Baby Looney Tunes

Baby Looney Tunes is an American-Canadian animated television series|animated television series. depicting toddler versions of Looney Tunes characters.

A Lot Like Lola / Mother's Day Madness

 * Daffy: [infuriated] That does it, Taz! You can't build this up anymore!
 * [Taz's eyes start tearing up with sadness as he's about to cry]
 * Bugs: Uh, oh.
 * Tweety: Granny?

Spinout / Snow Day

 * [Taz lost his ability to spin and starts bawling into tears]
 * Bugs: [consoling him] What's up, little doc?
 * Taz: [crying] TAZ NOT SPIN!

Shadow Of A Doubt / Christmas In July

 * Daffy: [running covered in pink paint] I need to see the doctor I need to see a doctor i got chickenpox

All Washed Up / Did Not! Did Too!

 * Sylvester: Hey, everybody!
 * Lola: What is it, Sylvester?
 * Sylvester: You know how Granny said no playing until we're all washed up? Well, Taz won't take his bath.
 * Daffy: Hold on there, whiskers. You mean, nobody gets playtime until everbody's squeaky clean?
 * Melissa: I guess that's always been the rule.
 * Bugs: Welp, sounds like there's only one thing we can do. We've got to get Taz into the bathtub.
 * Lola: But, how, Bugs?
 * Bugs: Well, uh, first thing's first, has anyone seen my diaper?


 * Bugs: Come on, Taz, your turn for a bath.
 * Taz: No bath!
 * Lola: You gotta take a bath, Taz. Granny says so, or nobody gets playtime.
 * Taz: Uh-uh! No wanna!
 * Daffy: Step aside, I'll handle this. Now, look here, fur ball. You don't have to take a bath.
 * Taz: I don't?
 * Daffy: No, you could take a shower! Anything with soap and water involved! Please! I'm begging ya!
 * Taz: NO BATH!


 * Bugs: Now, look what you did!
 * Lola: What who did?!
 * Bugs: You!
 * Lola: Me?! The least you could do, is say you're sorry!
 * Bugs: You're the one who ought to be sorry!
 * Lola: If that's how you're gonna be, I'm taking my blocks back!
 * Bugs: That's how I'm gonna be, because that's how…you're being!
 * Daffy: Well, isn't this a nice bucket of peach pits? There they go, taking our fun with them.
 * Sylvester: Now, what are we gonna do?
 * Tweety: Maybe there's a way to put this whole thing back together.
 * Daffy: And how are you gonna do that?
 * Tweety: Hmm… Bugs and Lola love playing hopscotch, right? So, here's what we're gonna do.

New Cat In Town / The Magic Of Spring

 * Sylvester: [sighs] Kisses and cookies. What more could the world's cutest pussycat want?
 * [The baby Tunes are surprised to see a baby skunk has shown up]
 * Sylvester: What is that?
 * Granny: A new friend who's come to play. This is Baby Pepe.
 * [The other baby Tunes, except Sylvester and Daffy, rush towards Baby Pepe, greeting him]
 * Bugs: Hi, kid. I'm Bugs. This is Taz.
 * Taz: [offering Baby Pepe a cookie] Mmm. Yum-yum, eat cookie.
 * Lola: [rubbing Baby Pepe's cheek] Isn't he the cutest?
 * Tweety: Very, very cute, indeed. [gives Baby Pepe a hug]
 * Lola: Come meet Sylvester. Yeah, you're gonna be friends. [sets Baby Pepe in the baby carriage with Sylvester]
 * Sylvester: [takes the cookie as Baby Pepe tries to take it] Hold on, brother. That's mine! [Baby Pepe climbs on his face to get the cookie] Watch the face! Watch the face!


 * Sylvester: Hey, wait! That's-that's--
 * Daffy: [through hand puppet] That's your place? That's supposed to be you?
 * Sylvester: No, I was just… I was--
 * Daffy: That's right. You were, as in, used to be the cutest cat in town. Not anymore. He is. I know what you feel like. I used to be the cute one too. [sighs] Face it, pal. When you get grown up like us, they just don't love you anymore.
 * Sylvester: [determined] I'm not growing up that easy.


