Boobs in the Woods

Boobs in the Woods is a 1950 animated Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon, released in January 1950 (Re-Issued in 1958 in the opening as a Blue Ribbon Merrie Melodies short), directed by Robert McKimson, and starring Daffy Duck and Porky Pig.
 * Directed by Robert McKimson. Produced by Edward Selzer. (uncredited) Story by Warren Foster.

Daffy Duck

 * [singing, to the tune of "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"] ♪ Oh, people call me Daffy. They think that I am goony. ♪
 * ♪ Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney. ♪
 * ♪ Oh, when they say I'm nutsy, It sure gives me a pain. ♪
 * ♪ Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain. ♪
 * ♪ Oh, you can't bounce a meatball. Though try with all your might. ♪
 * ♪ Ah, turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite. ♪
 * ♪ Good evening, friends. ♪


 * No. I don't want my lake painted. [He wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth] The mountains are okay, I don't own them. [He leaves Porky, just temporarily]
 * I'm the old man of the mountains! [wiping the mountains off of Porky's painting] And I don't want them painted!
 * I like him, he's crazy!
 * Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!
 * Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.
 * Aha! Not married eh? Well, uh, [jumping into Porky's arms] whaddya say you and me go steady?
 * [wearing a catcher's uniform, catching the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em! [throwing the rock back to Porky] He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im! [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him. Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!
 * [as Porky is using Daffy as his car motor] He's got no right to do this to me! [A license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] What a revolting development this is.

Porky Pig

 * Okay, may I please paint your lake?
 * [angrily] Ooh!
 * [After ripping the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you.
 * Gosh, they're sure strict around here.
 * There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!
 * G-g-gosh no, I'm not married.
 * [stuttering, as he begins to speak, throwing a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!
 * [sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m... [He then slides into a mud puddle] ...Mud.
 * [using Daffy as his car motor] When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned.

Dialogue

 * Daffy Duck: [singing, to the tune of "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"] ♪ Oh, people call me Daffy. They think that I am goony. ♪
 * ♪ Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney. ♪
 * ♪ Oh, when they say I'm nutsy, It sure gives me a pain. ♪
 * ♪ Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain. ♪
 * ♪ Oh, you can't bounce a meatball. Though try with all your might. ♪
 * ♪ Ah, turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite. ♪
 * ♪ Good evening, friends. ♪


 * [Porky is painting a lake]
 * Daffy Duck: Lake?
 * Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.
 * Daffy Duck: That lake?
 * Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.
 * Daffy Duck: That's my lake.
 * Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.
 * Daffy Duck: You can't go around painting other people's property! At least have the decency to ask me if you can paint it!
 * Porky Pig: Okay, may I please paint your lake?
 * Daffy Duck: No. I don't want my lake painted. [He wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth] The mountains are okay, I don't own them. [He leaves Porky, just temporarily]
 * Porky Pig: [angrily] Ooh!
 * Daffy Duck: [returning, dressed in an old man's clothes] Hey there, sonny.
 * Porky Pig: And who are you?
 * Daffy Duck: I'm the old man of the mountains! [wiping the mountains off of Porky's painting] And I don't want them painted!
 * Porky Pig: [ripping the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you.
 * [Porky then laughs diabolically, after this remark]
 * Daffy Duck: I like him, he's crazy!


 * Daffy Duck: Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!
 * [Daffy walks off screen and returns, wearing an executioner's black hood and brandishing an ax. Porky lays his neck on the tree stump]
 * Porky Pig: Gosh, they're sure strict around here.


 * Daffy Duck: Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.


 * Porky Pig: There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!


 * Daffy Duck: Have you a marriage license?
 * Porky Pig: G-g-gosh no, I'm not married.
 * Daffy Duck: Aha! Not married eh? Well, uh, [jumping into Porky's arms] whaddya say you and me go steady?


 * Porky Pig: [stuttering, as he begins to speak, throwing a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!
 * Daffy Duck: [wearing a catcher's uniform, catching the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em! [throwing the rock back to Porky] He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im! [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him. Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!
 * Porky Pig: [sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m... [He then slides into a mud puddle] ...Mud.


 * [Porky is using Daffy as his car motor and closing lines, also]
 * Daffy Duck: He's got no right to do this to me! [A license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] What a revolting development this is.
 * Porky Pig: When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned.
 * [The closing line and remark, before Closing Credits' sign appears]

Voice cast

 * Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Daffy Duck / Car Noises.