Beerfest

Beerfest is a 2006 film about a secret international beer games competition.
 * ''Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar. Written by Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan.

Bring on the beer. They've got the nuts. taglines

Landfill/Gil

 * We're the party brigade and we're here to play some drinking games
 * Real funny deutsch bag
 * Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!
 * Let's go get sour on some krauts!
 * It's fwustwating, it's fwustwating.
 * Let's light this Kraut-candle.

Jan Wolfhaus

 * Get bent, Umlaut
 * You go. I'm never leaving this place!
 * He's got the eye of the Jew!

Other Quotes

 * Wolfgang Von Wolfhaus: I start to feel all cooped up in these U-boats, I had a bad experience once.
 * Great Gam Gam: I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.

Dialogue

 * Barry Badrinath: Hey Todd, about the old girlfriend, can we bury the hatchet, buddy?
 * Todd Wolfhouse: I don't know.
 * Barry Badrinath: I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic fuck doll.
 * Todd Wolfhouse: I happened to have MARRIED that plastic fuck doll!!!


 * Barry Badrinath: was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good..... Aaaand this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.
 * Charlie "Fink" Finklestein: Ah geeze Barry! I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
 * Barry Badrinath: It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!
 * Great Gam Gam: You and I are not so different Mr. Badrinath. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. But you know what I did? I got over it!


 * Pim Scutney: You're all fur-coat and no trousers you are!
 * Fink: I'm sorry, one more time.
 * Rog Gobshire: Shove off! We're gon' put the skittahs in your allan wickahs you plonker!!
 * Barry Badrinath: (looks at Fink and gestures to Rog) Do you know what he's saying?


 * Barry Badrinath: [after smashing beer mug with the ping pong ball] What do you think about that, fuckhead?
 * Hammacher: [Takes a bite of glass from the same broken mug] What do you think about that, headfuck??


 * Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
 * Phil "Landfill" Krundel: What's a ZJ?
 * Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
 * Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I've got $4.

Taglines

 * Bring on the beer. They've got the nuts.
 * Comedy on tap
 * From the comic geniuses who brought you the phenomenon "Super Troopers".
 * Brewed in 2006
 * Prepare for the ultimate chug of war.
 * I sleep better with a little sausage in me

Cast

 * Paul Soter (Jan Wolfhaus)
 * Erik Stolhanske (Todd Wolfhaus)
 * Jay Chandrasekhar (Barry Badrinath)
 * Kevin Heffernan (Phil "Landfill" Krundle/Gil "Landfill" Krundle)
 * Steve Lemme (Charlie "Fink" Finklestein)
 * Jürgen Prochnow (Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen)
 * Will Forte (Otto)
 * Eric Christian Olsen (Gunter)
 * Ralf Moeller (Hammacher)
 * Gunter Schlierkamp (Schlemmer)
 * Nat Faxon (Rolf)
 * Mo'Nique (Cherry)
 * Donald Sutherland (Johann Von Wolfhausen)
 * Cloris Leachman (Great Gam Gam)
 * Blanchard Ryan (Krista Krundle)
 * Philippe Brenninkmeyer (Herr Referee)
 * Candace Smith (Naomi)
 * Willie Nelson (Willie Nelson)