April Winchell



April Terri Winchell (born 4 January 1960 in New York, NY) is a voice actor, radio personality, and editor of Regretsy. She is the daughter of actor Paul Winchell.

Quotes

 * Out came Ms. Hilton in a Juicy track suit, chattering away like a gibbon on her jewel-encrusted cell phone. It was like magic, if magic were like a extra-strength laxative.
 * On Sunday December 5, 2004 at 7:34 pm from aprilwinchell.com.
 * Look at you, turning on me like a Pomeranian!
 * KFI-Los Angeles broadcast, October 8, 2000, available at AprilWinchell.com
 * Your body is a temple, whether you're a Jew or not.
 * KFI-Los Angeles radio broadcast, October 8, 2000, available at AprilWinchell.com
 * [Referring to actress Winona Ryder] "Get over it! Your 'wide-eyed, gamine, trembling chipmunk' thing!  Get over it!"
 * KFI-Los Angeles radio broadcast, October 15, 2000, available at AprilWinchell.com
 * [Referring to the radio station program director]: "I'll get him to call me some day, even if it means spilling cheese all over my brassiere at KFI, by gawd."
 * KFI-Los Angeles radio broadcast, January 28, 2001, 10:00 p.m. hour.
 * I'm doin' radio and there's a bag in front of me on the console that says 'Butt Stink' on it. Somethin' ain't right.
 * KFI-Los Angeles radio broadcast, January 28, 2001, 10:00 p.m. hour.
 * We've talked about coffee enemas and they're perfectly fine, except the doughnuts get stuck in the hose. And that just ruins everything.
 * KFI-Los Angeles radio broadcast, March 25, 2001, 11:00 p.m. hour.