Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues is a 2013 American comedy film about San Diego's top-rated newsman, Ron Burgundy, who returns to take New York City's first twenty-four-hour news channel by storm. It is the sequel to the 2004 film Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
 * Directed by Adam McKay. Written by Adam McKay and Will Ferrell.

It's Kind of a Big Deal.

Ron Burgundy

 * Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!


 * By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!


 * I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?


 * If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.


 * I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.


 * Andre the Giant gave a surprising nimble foot rub.


 * The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.


 * It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go.

Brick Tamland

 * I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong.

Wes Mantooth

 * You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego.


 * The greatest city in the history of the Earth.

Champ Kind

 * I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.


 * They call bats, "Chicken of the cave."

Others

 * CBC Anchors (Jim Carrey and Marion Cotillard): Sorry.


 * Entertainment Tonight Anchor (Tina Fey): I'm so horny.

Dialogue

 * [Ron and Jack Lime's news teams prepare to fight]
 * BBC Anchor: Wait! Here's a headline for you: "Moronic Yank Wanker-man Gets a Bloody Good Hiding From Newsreader From a Superior Country." For we are the BBC News Service! [BBC news team shouts]
 * Ron Burgundy: Oh, not now!
 * Jack Lime: [To his news team] Fall back, fall back.
 * [MTV news team rappels down]
 * Wesley Jackson: If y'all gonna get down, then Wesley Jackson and the MTV news crew want in!
 * Brian Fantana: What's "MTV"?
 * Ron Burgundy: I think it's a venereal disease.
 * Wesley Jackson: The most requested video of the day: A new band called "Burgundy sucking chest wound"! [MTV news team shouts]
 * [Entertainment News team arrives on a dune buggy]
 * Jill Jansen: It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Jansen...
 * Wendy Van Peel: And Wendy Van Peel, from Entertainment News.
 * BBC Anchor: Entertainment News is an abomination!
 * Wendy Van Peel: Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood!
 * Jill Jansen: Today's celebrity birthdays: None. Today's celebrity deaths: All you dick-licks!
 * Brian Fantana: I like how they're put together.
 * Champ Kind: I like fighting girls.
 * Jill Jansen: I like to cunt-punt cowboys.
 * Wendy Van Peel: You eat pussy?
 * Jill Jansen: You're gonna.
 * Scott Riles: HEEEEYYY! There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian News Team. [Canada News Team shouts]
 * Quebec News Anchor: What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!
 * Scott Riles: Give it a rest, eh?
 * Champ Kind: Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada!
 * Scott Riles: We're gonna mop the floor with ya! We're gonna put the boots to ya! Sorry.
 * Quebec News Anchor: Sorry. We're gonna gouge yer eyes out, and kick yer head in!
 * Scott Riles and Quebec News Anchor: Sorry!
 * Brick Tamland: ...I like your ginger ale!
 * [ SportsCenter theme plays]
 * Jeff Bullington: Jeff Bullington, ESPN, all sports. Tonight's Play of the Day is me, extracting your spine from your dead body!
 * Brian Fantana: Holy shit, there's a lot of news!
 * Ron Burgundy: It's true, the market has become saturated.
 * History Network Host: Hey! The History Network wants in on this. We're news too! Only news told much, much later! [History Network team shouts]
 * Ron Burgundy: Wait a minute, is that the ghost of Stonewall Jackson with you?
 * History Network Host: Yes, it is. And the mighty minotaur!
 * Jack Lime: Eh, I don't know about this, man. The minotaur isn't even history. It's mythology!
 * Ron Burgundy: Hey, let's not downplay the fact that that's the ghost of Stonewall Jackson!
 * Ghost of Stonewall Jackson: May the Lord anoint this hallowed field of battle.
 * Mack Tannen: You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse?
 * Ron Burgundy: Mack Tannen? What are you doing here, you're too old for this!
 * Mack Tannen: Well, you see, there's the thing: When there's an early moon, I almost feel like a stallion again!
 * Champ Kind: He's on our side, right Ron?
 * [Tannen transforms into a werewolf]
 * Ron Burgundy: He's a were-hyena!
 * Wesley Jackson: I'm gonna call Michael Jackson, I got a video idea!
 * Ron Burgundy: Alright, everyone, listen up! By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return! People will die!
 * Jill Jansen: [Quietly] I'm so horny right now.
 * Ron Burgundy: Some will be disfigured! In some cases, lasting friendships will be made! And as usual: No touching of the hair and face!
 * Scott Riles: C'mon! What do we look like, rookies?
 * Scott Riles and Quebec News anchor: Sorry.
 * Ron Burgundy: When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin!
 * El Trousias: I am El Trousias! Hear my sirens song! [Blows her horn]
 * Jeff Bullington: El Trousias...the juiciest, hmm!
 * El Trousias: [Finishes blowing her horn]...That means you can start.


 * Ron Burgundy: Brick, what the hell is that?
 * Brick Tamland: It's a gun...from the future.
 * Wesley Jackson: No fair, he has a gun from the future!
 * Ron Burgundy: Where did you get it from?
 * [Brick giggles]

Cast

 * Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy
 * Steve Carell as Brick Tamland
 * Paul Rudd as Brian Fantana
 * David Koechner as Champ Kind
 * Christina Applegate as Veronica Corningstone-Burgundy
 * Meagan Good as Linda Jackson
 * James Marsden as Jack Lime
 * Kristen Wiig as Chani
 * Fred Willard as Edward "Ed" Harken
 * Chris Parnell as Garth Holliday
 * Dylan Baker as Freddie Shapp
 * Greg Kinnear as Gary
 * Josh Lawson as Kench Allenby
 * Judah Nelson as Walter Burgundy

Cameos:
 * Harrison Ford as Mack Tannen
 * Vince Vaughn as Wes Mantooth
 * Will Smith as Jeff Bullington, ESPN anchor
 * Jim Carrey as Scott Riles, Canadian News anchor
 * Marion Cotillard as a Quebec News Anchor
 * Sacha Baron Cohen as a BBC News anchor
 * Drake as a Ron Burgundy fan
 * Kirsten Dunst as El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds
 * Tina Fey as Jill Jansen, Entertainment News co-anchor
 * Amy Poehler as Wendy Van Peel, Entertainment News co-anchor
 * Liam Neeson as a History Network anchor
 * John C. Reilly as the ghost of Stonewall Jackson
 * Kanye West as Wesley Jackson, MTV News anchor