Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue

Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue is a 1990 American animated drug-abuse prevention television special starring many of the popular cartoon characters from American weekday, Sunday morning, and Saturday morning television at the time of the film's release.
 * Directed by Milton Gray, Marsh Lamore, Bob Shellhorn, Mike Svayko, and Karen Peterson.

Drugs don't stand a chance against these guys! (taglines)

Dialogue

 * [Michael sees himself on his deathbed]
 * Michael: It's- it's me. This is my future?
 * Daffy Duck: It is if you don't get off those drugs!
 * [Some cartoon characters visit and help Michael]
 * Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: You use, you lose!
 * Baby Piggy: Listen to us! We care about you, Mikey!
 * Bugs Bunny: What's up, doc, is your life, if you don't cut it out.
 * Kermit: There's nothing cool about a fool on drugs!
 * Huey, Dewey, Louie: [altogether] Just believe in yourself!
 * Michaelangelo: Yeah! You're excellent just the way you are! Without drugs!
 * Michael: [scared] HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
 * [A door back to Michael's room appears in front of him and the characters]


 * Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: [after emerging from a picture frame on Corey's dresser after her piggy bank is stolen] You wanna help track down the thief, Garfield?
 * Garfield: [is a lamp] Hey, going through life with a blue lampshade is work enough. Wake me when the lasagna comes.
 * Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: [yanks the lamp attachment off Garfield] Let me rephrase that: do you wanna help, or do you wanna be lunch?
 * Garfield: [salutes and climbs off the dresser] My luck to be stuck on a dresser with a pushy alien.


 * Theodore: What's all this for?
 * Alvin: Either someone's conducting a major chemistry experiment, or this is a serious no-no.
 * Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: Toto, something tells me we're not in cartoon territory anymore.


 * Michael: [Alf shows Michael what he will look like in the future, via a mirror] Who is that?
 * Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: Well, it's not Freddy Krueger. This is you. Pretty pitiful, huh?


 * [Bugs takes out a blue block with a red button on it. He presses it and drops it on the ground. It turns into a time machine]
 * Michael: A time machine?
 * Bugs Bunny: I borrowed it from some coyote.


 * Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: That kid's got a one-way ticket to Nowheresville.
 * Theodore: Simon suspects drugs.
 * Pooh: Oh, my!
 * Slimer: Ooh! That's bad news!
 * Alvin: Michael needs our help!
 * Slimer: Then let's help him!


 * [Michael and Smoke have fallen through an open manhole into a sewer. They see Michaelangelo of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
 * Michaelangelo: Cowabunga, dude! How did you ever get so totally cool?
 * Michael: What are we doing down here?
 * Michaelangelo: Like, you fell through a radical hole, dude! You could've avoided it, but you weren't thinking. Come to think of it, that's a lot of your problem.
 * Michael: What problem?
 * Michaelangelo: Drugs, bud. Your brain must be, like, really messed up.


 * Michael: [throwing the drugs away] Corey! Don't you ever, EVER, ever do this stuff!
 * Corey: But you did it!
 * Michael: I was a dope. I was wrong.
 * Corey: Then stop! Please, Michael.
 * Michael: I don't know if I can.
 * Smoke: Face it, kid. We're buddies for life, whether you like it or not.
 * Corey: You don't have to quit on your own. Talk to Mom and Dad! They'll help! I'll help!
 * Smoke: Listen to me, Mikey.
 * Michael: I think I've listened to you long enough.
 * [He throws Smoke out a window, sending him into a garbage truck]
 * Smoke: [last words before his defeat] You can't get rid of me this easy! I'll be back, and you can bet on it!
 * Michael: He's right, you know. He will try to come back.
 * Corey: And when he gets here, we'll be ready for him. Right, guys?
 * All Cartoons: [on a poster] Right!
 * Pooh: [Michael frees Pooh from the cabinet] Oh! Oh thank goodness! I thought I was going to miss something important.
 * [He jumps his way to the poster and magically joins the other cartoons]
 * Michael: C'mon, sis. Let's go talk to Mom and Dad.

Taglines

 * Drugs don't stand a chance against these guys!
 * Smoke: Well, you look like three fine lads. You know, I might have something here you'd like to try. Something to make you feel real good.
 * Huey: (singing) There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no.
 * Dewey: No thanks!
 * Huey: No way!
 * Baby Kermit: Better learn a few and take 'em wherever you go.
 * Dewey: No dice!
 * Louie: No sir!
 * Kermit: If your pal says, "Let's get high".
 * Garfield: Here's a practical reply.
 * Tigger: Go ahead, let it fly, spit right in his eye and say.
 * Pooh, Tigger, Huey and Dewey: No!
 * Chipmunks: There's a million international ways to say nope.
 * Hefty Smurf: Those drugs are so boring.
 * Chipmunks: All around the world the smart guys are giving up dope.
 * Kermit: I've been training for football.
 * Baby Gonzo: In Berlin, they just say "nein".
 * ALF: And they tell me that﻿ works fine.
 * ALF, Tigger, Huey, Dewey and Louie: Cause the bottom line's to show your spine and say no.
 * Garfield: Now you could say beat it, get lost, get out of my face with that stuff.
 * ALF: But that could be tactless. You may prefer cool, like this:
 * Kermit: I'll catch you guys later, okay?
 * Michelangelo: I've got too much homework. It's rough.
 * Gonzo: I'm late for my baseball game and I'll miss my ride.
 * Tigger: My kid sister needs me.
 * ALF: Her hamster died.
 * Piggy: Gotta hurry home.
 * Winnie The Pooh: There's no time to kill.
 * Tigger: So I'll catch you﻿ later.
 * Michelangelo and Piggy: Like heck I will!
 * Chipmunks: There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no.
 * Pooh: Ah-choo! Guess I'm allergic.
 * Garfield: And a good excuse is something you never outgrow.
 * Piggy: It's bad for my complexion.
 * Kermit: When your pals say, "Let's get wrecked!"
 * Dewey: Muster up your self-respect.
 * Michelangelo: Go on, push eject, protect yourself.
 * Michelangelo, Huey, Dewey and Louie: Get up and go!
 * Tigger: Be the first one on your block to say.
 * ALF: "Eh, forget it, doc".
 * Chipmunks: Try a couple of those wonderful ways to say no.
 * Piggy: But you forgot one! Wait!
 * Hewey, Dewey and Louie (Michelangelo just lip-syncs): There's a million zillion wonderful ways to say no.
 * Piggy: Stand back, and I'll demonstrate!
 * All: There's a million jillion wonderful ways to say... (Piggy: HI-YAH!) no!

Voice cast

 * Ross Bagdasarian - Alvin, Simon
 * Jeff Bergman - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck
 * Townsend Coleman - Dad, Michaelangelo
 * Wayne Collins - Additional Voices
 * Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh, Tigger
 * Joey Dedio - The Dealer
 * Paul Fusco - ALF
 * Danny Goldman - Brainy Smurf
 * Georgi Irene - Additional Voices
 * Janice Karman - Theodore


 * Aaron Lohr - Additional Voices
 * Jason Marsden - Michael
 * Don Messick - Papa Smurf
 * Lorenzo Music - Garfield
 * Laurie O'Brien - Mom, Baby Piggy
 * Lindsay Parker - Corey
 * George C. Scott - Smoke
 * Russi Taylor - Baby Gonzo, Huey, Dewey, and Louie
 * Frank Welker - Slimer, Hefty Smurf, Baby Kermit