Big Brother (British TV series)

Big Brother (2000–2018) is the British version of the international reality television franchise Big Brother created by producer John De Mol in 1997.The show follows a number of contestants, known as housemates, who are isolated from the outside world for an extended period of time in a custom built House. Each week, one of the housemates is evicted by a public vote, with the last housemate remaining winning a cash prize.

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Gary Pascoe The un-tried, un-sentenced imprisonment of the shallow classes where release is only achieved with the off button. Gary Pascoe. Dublin 2008

Big Brother 2

 * Helen God!! There are 9 of us in here.....!!! It does not seem to be as many as at the start!!!...


 * Helen: I dreamed last night when I was asleep...


 * Helen:There's less people in the house than we started with.


 * Helen: Do I look chubby, I'm worried if I'm nominated as I'll have lots of pictures taken of me. I just won't eat anything on Friday.


 * Helen: If there were less people in here it would be less crowded.


 * Helen: You do have 5 fingers don't you?


 * Helen: I think I'm the only Welsh person in here


 * Helen: On her G.C.S.E's: "God.!! How come you lot have got loads and I have only got 2.


 * Helen: I probably sound Welsh on the telly.


 * Helen: I love blinking, I do!


 * Helen: What is a Liberal Democrat?


 * Helen: Is the jelly cooked.


 * This is big brother, a meteorite has landed in the garden. You have 2 minutes to get dressed...
 * Helen': dressed? What as in clothes?


 * Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!


 * Helen, the first one in the hot tub- (Sun behind clouds, cold outside), "It's just like being in Spain!"


 * What does insanity MEAN???


 * Those infrared cameras can see under your duvet covers

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 * I've heard that when men's willies are erect they are all the same size

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 * I don't like telling clients (her hairdressing customers) that I teach dancing because they might think I'm being big headed.

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 * ... They're self-indulged with themselves...

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 * I fancy cheese on toast.
 * A while later... "I fancy something to eat but I'm not sure what I fancy.

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 * What's in kidney beans?"

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 * Jimmy, Isn't that the name of a baby Kangaroo?

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 * How much chicken is there in Chick Peas?

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 * Amma:The problem is you're so similar - but in different ways.

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 * Amma:It would have to be - like - half a trained dog.

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 * Paul: I was nervous and I'm never nervous

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 * Dean playing The Look of Love with Amma singing along,
 * Helen: Is that one of your songs, Dean?

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 * Brian: We've named the chickens after the Spice Girls.
 * Dean: Good. It'll make it easier if we have to kill them.

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 * Bubble was balancing the 3 juggling balls on Brian's head as he was reading a book on the sofa and Helen said: "that's fantastic that is, does he know?

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 * Brian: What if she's (Helen) got an IQ of 25?
 * Helen: Actually, I'm only 23.

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 * Stuart: What's Deans greatest fear?
 * Bubble: Going insane.
 * Helen: No it isn't, its insanity he's scared of.

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 * Josh: I've had 4 wet dreams... I wake up in the morning covered.
 * Helen: Covered in what?

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 * Dean told the group how fans had stalked members of his band.
 * Helen seemed shocked. I've never been stalked. It doesn't happen in Wales,

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 * Helen: I don't think any camera is on me right now.
 * Paul: yeah except for the one right in front of us!
 * Helen: Oh yeah.

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 * HelenJimmy, Isn't that the name of a baby Kangaroo?

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 * Brian:, Did you make any mistakes cutting people's hair?
 * Helen, When I was training, I cut someone's necklace off.

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 * Helen: Can you play the Vengaboy's are coming?
 * Dean: No.

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 * Helen: Is there chicken in Chick Peas?

Big Brother 5

 * Emma:I like Jade Goodyear

Celebrity Big Brother 3
I need a big brother I want harry Stell I no I am just 9 but I am a only child so I git sad a lot with out compne

Big Brother 6

 * Makosi: Anyone who says they don't know my name, don't know their own name.

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 * Craig:I refuse to diminish my character to survive in this house. I refuse.

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 * Roberto: Whatever, minger.

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 * Kemal:I may wear stilettos, but I still have balls.

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 * Makosi: I could be pregnant.

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 * Science:Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, and tweedle twat.

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 * Saskia:Say what you like about me, dog eat dog, let's see who wins, end of.

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 * Makosi:He's got a massive willy, huge! HUGE! - MAKOSI

Big Brother 7

 * The audience outside: outside Get Grace Out


 * The audience outside:Get Susie Out


 * The audience outside: Aisleyne Out

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 * Glyn:I'm cooking an egg for the very first time

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 * Aisleyne:You better know yourself if your talking about me, little girl.

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 * Nikki: Who is she? Who is she? Who is she? Where did you find her?

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 * Imogen:Hot Topics, Hot Topics, With Imogen Imogen.

