Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (film)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is a 2005 British-American musical family film about a young boy who wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker.
 * Directed by Tim Burton. Written by John August, based on the 1964 novel by Roald Dahl.

Oompa-Loompas are crazy for Coco-Beans taglines

Willy Wonka

 * Good morning, starshine. The Earth says hello.
 * Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. Enjoy.

Dialogue

 * Joe: Wouldn't it be something, Charlie, to open a bar of candy and find a Golden Ticket inside?
 * Charlie: I know. But I only get one bar a year. For my birthday.
 * Mrs. Bucket: Well, it's your birthday next week.
 * Josephine: You have as much chance as anybody does.
 * George: Balderdash. The kids who're going to find the Golden Tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day. Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance.
 * Josephine: Everyone has a chance, Charlie.
 * George: Mark my words. The kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat!
 * [We cut to Augustus Gloop at the butcher shop in Germany]


 * Mike: [in the middle of playing a video game] DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!!!


 * George: There's plenty of money out there. They print more every day. But this ticket - There are only five of them in the whole world, and that's all there's ever going to be. Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money. Are you a dummy?
 * Charlie: No, sir.
 * George: Then get that mud off your pants. [gives two thumbs up] You've got a factory to go to!
 * [Charlie smiles]


 * Charlie: Mr. Wonka, why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa-Loompa song? Unless they-
 * Wonka: Improvisation is a parlor trick. Anyone can do it. [turns to Violet] You, little girl, say something. Anything.
 * Violet: Chewing gum.
 * Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most. See? Exactly the same.
 * Mike: No, it isn't.
 * Wonka: Uh, you really shouldn't mumble because I can't understand a word you're saying.


 * Wonka: You're all quite short, aren't you?
 * Violet: Well, yeah, we're children.
 * Wonka: Well, that's no excuse, I was never as short as you.
 * Mike: You were once.
 * Wonka: Was not! Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.


 * Mr. Salt: [about the squirrels taking Veruca] Where are they taking her?
 * Wonka: Where all the other bad nuts go, to the garbage chute.
 * Mr. Salt: Where does the chute go?
 * Wonka: To the incinerator. But don't worry, we only light it on Tuesdays.
 * Mike: Today is Tuesday.
 * Wonka: Well, there's always a chance they decided not to light it today.


 * [Wonka, Charlie, Mike, Mr. Teevee, and Grandpa Joe are whizzing downward through the Exploding Candy Room in the Great Glass Elevator]
 * Mike: Why is everything here completely pointless?
 * Charlie: Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.
 * [Wonka smiles endearingly]
 * Mike: It's stupid.
 * [Wonka has a flashback with having a heated row with his father]
 * Wilbur: [speaking through Mike] Candy is a waste of time. [cut to the Wonka house] No son of mine is going to be a chocolatier!
 * Young Willy: [enraged] Then I'll run away, to Switzerland! Bavaria! The candy capitals of the world!
 * Wilbur:: Go ahead. But I won't be here when you come back.
 * [Young Willy leaves the house out of anger, walks through a bunch of flags, and runs into a security guard]
 * Security Guard: Sorry son, but we are closing for the night. [reveals that it was just a mall store called ‘Flags Of The World’. Young Willy comes back and finds out that his house is missing, as he stares at it in shock]


 * Wonka: Oh, thank heavens, he's completely unharmed.
 * Mr. Teavee: Unharmed? What are you talking about?!
 * Mike: [in high-pitched voice] Just put me back in the other way.
 * Wonka: There is no other way. It's television, not telephone. It's quite a difference.

Cast

 * Charlie Bucket - Freddie Highmore
 * Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp
 * Grandpa Joe - David Kelly
 * Mrs. Bucket - Helena Bonham Carter
 * Mr. Bucket - Noah Taylor
 * Mrs. Scarlett Beauregarde - Missi Pyle
 * Mr. Salt - James Fox
 * The Oompa-Loompas - Deep Roy
 * Dr. Wilbur Wonka - Christopher Lee
 * Mr. Teavee - Adam Godley
 * Mrs. Gloop - Franziska Troegner
 * Violet Beauregarde - AnnaSophia Robb
 * Veruca Salt - Julia Winter
 * Mike Teavee - Jordan Fry
 * Augustus Gloop - Philip Wiegratz
 * Young Willy Wonka - Blair Dunlop
 * Grandma Georgina - Liz Smith
 * Grandpa George - David Morris
 * Grandma Josephine - Eileen Essell
 * Mrs. Salt - Francesca Hunt
 * Mr. Gloop - Harry Taylor