Buck Privates Come Home

Buck Privates Come Home is a 1947 American film about two ex-soldiers who return from overseas.
 * Directed by Charles Barton. Written by John Grant, Frederic I. Rinaldo, and Robert Lees.

They're Out of the Army! (taglines)

Dialogue

 * Bill Gregory: That's my car, hey Slick, who's racing my car?
 * Slicker Smith: I don't know, I'll ask Herbie... Herbie? Herbie can't drive!


 * Sylvia Hunter: You love your uncle Herbie, don't you?
 * Yvonne 'Evie' LeBrec: Oh yes, I'd marry him if I was a little bigger and he was a little littler.


 * [Losing his temper, Collins has chased Herbie onto the street wearing only his long underwear]
 * Police Captain: I think you forgot your gloves, patrolman!
 * Officer Collins: I was chasing one of those peddlers, Captain. He was in my bed!
 * Police Captain: And then he got up and he put on your pants?
 * Officer Collins: Yes, sir...I mean, NO SIR!! I was so excited, I forgot! I'll put em' on right away.
 * Police Captain: That'll be fine, Collins. [Pause] Oh, and Collins, don't bother putting on your shoes. Because where I am transferring you, the grass will be SO HIGH...nobody will even NOTICE your feet!

Taglines

 * They're Out of the Army!

Cast

 * Bud Abbott — Slicker Smith
 * Lou Costello — Herbie Brown
 * Tom Brown — Bill Gregory
 * Joan Shawlee — Sylvia Hunter
 * Donald MacBride — Police Captain
 * Nat Pendleton — Officer Collins