Chris Pontius

Chris Pontius (born Christopher Andrew Pontius on July 16, 1974) is an American television personality and stunt performer. He is a member of Jackass and, with Steve-O, co-host of Wildboyz.

Quotes
awake, I wished that he is asleep
 * That was intense. REALLY intense. Well, not really intense. But pretty intense.
 * Jackass 2
 * Today's debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.
 * Jackass 2
 * Water-based lube: Friend or Foe?
 * Jackass 2
 * With a simple shave of the razor Steve-O easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking he's a harmless young boy.
 * Jackass: The Movie
 * Some people just don't know how to party.
 * Jackass: The Movie
 * Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.
 * Jackass: The Movie
 * Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
 * Jackass: The Movie
 * I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
 * Jackass: The Movie
 * I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.
 * [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
 * You look cool, Steve-0.
 * [Butt Piercing- Jackass Episodes]
 * For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.
 * Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
 * I gotta get in term with my sexuality, I gotta know what I'm all about.
 * [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
 * Pedal faster! Come on, there are crocodiles in this water and I hear they'll eat anything - even plastic!
 * [Prostitute Boatrace- Jackass Episodes]
 * They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it.
 * [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
 * There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.
 * [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
 * Hi, I'm bunny the life guard and if there's any life-saving to do I'm the man to do it
 * [The Loop- Jackass Episodes]
 * When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is
 * [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
 * Russian police. Stern, stern but fair
 * [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
 * Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.
 * [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
 * I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.
 * [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
 * My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself."
 * [Tandem biking- Jackass Episodes]
 * Baby's cold.
 * [Rugby- Jackass Episodes]
 * Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!"
 * [Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
 * From my experiments with sexiness, seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.
 * [Directions- Jackass Episodes]
 * Sir, could I trouble you for a kiss?
 * [Renaissance Fair- Jackass Episodes]
 * You're not even Mexican!
 * [Mexican snowboarding- Jackass Episodes]


 * That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
 * [Roller jump- Jackass Episodes]
 * I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.
 * [Alligatoramma- Jackass Episodes]
 * That's not Christian!
 * [Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
 * Steve-O, I don't like the man... he lost!
 * [Stilt boxing- Jackass Episodes]