Andrzej Majewski

Andrzej Majewski (born in November 12, 1966 in Wrocław) is an aphorist, writer, columnist, photographer and director.

Aphorisms. Magnum in Parvo (2000)
''Aforyzmy. Magnum in Parvo''


 * Nie Kolumb pierwszy odkrył Amerykę, ale pierwszy ją opatentował.
 * Columbus was not the first one to discover America, only the first to patent it.


 * Współczesne cywilizacje są mocno skomputerroryzowane.
 * Modern civilization is highly computerrorized.


 * Nienawiść jest jak Hydra, im więcej głów ścinasz, tym bardziej ją wzmacniasz.
 * Hatred is like a Hydra - the more heads one chops off, the stronger it grows.


 * Niewolnik marzy o wolności, człowiek wolny o bogactwie, bogacz o władzy, a władca o wolności.
 * A slave dreams of freedom, a free man dreams of wealth, the wealthy dream of power, and the powerful dream of freedom.


 * The tragedy of a thoughtless man is not that he doesn't think, but that he thinks that he's thinking.


 * Never curse an illness; better ask for health.


 * Man invented the car to comfortably sit in jams.


 * Women are beautiful in the light of the day, but are even more so in the shadows of the night.


 * Man invented clothing to cover the superficial and to discover the inside.


 * The first true love is always the last one.


 * If you do not want it to rain, always carry an umbrella.


 * A woman withers when she is watered only with tears.


 * Politics is a great art. It succeeds at convincing the people that they have to pay for what has been stolen from them.