Beastie Boys



The Beastie Boys is an American alternative hip hop music group from New York City: Brooklyn and Manhattan.

Licensed to Ill

 * Yo ho ho and a bottle of Brass Monkey,And when my girlie shakes her head, she sure gets funky.
 * Rhymin' and Steali


 * Down with Adrock and Mike D. and you ain't,And I got more juice than Picasso got paint.
 * - "The New Style"


 * Girls with boyfriends are the kind I like,I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike.
 * - "The New Style"


 * Some voices got treble, some voices got bass,We got the kind of voices that are in your face!
 * - "The New Style"


 * D. pulled me over said, 'Hide your gold, The girl is crafty like ice is cold!
 * She's Crafty


 * I keep a pistol in my pocket so you better be cautious, Fly around the world, but it kinda makes me nauseous.
 * Posse in Effect


 * I'm the king of the classroom, coolin' in the back, My teacher had beef so I gave her a smack, She chased me out of class, she was strapped with a ruler, Went to the bathroom, rolled myself a wooler.
 * "Because I'm hard hittin', always bitten, cool as hell, I got the tree on my mirror so my car won't smell.
 * Slow Ride


 * Got a girl in the Castle and one in the pagoda You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda.
 * Posse in Effect


 * Girls - to do the dishes Girls - to clean up my room Girls - to do the laundry Girls - and in the bathroom.
 * Girls


 * Man, living at home is such a drag Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (Busted!).
 * Fight for Your Right (to Party)


 * Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy His name was M.C.A., I said "Howdy ", he said,  "Hi."
 * Paul Revere


 * Now my name is M.C.A. I've got a license to kill. I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill.  Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer?  I run this land, you understand, I made myself clear.
 * Paul Revere


 * Pistol packing, Monkey drinking, no money bum,I come from Brooklyn 'cause that's where I'm from.
 * Hold It Now - Hit It


 * Because you're pud-slappin, ball-flappin, got that JuiceMy name is Mike D and I can do the Jerry Lewis
 * Hold It Now - Hit It


 * We got the bottle, you got the cup, Come on everybody let's get fff...up!
 * Brass Monkey

Paul's Boutique

 * "Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float,My man M.C.A.'s got a beard like a billy goat." - "Shake Your Rump"


 * "The Patty Duke, The Wrench, and then I bust The Tango,Got more rhymes than Jamaica's got mangoes." - "Shake Your Rump"


 * "Running from the law and the press and the parents,`Is your name Michael Diamond?`No mine's Clarence." - "Shake Your Rump"


 * "Sometimes known as the leader of the homeless,Sometimes drunk and he's always phoneless." - "Johnny Ryall"


 * "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg." - "Egg Man"


 * "Bust a Travis Bickle when I feel that I'm gettin' pushed <BR> Don't step to me cuz you're gonna get mushed" - "High Plains Drifter"


 * "No one really knows what I'm talkin' about,<BR>And yeah that's right, my name's Yauch." - "The Sounds Of Science"


 * "Break up with your girl, it ended in tears,<BR>Vincent Van Gogh, go and mail that ear." - "Hey Ladies"


 * "There's more to me than you'll ever know,<BR>And I got more hits than Sadaharu Oh" - "Hey Ladies"


 * "Rapid fire Louie, like Rambo got bullets <BR> I'ma die harder, like my kid Bruce Willis" - "Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun"


 * "Predetermined destiny is who I am <BR> You got your finger on the trigger like the Son of Sam" - "Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun"


 * "I am like "Clockwork Orange", goin' off on the town <BR> I've got homeboys bonanza to beat your ass down" - "Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun"


 * "First I drink, then I got drunk I barfed, and then I stunk I'm short, but I can dunk And my dick is a tree trunk" - "Car Thief (demo version)"


 * "I'm a writer, a poet, a genius; I know it <BR> I don't buy cheeba; I grow it." - "Car Thief"


 * "You're all mixed up like pasta primavera Yo, why'd you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera, man?" - "What Comes Around"


 * "I've got more stories than JD's got Salinger<BR>I hold the title, and you are the challenger" - "Shadrach"


 * "Pickpocket gangsters paying their debts Caught a bullet in the lung from Bernhard Goetz" - "Stop That Train"


 * "I ride around town cuz my ride is fly I shot a man in Brooklyn just to watch him die" - "Hello Brooklyn"


 * "Girl, you should be with me, you should drop that bum Cuz I got more flavor than Fruit Striped Gum" - "Lay It On Me"

Check Your Head

 * "Money Mark, you know he's not having it,<BR>Just give him some wood and he'll build you a cabinet." - "Finger Lickin' Good"


 * "`Professor, whats another word for pirates' treasure?`<BR>`Why I think it's booty!`" - "Professor Booty"


 * "You shoulda' never started something you couldn't finish,<BR>'Cause writing rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach." - "Professor Booty"

Ill Communication (1994)

