glad to see you, sweetheart.
 * Goofy: Max, where are you? Where are you, Max? Maxie! [slips on Max's skateboard]
 * Max: Dad, help me lift this beam off of Tank! [Goofy gets up and starts to lift the beam up just as the burning debris is about to fall]
 * Tank: Come on! We're about to be baked Alaska here!

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 * Tank: That's some kid you got there.
 * Goofy: [smiling] You're wrong, Tank. He's not a kid anymore.

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 * Bradley: Congratulations, Max. I haven't forgotten our agreement.
 * Max: The bet's off, Bradley. [points to Tank] But I think you owe him something.
 * Tank: Brad! Hi. It's me, the guy you let down.
 * Bradley: [nervously] Hey, Tank! Baby! Who loves ya, baby, huh?!
 * Tank: [growls] You're goin' down like a four-set pair of socks.
 * Bradley: You and me, baby! All the way!
 * [He tries to run, but Tank grabs hold of him and uses him like a slingshot]
 * Tank: Oh, a vacancy at the Gamma house. Takin' applications.
 * Bradley: Okay, okay! Let go of me, you big, fat jerk!
 * Tank: Time to get on the last jet... to nowhere! [fires Bradley towards the X-Games blimp flying overhead]

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 * [Goofy unwraps his present from Max revealing to be his X Games trophy]
 * Goofy: But... this is yours.
 * Max: No, Dad. This is for you. Read the inscription.
 * Goofy: [reading the back of the trophy] "I might not be your little boy anymore, but I'll always be your son."
 * [Goofy and Max embrace]