Beverly Hills Ninja

Beverly Hills Ninja is a 1997 comedy film starring Chris Farley as a bumbling ninja in Beverly Hills. Written by Mark Feldberg and Mitchell Klebanoff and directed by Dennis Dugan.

Haru

 * I am the great white ninja.


 * I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you.


 * Nice jacket, who shot the couch? (Laughter)


 * Haru, you are truly the Great White Ninja. (Finds out henchmen heard him say that) Did I say "ninja"?  I meant "ninny." "Haru, you are such a ninny."

Allison Page

 * I wish I'd killed you months ago.


 * There's no time! There's a bomb in here!

Dialogue

 * Haru: The blackness of my belt is as black as inside of a coffin on a moonless night.
 * Joey: That's pretty nice, man.