Auf Wiedersehen, Pet


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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (1983–2004) is a popular British comedy-drama series about a group of seven British migrant construction workers: Wayne, Dennis, Oz, Bomber, Barry, Neville and Moxey, who are living and working on a German building site.

Series

 * Series 1
 * Series 2
 * Series 3
 * Series 4

Au Revoir: Part 1

 * [In the beseiged embassy]
 * Embassy official: They're trying to ram the perimeter wall.
 * Dennis: They won't breach it, we built that wall.


 * Oz: I've none of the local shekels, whatever they are.
 * Dennis: Kip.
 * Oz: Precious little of that on the plane!


 * [Oz sees cockroaches in their hut]
 * Wyman: Don't worry, they don't bother you.
 * Oz: Really?
 * Wyman: Well, they do bother you. But it's not fatal.


 * [Barry describes his emotional reunion with Tatiana]
 * Oz: Did you slip her a length?
 * Barry: Oz! Really!
 * Oz: But did you?
 * Barry: Yes, I did actually.

Au Revoir: Part 2

 * Oz: Well, as far as huts go, I think we've reached rock bottom with this one. No beds, big bugs, no bog and a bamboo roof.
 * Mozey: Yeah, 'cause they've been improving over the years haven't they, the huts? The one in Vientiane was borderline house.


 * [The lads are caught up as hostages]
 * Wyman: Did you see Barry?
 * Oz: Aye
 * Wyman: How is he?
 * Oz: Bombed out on opium is how he is.
 * Neville: Aye?
 * Moxey: Opium?
 * Oz: Aye, weeeell, opium oot here's like marmite back home, there's a jar in every hoose.




 * Oz: I'm used to bullshit, but I've never laid bricks with it.




 * [An urgent diversion is needed]
 * Oz: Dennis! Say that again and I'll knock your bloody block off!
 * Dennis: What?!
 * Oz: What you said man, about my Marjorie!
 * Dennis: Ohhhhh right! I meant that!
 * Oz: Did you?!
 * Dennis: Aye, I did!
 * [Dennis and Oz break out fighting]




 * [The lads can't wait to get away after the rescue]
 * Dennis: Hey! Hang on a minute! We're forgetting something aren't we? We haven't finished this yet, man! These villagers aren't going anywhere and we promised them a wash house.
 * Barry: I totally agree with Dennis. We can't leave them in the lurch. Plus, they've been extremely kind to me, it's not right.
 * Wyman: Give us a break guys!
 * Oz: Den man, in three days we can be back in Bangkok, where I've got unfinished business in a whirlpool.
 * Dennis: Oz, can you remember us ever not finshing a job? Nev?
 * Neville: Why Africa, but there was only a spot of plastering to do like.
 * Dennis: Doesn't sit right man?
 * Naomi: Have you guys gone mad in the sun or something?
 * Oz: No, Den's right, get yourself a bowl of noodles pet, we've got a roof to finish.




 * [Closing scene; Dennis, Neville and Oz are on the ferry to Germany]
 * Dennis: Hey, what did your Brenda say, when you told her we were going back to Germany?
 * Neville: She said, 'Auf Wiedersehen, Pet'.

Cast

 * Dennis L. Patterson - (Tim Healy)


 * Neville Hope - (Kevin Whately)


 * Leonard "Oz" Osborne - (Jimmy Nail)


 * Barry Spencer Taylor - (Timothy Spall)


 * Wayne Winston Norris - (Gary Holton)


 * Albert Arthur Moxey - (Christopher Fairbank)


 * Brian "Bomber" Busbridge - (Pat Roach)


 * Wyman Ian Norris - (Noel Clarke)