Atomic Betty

Atomic Betty (known as Atomic Betty: Mission Earth for the third season) is an animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons, Breakthrough Films & Television, and Tele Images Kids.

Atomic Roger

 * Maximus: How much longer is this going to take?
 * Minimus: I'm trying to capture your good side, sir. It's not so easy!
 * Maximus: Show me what you've done.
 * Minimus: I think it's quite a good likeness myself.
 * Maximus: I want more than just a foot! I want a giant gold statue a hundred feet high, proclaiming my evil glory to all the galaxy!
 * Minimus: But we've only stolen enough gold for the foot. And one ear.
 * Maximus: Then steal more gold!


 * Sparky: This is it! Maximus's robots are robbing the gold mines of Abraxax Four!
 * Betty: X-5, get us into hyperspace. And both of you stop looking at my hair!


 * Roger: Listen, Kitty--
 * Betty: It's Betty.
 * Roger: Right. Cathy, it's been a thrill chatting with you, but I really have to go now.

(He gives her a card.)
 * Roger: Here, my hairstylist. You need to call her right away.


 * Betty: I hope no one is looking at my hair.

(Sparky and X-5 look away, whistling.)


 * Maximus: Who is this new Guardian who foiled my plans?!
 * Minimus: Oh. Atomic Roger, sir. He's running everything! Though he does have fantastic hair.
 * Maximus: Huh? Who cares about his hair?! Behold! Let's see this Atomic Roger stop my new army of gold-pilfering robots! Fly, my pretties, fly!


 * Betty: This is getting ridiculous! How am I supposed to save the day if he's always getting here first?
 * Sparky: I'm telling you, it's the hair.


 * Maximus: Ugh. That girl is bad enough. But that Roger?
 * Minimus: Ooh, isn't he dreamy? Gah! I mean, what a jerk!


 * Maximus: Look at the fool! No one dares to stop me!
 * Betty: Come on, boys! I'm not afraid to get a little dirty.
 * Maximus: With that hair, I'm not surprised.

Toxic Talent

 * X-5: Colosians are the environmental police of the cosmos. Their sensitivity is matched only by their commitment to peace and love.
 * Sparky: No wonder Maximus hates them.


 * Betty: What in the cosmos is that?


 * Maximus: Aha. Atomic Betty. Welcome to my dance party.
 * Minimus: Except you weren't invited. (Burps)
 * Maximus: Watch your manners.


 * Minimus: Ooh, nice shot!
 * Maximus: I don't have time to play these ridiculous games! I'm trying to take over the universe.
 * Minimus: Yes, your game ship.


 * Maximus: Game, set and match! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!


 * Dalton: Where did you get those extra chords, Betty?
 * Betty: Out of a manual called "Guitar Playing For Idiots".
 * Osbournes: All right!


 * Maximus: I know that voice!
 * Minimus: Ooh. Sounds like Atomic Betty. She's not bad.

But the Cat Came Back

 * Sparky: Why couldn't she own a rabbit?


 * Sparky: Jumping Jupiter!

Lost in Spa

 * X-5: And when I was nine, I was sent to Camp Positron and bullied by a satellite dish.


 * Sparky: What have you done to our commander?
 * Maximus: Oh dear! It appears he's been cryogenically frozen. Who could have done such a dastardly deed? Oh, that's right. It was me.


 * Maximus: What?!
 * Minimus: Juice break, union rules.

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 * Employee: I said we hold that position until I say so!
 * Maximus & Minimus: Yes, ma'am.

Spindly Tam Kanushu

 * Betty: I have to go.
 * Penelope: Late for your plastic surgeon?

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 * Minimus: Oh, bravo! Encore! Encore! Hmph. I've seen better.

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 * Spindly Tam Kanushu: Take good care of Freddie here. I've got to take the show on the road. Well, I'm off! Come on, boys!

Science Fair
Maximus: "Maxi-Mmm" pet food is never watered down. Because Maximus hates water. Your Zanthian Zibret will love "Maxi-Mmm" pet food. It's fit for a king, whether your kingdom is a litter box, or....the universe! Mwah ha ha ha ha! Antoine Lucci: Cut! Brilliant! A work of a genius! That would be me, Antoine Lucci. You were good too, Maximus. I laughed, I cried.

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 * (Wave splashes over Maximus's ship.)
 * Maximus: Aaaaaaaaaah!

(He cowers.)
 * Minimus: Heh heh heh!
 * Maximus: You didn't see that. I hate water!

Max Land

 * [during a rollercoaster ride, one of the weapons incinerated the vehicle]
 * X-5: I suddenly lost my attraction for this attraction.

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 * Betty: [running] Sparky, I'll save you!
 * [Scene changes to Betty being carried away by two robots]
 * Robot: You are being disruptive and we must ask you to leave. We hoped you've enjoyed your stay at Max Land.

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 * Sparky: Craters! I'm gonna miss it!