Big Shots (TV series)

Big Shots (2007–2008) is an American comedy-drama television series, airing on ABC, about the lives and loves of four business executive friends.

Pilot [1.01]

 * Brody: Let's just say, when it comes to sex. She's the man.


 * Duncan: Men. We're the new women.


 * Marla: What kind of man would be so deceitful as to lie to the woman he’s cheating on his wife with?


 * Duncan: [about Cameron] She's belligerent and headstrong. You can't tell her a thing.
 * Lisbeth: You should be happy. Proof that she's yours.


 * Cameron: [regarding his drink] That's your third, you know?'
 * Duncan: I didn't know you were keeping score.
 * Cameron: I didn't know you needed to get loaded to face your own daughter.
 * Duncan: You should try facing her, you'd get loaded too.


 * Brody: [about Lisbeth] Maybe you should remarry her?
 * Duncan: Right, then sex in the wine cellar becomes "Don't touch me I'm exfoliating."

Tall Dark and Hairless [1.02]

 * Duncan: [to Brody] What kind of world do we live in, women are more men than we are?


 * Karl: It took an affair with a lunatic to get me to appreciate my wife.


 * Brody: It's impressive Karl; the first man in history actually has to break up with his wife and his girlfriend.

The Good, The Bad, and the Really Ugly [1.03]

 * Karl: Look, I know it sounds crazy but it’s taken my mistress to help me remember how great my wife is. And now that I have, I won’t let anything spoil it.


 * Sara: [about the red Ferrari] Mid life crisis or divorce?
 * James: Oh, that obvious huh? [Sara nods] Yeah, well… guilty as charged, recently separated.
 * Sara: Well, I’ve been there, first stage is always hardest.
 * James: There are stages?
 * Sara: First stage, wondering if you gonna survive. Second stage, wondering if you’re going to spend the rest of your life alone and third stage, wondering why you didn’t get a divorce sooner.

Three's a Crowd [1.04]

 * Terrence: A word of warning, I never lose.
 * Duncan: First time for everything.


 * Karl: How can things be worse than listening to my ex-mistress have sex with a guy who I thought was gay?


 * Wendy: We are so lucky we have each other. Marla has no one.
 * Karl: Unless you count her multiple personalities.


 * James: Hey I’m a busy guy. Head of a major corporation, I see my kids almost every weekend. Who has time to date?
 * Duncan: Who said anything about dating? Relationships come in all forms; some last fifteen years and end very badly, some last fifteen minutes and end very, very happy.

Greatest Amerimart Hero [1.05]

 * Karl: The truth, so crazy it just may work.


 * Cameron: [to Duncan] You work thirty hours a day, fifteen days a week and you still have time to cheat on mom?

Car Trouble [1.06]

 * Lisbeth: I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot! What was I thinking? Duncan Collinsworth loves himself far too much to kill himself.


 * Karl: Are you really serious about this? You want Marla to carry our baby.
 * Wendy: You’d rather our child be carried by someone we don’t know?
 * Karl: No… but I’d rather it not be carried by someone with the emotional stability of Britney Spears.


 * Lisbeth: [to Duncan] You… you’re like a drug to me. You make me feel amazing for an hour or for a weekend. And then you let me down and I come crashing back to reality. I’m a forty year old woman; it’s time for me to quit chasing that fairytale.


 * Duncan: [to Cameron about hiring Zack] This is who you hired? Where'd you find him, Facebook?


 * Duncan: How can sex ever end badly?
 * Karl: Maybe not for you, but believe me, I found a way.

Who's Your Daddy [1.07]

 * Marla: Please tell me you're locking the door.
 * Karl: I...I...I can't work under these conditions. How am I supposed to make a baby with my wife popping in and out of the room?

The Way We Weren't [1.08]

 * Lisbeth: [to Duncan] Wait a second. What the hell was that? You cannot go around punching people in the face; especially people I’m about to marry.

Cast

 * Dylan McDermott - Duncan Collinsworth
 * Michael Vartan - James Walker
 * Christopher Titus - Brody Johns
 * Joshua Malina - Karl Mixworthy
 * Paige Turco - Lisbeth
 * Jessica Collins - Marla
 * Peyton List - Cameron Collinsworth
 * Amy Sloan - Wendy Mixworthy
 * Nia Long - Katie Graham