Cars Toons

Cars Toon: Mater's Tall Tales is an American series of computer animated short films or Cars Toons by Pixar.

Mater
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 * If I am lying, I am crying.
 * You was there, too.

Rescue Squad Mater

 * Lightning McQueen: Mater, I cannot believe you were a fire truck.
 * Mater: Well, don't you remember? For Pete's sake, you was there, too.


 * Car #1: Look out, it's gonna blow!


 * Mater: Get him to hospital, fast! He's overheated!
 * Ambeline: On my way!

El Materdor

 * Lightning: Hey look, bulldozers.

Heavy Metal Mater

 * Lightning McQueen: You were Heavy Metal Mater?
 * Mater: No, we was Heavy Metal Mater.

Monster Truck Mater

 * I-Screamer: I'm gonna make you scream!
 * [Mater shrieks, bell dongs and he hides himself]
 * I-Screamer: Huh? Where did he go?
 * Mater: [in child's voice] Excuse me, mister? Can I have one double dipped dipstick sundae please?
 * I-Screamer: Eh? Oh, sure. That's a very popular flavor. [Mater hooks him and gets spun around, laid upside]


 * [after Dr. Frankenwagon's monster shows up and comes alive]
 * Ring Announcer: IT'S ALIVE!!
 * Mater: I'm dead.

Moon Mater

 * Lightning McQueen: Whoa, check out that moon.

Time Travel Mater

 * Lizzie: Good morning, race car. Morning, tow truck. Good morning, Stanley.
 * Lightning McQueen: So, Mater, when did Lizzie and Stanley meet?

Bugged
is a lol

The Radiator Springs 500 ½
Lightning McQueen: You just insulted the wrong town. Looks like this leisurely drive just turned into A RACE.