 * [Bugs sits alone at the kitchen table, moping sadly over his magic show failure]
 * Granny: Bugs? Is that the end of the magic show, dear?
 * Bugs: Granny, I don't even think there is such a thing as magic. Not anymore.
 * Granny: Of course there is, Bugs. There's magic everywhere. And with a little more practice, I'll bet you could be the best little magician there ever was.


 * Bugs: Now that's what I call, magic. Turning a plain old backyard into a big symphony orchestra.

Who Said That? / Let Them Make Cake

 * Daffy: [incredibly angry] You little... [squeaky-squeaky-squeaky-squeaky] !! You're nothin' but a... [squeaky-squeak] ! I never wanna play this... [four squeaking sounds] game, EVER AGAIN!
 * [The other baby Tunes are shocked at Daffy's outraged swearing by saying a bad word]
 * Lola: What did you just say?
 * Daffy: I don't what the… [two squeaks] you're talking about.
 * Lola: That word! What does it mean?
 * Daffy: I don't know. It's a new word I just learned. You should try it.
 * [Granny enters the play room]
 * Baby Tunes: Hi, Granny! How the... [four squeaks] are you?
 * Granny: [surprised with shock] Oh! My goodness, little ones, where did you hear a word like that? [The babies all point to Daffy; disappointed] Daffy, I'm surprised at you using such words.
 * Daffy: What the... [two squeaks] is wrong with using a word like [squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak]?

Loose Change / Act Your Age

 * [Daffy is sitting at the table with a cereal box and cereal bowl of Wheat Doodles]
 * Sylvester: [takes a seat at the table] Whatcha eating?
 * Daffy: I'm not eating anything.
 * Sylvester: What's that stuff in your bowl?
 * Daffy: It's some kind of new cereal that Granny bought.
 * Sylvester: A new cereal? Is this some kind of joke?
 * Daffy: If it's a joke, I'm not laughing.


 * Sylvester: I'll swing on my swing like I always do. [falls on his back as the swing breaks] That never happened before. [starts bawling into tears]
 * Tweety: Did you hurt yourself, Sylvester?
 * Sylvester: [sniffling] No. I'm not hurt.
 * Tweety: Then why the weepy eyes?
 * Sylvester: Because my swing is broken.
 * Tweety: But look, there's another swing right here next to you.
 * Sylvester: But, this is the swing I always use, and now it's broken. [gets up and runs into the house]
 * Tweety: Well, never look a gift swing in the mouth… or something like that.

Who's Your Granny? / The Tattletale

 * Taz: No Gary [looking at his peanut butter and jelly sandwich is missing] Huh where's sandwich? [starts bawling into tears]
 * Granny: [Hears all that crying] Heavens what's all the rackus?
 * Lola: Sylvester stole Taz's sandwich piece when Taz wasn't looking

Never Say Try / Pair O' Dice Lost
Sylvester: That's It I'll never wanna build fly or see another kite Again [Sylvester sits on his bed] Stupid Kite I'll never do that again Stupid Stupid kite

A Bully For Bugs / The Wheel Deal

 * Daffy: Tell them what happened!
 * Bugs: Nothin' happened. Just forget it.

Blast Off Bugs / Baby Brouhaha

 * [Lola finds a book about babies.]
 * Tweety: What does it say, Lola?
 * Lola: Well, I can't read the words, but the pictures tell all about what babies are like. It says that babies eat, drink, sleep, play, crawl, smile, laugh, cry... [starts to become uneasy, as do the other babies] scream... wail, kick, screech... burp... barf up dinner... pass lots of gas... tears come out of their eyes... drool comes out of their mouth... stuff comes out of their nose... [Daffy gags] And everyday, they fill their diapers with...
 * [Bugs gasps. Lola gasps and shuts the book, completely disgusted and mortified.]
 * Lola: EWWWWWWW!
 * All: EWWWWWWW!