 * I've got more rhymes than I've got grey hairs And that's a lot because I've got my share
 * Sure Shot


 * I want to say a little something that's long overdue The disrespect to women has got to be through To all the mothers and sisters and the wives and friends I want to offer my love and respect to the end
 * Sure Shot

Hello Nasty

 * "Sometimes I like to brag, sometimes I'm soft spoken,<BR>And when I'm in Holland I eat the pannenkoeken." - "Super Disco Breakin`"


 * "I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,<BR>But I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast." - "The Move"


 * Have you seen what I mean,<BR>I'm the little gnome that's in your dreams."
 * Remote Control''


 * So I got a little something for your pay-per-view,<BR>Like Don King I've got the crazy hair do.
 * Remote Control


 * "Well ice is cold and fire's hot." - "Unite"

I like my sugar with coffee and cream" -
 * If you try to knock me you'll get mocked I'll stir fry you in my wok
 * Intergalactic


 * If you got bad breath then maybe try scope And if you wash your ass you best use soap
 * Unite


 * So kick off your shoes and put on your swim fins 'Cause when it comes to quarries I'm known to swim
 * Body Movin

The Sounds of Science

 * "Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny,<BR>But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny." - "Boomin' Granny"


 * "A sassy, sophisticated, sexy lady,<BR>Well I'm twenty-six, and you're eighty." - "Boomin` Granny"


 * "Because I saw you at the checkout line,<BR>You dropped your coupons, and you were lookin' fine." - "Boomin` Granny"


 * "Sophisticated, and so mature,<BR>I couldn't really care if you were fifty, or seventy-four." - "Boomin' Granny"


 * Dip dip dive, so-socialize Open up your ears, and clean out your eyes.

To the 5 Boroughs

 * "All you Trekkies and TV addicts<BR>Don't mean to diss don't mean to bring static<BR>All you Klingons in your grandma's house<BR>Grab your backstreet friend and get loud" - "Ch-Check It Out"


 * "I said Doc, what's the condition,<BR>I'm a man that's on a mission,<BR>He said son, you'd better listen,<BR>Stuck in your ass is an electrician." - "Ch-Check It Out"


 * "I went to get a loan and they asked my race,<BR>I wrote down human inside the space,<BR>It's a disgrace how they try to debase,<BR>It ain't the banks damn business how my lineage trace." - "Right Right Now Now"


 * "Hey could you please pass me the peas,<BR>And let me get a tissue if you think your'e gonna sneeze." - "Rhyme The Rhyme Well"


 * "Adrock, A.K.A.,<BR>Sharp cheddar, my rhymes are better." - "Triple Trouble"


 * "Which one of you schnooks took my rhyme book? Look,<BR>Give it back, you're wicky wack." - "Hey Fuck You"


 * "I've got billions and billions of rhymes to flex,<BR>'Cause I've got more rhymes than Carl Sagan's got turtlenecks." - "Hey Fuck You"


 * "Your rhymes are fake like a Canal Street watch,<BR>You're hearing me and you're like `Oh my god it's Sasquatch!`" - "Hey Fuck You"


 * "I don't care what you heard, or care what you seen,<BR>I swear it wasn't me in Bear magazine,<BR>Because I'm not that hairy, oh contrary." - "Oh Word?"


 * "What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis? Who the illest?<BR>You know my name's Adam, stop callin' me Phyllis." - "The Brouhaha"


 * "I'm the one that won that dance contest,<BR>'Cause you know I dance the best." - "All Lifestyles"


 * "Like George Whipple on New York 1,<BR>Got a hairy ass and that's no fun!." - "That`s It That`s All"

Dance Moves

 * "October 31st, that is my date of birth,<BR>I got to the party and I did the Smurf." -The New Style


 * "I do the Smurf, the Popeye, and the Jerry Lewis,<BR>I like Bullwinkle but I don't like Moose." - Posse In Effect


 * "Mike D.'s day off everyday of the week,<BR>I got to the party and I did the Freak" - Posse In Effect


 * "Because you're pud-slapping, ball-flapping, got that juice,<BR>My name's Mike D. and I can do that Jerry Lewis." - Hold It Now - Hit It


 * "The Patty Duke, the Wrench, and then I bust the Tango,<BR>Got more rhymes than Jamaica got mangos." - Shake Your Rump


 * "Jump the turnstiles, never pay the toll,<BR>I did the Doo-Wah Diddy and bust 'em with the Pre-Roll." - 3-Minute Rule


 * "I am known to do the Wop,<BR>Also known for the Flintstone Flop." - Intergalactic


 * "I wanna do the Freak until the break of dawn,<BR>Tell me party people, is that so wrong?" - Body` Movin


 * "Now I'm a break it down to the brass tacks,<BR>Do the Biz Mark dance and the Cabbage Patch." - Alive


 * "Well I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh,<BR>T-shirt and no pants and I dance the Bugaloo." - That`s It That`s All