Big Momma's House 2

Big Momma's House 2 is a 2006 American crime comedy film and the sequel to Big Momma's House. The film was directed by John Whitesell, based on the characters created by Darryl Quarles from the original film. The film was released theatrically on January 27, 2006 and was critically panned as critics felt that a sequel was unnecessary. Unlike the original, the film is more family friendly compared to the original film's more mature target demographic. The film was not well received by film critics, scoring 6% at Rotten Tomatoes.

Quotes

 * Malcolm: [to Andrew] Boy you are 2 kinds of crazy.


 * Leah Fuller: If you'd checked the schedule, you would've seen that Carrie had a violin lesson, and Andrew had tutoring.
 * Malcolm: Tutoring? He's only 2 years old.


 * Carrie Fuller: Look! Big Momma even made Poncho happy!


 * Big Momma: What do we want, Mrs. Fuller?
 * Leah Fuller: Umm... more butt?


 * Big Momma: [after giving Poncho tequila] Go on and get your tilt on.


 * Molly: [in response to Big Momma's breakfast] It's like out of a magazine.


 * Stewart: What do you think I'm trying to do, get free HBO? This stuff's hard!


 * Mall Old Man: [to Malcolm as he's hiding from his wife in the mall] Been there.

 [last lines]
 * Malcolm: You never know when Big Momma might show up again!


 * Big Momma: This is a family beach, not Chip and Dales.


 * Big Momma: Girl, you got a mean streak in you, and God don't like ugly.


 * Oshima': I'm, uh, going to have to wand you.
 * Big Momma: Wand me? Well, wand on. Find what you're looking for? [wand squeaking] Tha-That's underwire.
 * Oshima: Yeah.
 * Big Momma: Keeping these fun bags off the floor is a full-time job.


 * Big Momma: Ooh! We got a rusher! Oh, my goodness! Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pig's feet.
 * Fuller's Secretary, Lucy: You're going to change his diaper right here?
 * Big Momma: Uh, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up.
 * Fuller's Secretary, Lucy: Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.


 * Big Momma: Boy, you must be stuck on stupid!


 * Kevin: Uh, okay, this is, uh, Agent Keneally. Please advise, I just made BM in the back of a cab.
 * Liliana Morales: Uh, you did what in the back of the cab?
 * Kevin: Big Momma! I just made Big... I saw Big Momma in the back of a cab, and now I'm going to get VD... Visual data. I'm going... Never mind.


 * Big Momma: I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma everybody calls me Big Momma.

Cast

 * Martin Lawrence as FBI Agent Malcolm Turner/Big Momma
 * Nia Long as Sherry Pierce Turner
 * Zachary Levi as Kevin Keneally
 * Mark Moses as Tom Fuller
 * Emily Procter as Leah Fuller
 * Kat Dennings as Molly Fuller
 * Chloë Grace Mortez as Carrie Fuller
 * Marisol Nichols as Liliana Morales
 * Jascha Washington as Trent Pierce Turner