Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders

Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders is a 2016 film about the foes of Batman and Robin who team up.
 * Directed by Rick Morales. Written by Michael Jelenic.

Dialogue

 * Batman: Up with your flippers, you unholy three! And hope that I leave enough of you to put behind prison bars.
 * Riddler: Curses! It's Batman.
 * Penguin: Ha, the cat came back.
 * Joker: Oh! How did he find us this time? Why, you quizzical creep!
 * Riddler: It wasn't me! I resisted the urge.
 * Catwoman: He's Batman, you moronic muttonheads, that's how.
 * Penguin: Of course! You probably left a trail of breadcrumbs for your little loverboy.
 * Batman: No, Penguin. I deduced where you were, but not why.
 * Riddler: Then riddle me this, Batman. How do you hold a party in space? Answer, you "plan-et".
 * Penguin: Only we want to make three.
 * Batman: You diabolical devils!
 * Joker: Yes, then there can be a Gotham City for each of us to control without interference from the caped clodpoles.
 * Batman: Of all the world-creating arrogance!
 * Robin: Don't worry, Batman, they'll soon be where they belong. Behind prison bars.
 * Batman: Actually, Robin, I'm thinking of sending them out of the airlock.
 * Catwoman: Yeah! Let's see how they like it.
 * Penguin: Ah! By the Marquess of Queensberry, you have to follow the rules!
 * Batman: Do I?
 * Robin: Of course, Batman! As duly deputized officers, we are honor-bound to follow the tenets of the law.
 * Batman: Technically, we're outside of the jurisdiction of Gotham PD. Here, I play by my own rules.
 * Joker: Egad! Batman's flipped his cowl.
 * Riddler: If not, we should do it for him.
 * Penguin: Ah, time to lighten the mood.


 * Batman: I implore you to turn yourself in without a fight.
 * Catwoman: You will be gentle with me, Batman?
 * Batman: You have my assurance I will handle you... personally.


 * Catwoman: I'll turn myself in on one condition.
 * Batman: What's that?
 * Catwoman: We run away to Europe together, sip tea in a cafe, and live happily ever after.
 * Robin: Holy unsatisfying ending!
 * Catwoman: And, of course, we kill Robin.

Cast

 * Adam West — Bruce Wayne / Batman
 * Burt Ward — Dick Grayson / Robin
 * Julie Newmar — Catwoman
 * Jeff Bergman — Joker
 * William Salyers — Penguin
 * Wally Wingert — Riddler
 * Jim Ward — Commissioner James Gordon