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 * Susie: You want a cup of tea, darling.

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 * Dawn: I have a code.

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 * George: I don't want the fame.

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 * Grace: Oh Aisleyne, Shut up you moose.

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 * Jayne:I shouldn't have been naughty should I.

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 * Jennie:Would you like a hundred quid. Of course I'd like a hundred quid.

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 * Lisa:So we (she means her an Imogen ) said, go on Grace fuck it all over her!

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 * Michael:I think I am love, I am God.

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 * Mikey:O.k then don't shut your mouth, close your mouth then.

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 * Nikki: I need bottled water!


 * Nikki:I'm so cooooooooooooold!

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 * Nikki:What do they think this is some kind of hotel

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 * Nikki: I'm going fucking mad

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 * Nikki:Your'e swines, your'e fucking swines.

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 * Nikki:They couldnt care if I sank into quick sand and never breathed again.


 * Pete:I'm nominating Dave (he was joking) because.

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 * Richard: You could serve dinner for eight on Michael's arse

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 * Sam:Your'e amazing!

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 * Seezer: Imogen, if I was up for eviction with you I would win as I'm a boy and girls will vote for me.

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 * Shahbaz: Don't fuck with me fellas.

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 * Spiral: Is this the Big Brother chair....er.....yeah.

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 * Susie: Oh how repulsive

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 * Grace: My god my feet hurt!

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 * Aisleyne:Do you think this house is full of Judases?

Celebrity Big Brother 5

 * Shilpa Shetty:You know what Jade, your claim to fame is this. Good for you!

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 * Jade Goody: Nah, nah my claim to fame is meetin' you, you fuckin' loser.

Big Brother 8

 * Audience outside: Get Charley Out.

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 * Audience outside: Brian Brian.

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 * Brian:It must be my birthday! No, no I want to be a teenager forever!

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 * Gerry:I have watched an awful lot of documentaries so I'm good with noises.

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 * Amanda:I hate spiders...but I wonder if I'd be scared if they were pink?

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 * Charley:(Talking about Chanelle) Black Black Black that’s all you effing wear get some colour in your life you stupid cow.

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 * Laura:I don't want to be hungry this week.

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 * Charley:I can't pretend I'm intelligent.

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 * Tracey:I don't do make-up, I'm Trace!

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 * Tracey: Avit

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 * Chanelle:(Talking about Charley) Shit just flies straight out of her mouth and sprays everyone in the face.

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 * Tracey: Phat.

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 * Charley: I'm a South-east London it-girl

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 * Sam and Amanda:Crringge.

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 * Brian: I'd give my left bollock for a kebab right now!

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 * Charley:At the end of the day...

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 * Charley: I'm not being funny or nothing but...

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 * Gerry: I have watched an awful lot of documentaries so I'm good with noises

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 * Amanda:I hate spiders...but I wonder if I'd be scared if they were pink?

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 * Brian: Politics is show business for ugly people.

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 * Laura: I don't want to be hungry this week.

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 * Charley:I cant pretend I'm intelligent.

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 * Tracey: I don't do make-up, I'm trace!

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 * Chanelle: I can't help it if I've got a natural curl to my hair

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 * Ziggy: It's not you, it's me.

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 * Chanelle:(To Charley) Don't spit all over yourself you scruffy little slut.

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 * Shabnam I can hear booing.

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 * GerryDon't boo me wolves.

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 * CharleyThis is when the party begins, I promise you now.

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 * Laura(To liam) Who's the daddy.

Celebrity Big Brother 6

 * Davina McCall: Ladies and Gentlemen, the ego's have landed.

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 * Audience cheering to the vote: Mini Me, Marry Me!

Big Brother 10

 * Get Bea Out! [Chants the crowd]
 * Get Bea Out! [Chants the crowd]

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 * Davina McCall: Big Brother house, this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear. [All of housemates], The Lines are closed, the votes have been counted and verified and i can now reveal that the tenth person to be evicted from the big brother house is...

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 * Lisa: It's gonna be me!
 * [LISA STANDS UP AS IF ABOUT TO BE EVICTED]
 * Davina McCall: ...Hira! It's time now to say your goodbyes, I'm coming to get you!

General

 * Davina McCall: Big Brother house, this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear. [Names of Nominated Housemates], The Lines are closed, the votes have been counted and verified and i can now reveal that the [n]th person to be evicted from the big brother house is...

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 * Big Brother: This is Big Brother - Big Brother

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 * Big Brother: Could/Would (name of housemate) come to the diary room?

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 * Big Brother: Would (name of housemate) come to the diary room immediately?

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 * Davina McCall: It's time now to say your goodbyes, I'm coming to get youǃ

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 * Colin Murray: If I was being punched repeatedly in the face and someone offered to let me watch Big Brother, I'd stay getting punched in the face.