Carry On Cruising

Carry On Cruising is a 1962 film  from the Carry On series of films. The situation is that of a cruise ship, with interplay between the crew and passengers.

Wilfred Haines, Ship's Cook

 * I've never seen eggs cracked more conscientiously. Or slowly. Speed, man! Speed is the essence. Do it the Haines way. Lift...and drop.

Captain Crowther

 * Now, then. I am going to be blunt and make some very cutting remarks.


 * They can't do this to me! Changing the barman? It's like ripping out the engine!

First Officer Marjoriebanks

 * We understand each other. With some difficulty, but we do understand each other.

Cast

 * Sid James - Captan Crowther
 * Kenneth Williams - First Officer Marjoriebanks
 * Lance Percival - Chef Wilfred Haines