Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers

Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers (1984) is the sixth feature-length film starring the comedy duo Cheech and Chong. They star as the two brothers in a parody of various film adaptations of the classic Alexandre Dumas novel, The Corsican Brothers.

Louis Corsican

 * I'm so hungry I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it!


 * Tickle your buns with a feather! Aheeee!


 * You ever had a taco? I guess they don't have tacos in France. I remember one time this restaurant I used to work... err... I mean, own. They had a contest to see who could eat the most. I ate 143, and I was still hungry, but they had to close the restaurant.


 * Fuckaire, the only thing I want to say is: you've kept me in a dungeon, and you've beaten me, and you've tortured me, and you even kissed me. And, I want these people to know that the only thing you've really done is make me really, really hungry.

The Evil Fuckaire

 * Don't be a stupid Fuckaire.


 * Believe me, if you weren't a woman, I'd kiss you for that.

Dialogue

 * Louis Corsican: The Evil Fuckaire - he's trisexual!
 * Lucian Corsican: Trisexual?
 * Louis Corsican: Yeah, he'll try anything: men, women, goats, chickens, dogs, mud... anything!


 * Louis Corsican: I'm your brother, Louis.
 * Lucian Corsican: Liar, my brother wasn't Mexican.

Cast

 * Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican
 * Tommy Chong - Lucian Corsican
 * Roy Dotrice - The Evil Fuckaire/Ye Old Jailer
 * Shelby Chong - Princess I
 * Rikki Marin - Princess II
 * Edie McClurg - The Queen
 * Robbi Chong - Princess III
 * Rae Dawn Chong - The Gypsy
 * Kay Dotrice - The Midwife
 * Jennie C. Kos - The Pregnant Mother
 * Martin Pepper - Martin
 * Yvan Chiffre - Tax Collector #1
 * Dan Schwarz - Tax Collector #2
 * Jean-Claude Dreyfus - Marquis Du Hickey
 * Serge Fedoroff - Nostrodamus