Beautiful People (UK TV series)

Beautiful People is a British comedy drama television series based on the memoirs of Barneys creative director Simon Doonan

How I Got My Groom [2.01]

 * Most 14-year-old boys in 1998 were fancying girls and playing football.
 * Me and my best mate Kylie were fancying footballers and playing girls…

How I Got My Gash [2.06]

 * I'm not like other boys...
 * Good, other boys are crap.
 * No they're not, otherwise why would I like them so much?