Asdfmovie

Asdfmovie is a 2008 web video created by YouTube animator TomSka which consists of clips focusing on random humor. It has over 67 million views as of January 2022 and its success has spawned a yearly series of YouTube videos.

Dialogue

 * [a child giggles]
 * Man: Got your nose!
 * [child continues giggling]
 * [police officer rushes into the room]
 * Police officer: Look out, he's got a nose! [Shoots his gun at the man]


 * Man: You gotta help me, man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill me!
 * [other man walks away]
 * Man: Please don't hurt me...
 * [his tie laughs evilly]


 * Man: Hello, parking meter.
 * Parking meter: Hello.
 * [man is startled]


 * Man 1: Hey, guy, hey. Smell my flower.
 * [Man 2 smells the flower] Mmmm.
 * [a monster pops out of Man 1's stomach]
 * Man 2: LOL.
 * [monster goes back into his stomach]


 * [A man pushes a button labeled "Pointless Button." It does nothing.]
 * Man: Hmm.


 * Man 1: Hey, man--
 * [Man 2 punches Man 1 in the face]
 * Man 2: Aw, what the hell is wrong with you?
 * Voice in background: Level up.


 * Lady: Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!
 * Tree Guy: I'll save you. Tree powers activate! [turns into a tree]


 * Man: Die, potato!
 * Potato: Noooo-- (gets stepped on)


 * [a man gets out a knife]
 * Man: Mmm, yum.
 * [the man cuts a cake]
 * Cake: Aah! Why would you do this?! I have a wife and family!
 * Man: Noooo!
 * Cake: Aah, the pain! It's unbearable!
 * Man: What have I done?!
 * Cake: Aah! Tell my children I love them!
 * Cupcakes: Daddy!
 * [the cake falls off the table]
 * Man and cupcakes: Noooooooo--
 * [the cake lands on the ground]


 * Man 1: Hey, you know who's gay? You.
 * [Man 2 impales Man 1 with a katana]
 * Man 1: Aw, come on!