Bad Taste

Bad Taste is a 1987 film about a small New Zealand village that is invaded by aliens in order to harvest human beings for their intergalactic fast food franchise, but who are repelled by a four-man paramilitary force.
 * ''Directed by Peter Jackson. Written by Ken Hammon, Tony Hiles, and Peter Jackson.

One thing the aliens hadn't counted on was Derek, and Dereks don't run! taglines

Derek

 * Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry.
 * Suck my spinning steel, shithead!
 * I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!
 * Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!
 * The headshot's the only true stopper.
 * What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?
 * Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!
 * Eat lead sucker!
 * I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]
 * I'm born again!

Ozzy

 * [after drop-kicking an alien's head out of a window] The old magic is still there.
 * The bastards have landed!
 * [after shooting the alien that was about to execute Giles in the head] I bet that cleared the sinuses.

Lord Crumb's Voice

 * That's the end of those weekend cowboys!
 * I'm sure you'll be pleased to be leaving this shitty planet!
 * Tomorrow we're having you for lunch!
 * I think the gruel is ready!
 * The sad news is that we will be heading back to nalak not with six of our co-workers in a state of permanent death. They died today, murdered by some real arseholes.
 * [after trying to fire on Barry with an empty gun] Oh, sod it!

Others

 * Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.
 * Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men!
 * Lord Crumb: [Sniffing on bowl of alien vomit produced by Robert] Mmmhh, exquisite bouquet, Robert!
 * Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!

Dialogue

 * [barry getting chased by an alien wielding an axe]:
 * Derek: [on the radio] I think you better kill him Barry.
 * Barry: Jeez, he could be Ministry of Works or something.
 * Derek: Nah, he's moving too fast.


 * Barry: Why can't aliens be friendly?
 * Derek: There's no glowing fingers on these bastards. We've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands. Like a... like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons. They've wiped out a small town for starters, it's my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time. Christchurch, Wellington...
 * Barry: Auckland?
 * Derek: Yeah, well that wouldn't be so bad.


 * Frank: This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?
 * Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.


 * Frank: Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy.
 * Barry: Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder.


 * Barry: What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?
 * Frank: Well... I guess we shoot the bastards.


 * Frank: Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.
 * Barry: And the moon.
 * Frank: Yeah, and the moon.


 * [after frank had to drink the "gruel"]
 * Frank: oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!
 * Ozzy: umm... did you have to drink some chuck?

Taglines

 * One thing the aliens hadn't counted on was Derek, and Dereks don't run!
 * Watch out Aliens... ... here comes Derek!
 * The Bastards Have Landed!
 * Crumb's Crunchy Delights.
 * Human meat for intergalactic hamburgers

Cast

 * Terry Potter - Ozzy/3rd Class Alien
 * Pete O'Herne - Barry/3rd Class Alien
 * Craig Smith - Giles/3rd Class Alien
 * Mike Minett - Frank/3rd Class Alien
 * Peter Jackson - Derek/Robert
 * Doug Wren - Lord Crumb
 * Dean Lawrie - Lord Crumb SPFX Double/3rd Class Alien
 * Peter Vere-Jones - Lord Crumb's Voice