Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid is a 2004 film about a team of researchers set for an expedition into the Southeast Asian tropical island of Borneo, which comprises territories belonging to three countries, to search for a sacred flower, which they believe will bring humans to a longer and healthier life, but soon become stalked and hunted by the deadly anacondas inhabiting the island.
 * Directed by Dwight H. Little. Written by Hans Bauer.

Sam "Samantha" Rogers

 * We're in the middle of the jungle Jack, at this point your authority is what we say it is.

Gordon Mitchell

 * You mention "food" once more and I'm voting you off this island.

Cole Burris

 * [after Sam decapitates an anaconda] That's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about, Sam! Oh, my God! You're the bomb! You Lorena Bobbitt-ed that ass! How you like that, bitch? She sliced you! Diced you! She cut you up! That was like Sam with the samurai action! Say it now... [another anaconda snatches up Cole]

Dialogue

 * Cole Burris: I had this friend, who had this friend who shot documentaries, and he and his whole crew went down to the Amazon, and they were all eaten by snakes, and that's a true story.
 * Gordon Mitchell: Come on Cole, you knew a guy who knew a guy. That's an urban myth.


 * Bill Johnson: It's mating season.
 * Cole Burris: Wait so you're telling me there's some snake going on in the jungle?
 * Bill Johnson: Yeah, something like that.


 * Gordon Mitchell: Are you okay now?
 * Gail Stern: Yeah, I'm fine. And keep your hands off of me!
 * Gordon Mitchell: It might be hard, but I'll try!


 * Ben "Benjamin" Douglas: [the expedition is wading through a marsh - Ben starts humming the theme from "Jaws"] Duuh, dum, duuh, dum. Dum dum dum dum dum dum...
 * Gail Stern: Stop that, or I swear to God I'll kill you!
 * [Ben giggles. Just then he gets pulled under the water]


 * Cole Burris: (separated from the group) Guys, guys!(Cole sees a skeleton. He still screams in terror. Luckily, Tran finds him) Oh, no, no!
 * Tran Wu: Stay together.


 * Gail Stern: So how much further to my bath?
 * Bill Johnson: Kotabaru? I'd say... another day downriver.
 * Cole Burris: Another day? I'm not rowing another day, homeboy.
 * Bill Johnson: All right. Let's see, we got this shortcut right up -
 * Sam Rogers, Cole Burris, and Gail Stern: No!

Cast

 * Johnny Messner — Bill Johnson
 * KaDee Strickland — Sam Rogers
 * Matthew Marsden — Dr. Jack Byron
 * Eugene Byrd — Cole Burris
 * Salli Richardson — Gail Stern
 * Morris Chestnut — Gordon Mitchell
 * Karl Yune — Tran Wu
 * Nicholas Gonzalez — Dr. Ben Douglas
 * Andy Anderson — John Livingston