Bugs Bunny's 3rd Movie: 1001 Rabbit Tales

 is a 1982 Merrie Melodies film with a compilation of classic Warner Bros. cartoon shorts (many of which have been abridged) and animated bridging sequences, hosted by Bugs Bunny.

Bugs Bunny's Creature Features

Bugs Bunny

 * I'd like to see him eeh-ooh-aah-ooh and but his way outta this one! [laughs] Maybe, I should've sold him a couple of books for the kid. Oh well.
 * Here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat!
 * [sung] I dream of Genie, she's a light brown hare.
 * You want me to tell stories to that? I'd rather throw peanuts at it.

Daffy Duck

 * Since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave?
 * What a way for a duck to travel, underground.

Old Storyteller

 * I was once a human being, but that rotten kid in there was my undoing. He doesn't need a storyteller, he needs an exorcist!

Tweety

 * I thought I taw a itty, bitty putty tat!

Sylvester, Jr.

 * Whoever heard of a cat eating porridge? Why can't we have a mouse like other pussycats?

Dialogue

 * Bugs Bunny: Let me tell you a story about a singing frog
 * Prince Abadaba: A FROG? But frogs don't sing!
 * Bugs Bunny: [whispers] This one did...


 * Sylvester, Jr.: I don't like porridge! I want a mouse!
 * Sylvester: You'll eat your porridge and like it!
 * Sylvester, Jr.: I'll eat it. But I won't like it!


 * Prince Abadaba: What happened to Goldilocks?
 * Bugs Bunny: She's serving time in Tehachapi for breaking in and entering. Now that's the last story and there ain't no more.

Prince Abadaba: Oh yes there is.

Bugs Bunny: Oh no there ain't.

Prince Abadaba: Oh yes there is.

Bugs Bunny: Oh no there ain't.

Prince Abadaba: Oh yes there is

Bugs Bunny: Oh no there ain't.

Yosemite Sam: Oh yes there is.

Bugs Bunny: Well there are some more.

Cartoons

 * Cracked Quack
 * Apes of Wrath
 * Wise Quackers
 * Ali Baba Bunny
 * Tweety and the Beanstalk
 * Bewitched Bunny
 * Little Red Rodent Hood
 * A Sheep in the Deep
 * Red Riding Hoodwinked
 * Goldimouse and the Three Cats
 * The Pied Piper of Guadalupe and Mexican Boarders
 * One Froggy Evening
 * Aqua Duck

Cast

 * - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig,, Sylvester, , , Tweety Bird, Rover, Hassan, Big Bad Wolf, Genie, Beanstalk Giant, Elvis Gorilla (also archive footage)
 * - Witch Hazel (archive footage)
 * - (archive footage)
 * - Granny, Mother Gorilla, Goldimouse (archive footage)
 * - Old Storyteller
 * - Prince Abba-Dabba