Candi (webcomic)

Candi is a webcomic written and drawn by Starline X Hodge.

2004

 * Candi: Some people need coffee to wake up...I need a sugar rush!
 * 07/05/2004, Chocolate Milk


 * Alex: It's a bit nipply out today.
 * Candi: Just a titty bit.
 * Alex: We breast be going inside then.
 * 11/19/2004, Cold

2005

 * Alex: I just don't think you're "wife" material yet.
 * 01/31/2005, Not Saying


 * Matt: Someone didn't have enough caffeine this morning.
 * 07/18/2005, Why?


 * Candi: I've always wanted to be a silhouette.
 * 12/22/2005

2006

 * Laura: They're called breasts, and they are far more powerful than these IDs you speak of.
 * 04/10/2006


 * Rebecca: I don't have death fangs...claws maybe.
 * 06/12/2006


 * Candi: You can't wear that now. The sexy police will show up.
 * 08/11/2006

2007

 * Jon: This is all the squirrel mafia's fault.
 * 01/25/2007


 * Candi: I'm sorry. Would you like to squish a marshmallow?
 * 07/05/2007


 * Candi: Have you tried to apologize?
 * Trevor: I got blue balls the last time I tried that.
 * 10/03/2007

2008

 * Rebecca: This is just silly. You can't train cats to do tricks.
 * Jon: I think I'm expert at taming pussies.
 * 03/12/2008

2009

 * Trevor: It's a passive aggressive revenge, for sure.
 * 03/10/2009


 * Trevor: If I have to deal with my "Daddy Issues", I might as well take advantage of the perks.
 * 06/05/2009