Beavis and Butt-head (season 1)

Beavis and Butt-head (1993–1997, 2011, 2022–present) is an American animated television series that originally aired on the cable television channel MTV. It followed the misadventures of two teenagers, Beavis and Butt-head. Season one originally aired from 8 March to 25 March 1993.

Seasons 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • Specials • Music video commentary • Feature film • Main

"Give Blood" [1.01]

 * Beavis: [sings]  Don't wanna fall in mud!
 * Butt-head: [sings]  All I wanna do is sell my blood!
 * Beavis: What do you think they pay for, like, a gallon of blood?
 * Butt-head: Just be cool, dude!  Don't take their first offer!
 * Beavis: How they do, like, get it out, dude?
 * Butt-head: They give you a big knife, then you cut your hand and, like, bleed into a bucket.  Huh, Huh.
 * Beavis: Hea hea, that's cool!
 * Butt-head: They give you a big old bottle of 'Mad Dog 20/20' to drink first.  Huh, Huh.
 * Beavis: High Test!
 * Butt-head: And then, when you're done, don't forget to stand up really fast.
 * Beavis: Heh-heh-heh.
 * Butt-head: If you're lucky, you'll pass out!
 * Beavis: Cool!


 * Butt-head: Whoa, we're gonna be rich.

"Door-To-Door" [1.02]

 * Mr. Van Driessen: This is the '90s, people.  A '9' upside down is a '6,' so let's turn the '90s upside down and recapture the spirit of the '60s, okay?
 * Butt-head: Watch those flashbacks, dude.

"Balloon" [1.03]

 * Butt-head: What does the president of the United States think about when he goes to the bathroom?


 * Beavis: Think she's a diver?
 * Butt-head: Ask your mom.
 * Beavis: Chode smoker.


 * [after Beavis and Butt-head inhaled helium from balloons to get a buzz]
 * Beavis: [high-pitched]  I don't feel nothing.
 * Butt-head: [high-pitched]  Huh, huh, huh.  What's wrong with your voice, dude?
 * Beavis: [high-pitched]  What's wrong with yours?
 * Butt-head: [high-pitched]  Oh, no.
 * Both: [high-pitched] We're neutered!!


 * Beavis: This sucks! Help!
 * Butt-head: Can I have your skateboard?
 * Beavis: Shoot me down, asswipe! This sucks!

Cast

 * Mike Judge—Beavis (4 episodes)
 * Mike Judge—Butt-head (4 episodes)
 * Mike Judge—David Van Driessen (2 episodes)
 * Tracy Grandstaff—Daria Morgendorffer (1 episode)