Clifford the Big Red Dog (2000 TV series)

Clifford the Big Red Dog (2000-2002) is a Pubic Broadcasting Service, Universal Pictures, Right Enterainment, Cataland Productions and MacroVision Qulity Protection in American/British animated children's television series based upon the book series of the same name centering on an extremely large dog and his owner.

My Best Friend / Cleo's Fair Share [1.1]

 * Miss. Spurr: Now, remember, class. Friday, we'll have show-and-tell. You may each bring in something you'd like to share with the rest of the class.
 * Mira: I'm gonna bring in from Colombia.
 * John Joven: Sit Down Breakfast With Tony & You’ll Discover Why It’s Great.
 * Cipriana: [smugly] We Learn Something Every Minute.
 * Miss. Spurr: He Will Help You Create An Avatar The Typer Math Facts Version Of You & Then You. [the ground starts rumbling as Clifford races to the school]
 * Kids: HI MY NAME IS EMILY ELIZABETH & THIS IS CLIFFORD MY BIG RED DOG!
 * Miss. Spurr: Well But One Way Is Chemotherapy.
 * Kids: [laugh as Clifford peeks out the window]
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 * Emily: Clifford, no!

Special Delivery / A Ferry Tale [1.2]

 * John Joven: 👀 out, Jetta!

And Birdy Makes Three / Home Is Where the Fun Is [1.3]

 * Pluto: I know how you feel. When I was a little, tiny 🐶, I couldn't even jump ⬆️ on the 🛋️.

Clifford's Carnival / Clifford's Doggy Reunion [1.4]

 * John Joven: Clifford! It's story time! Today's story is Speckle and the Rainy Day. ☝️ day, Speckle went 🚶‍♀️ in the 🌧️ . He walked past Darnell trying to stay dry. Speckle invited Darnell to join him under his ☂️ . Then, Speckle saw 🌝, and he invited her to join them under the ☂️, too. As they walked by the brook, they spied Ravi and Reba, but, there was no more room under Speckle's ☂️ . So, Speckle invited everyone to 🧗‍♀️ in, and they all floated downstream in their ☂️ 🛥️, 😃 and 😆 together. The end.

The Great Race / Tummy Trouble [1.5]

 * Clifford: Yes.
 * Cleo: Yes.
 * T-Bone: Yes.


 * [Cleo and Clifford recite a jump rope rhyme as Cleo jumps]
 * Dinah and Pluto: Bowser Bites, 😮 a treat! That is 😮 I 👍 to eat! Tummy Yummies 👅 😀! You eat ☝️, and I'll eat eight!

Clifford and the Beanstalk / An Itchy Patch [1.7]

 * John Joven: 😥, 🐮. 👩 says I must sell you. I shall 👩‍🏫 you so.

A New Friend / Stormy Weather [1.8]

 * Mr. Early: It feels 👍 knowing the 📚 is safe.

To Catch a Bird / The Best Party Ever [1.10]

 * Pluto: Emily-Elizabeth would 👎 take her 🏅!
 * John Joven: [to Jetta who accuses her for stealing her metal] I'd never take your 🏅.
 * Mira: You were jealous because 🙌 the spelling contest, so you stole it.

Come Back, Mac / Boo! [1.11]

 * Butch: You should go 🏠, Mac. Jetta is 😟 about you.
 * Pug: I can't go 🏠. 👀.
 * [Mac shows T-Bone, Cleo and Clifford the sweater he accidentally ruined]

Little Clifford / Welcome to Birdwell Island [1.12]

 * Mr. Bradley: Why, hello, Emily-Elizabeth! Come on in and meet all the puppies.


 * Mr. Howard: [finds Clifford in his shoe; laughs] Here he is!
 * Emily-Elizabeth: Thanks, dad.
 * Mr. Howard: This little guy can fit just about anywhere. [tickles Clifford's belly] I hope he doesn't get himself into trouble.


 * Mrs. Howard: Thanks for the bread, Mr. Thompson. How much do I owe you? [opens her purse and Clifford pops out; gasps] Oh, my!


 * Emily-Elizabeth: Clifford, I think you've grown!


 * [Emily-Elizabeth shows her parents how large Clifford's grown]
 * Mr. Howard: Wow! I've never seen anything like it, Emily. That dog is.... huge!


 * Violet Bleakman: T-T-T-That dog is HUGE!
 * Horace Bleakman: And a huge dog means huge trouble!


 * Mr. Howard: There it is, Caroline. The Sea Shell!
 * Mrs. Howard: Oh, isn't it exciting, Mark? Our very own store.
 * Jetta: [walks up with Mac, meeting them for the first time] Hello, I'm Jetta Handover.
 * Mrs. Howard: Pleased to meet you, Jetta.


 * Oscar Owens: Ruff!
 * T-Bone: Ruff!
 * Oscar Owens: ARRR! Oh, hello!
 * Mac: [keeping his mouth smiled] Welcome to Birdwell Island.
 * Clifford the Big Red Dog: [in deeper voice] I'll show around the big places around the island.
 * Oscar Owens: W-W-Well that's great! We did.



Doing the Right Thing / The Dog Who Cried Woof [1.13]

 * T-Bone: [Angrily] We were really worried about you, Cleo. That wasn't nice.
 * Cleo: It was just a joke.




 * Clifford: She is trying to trick us, T-Bone. And after she promised to stop!
 * T-Bone: What should we do?
 * Cleo: CLIFFORD! Hurry! The stinky skunk's got me!




 * Cleo: Aw, man! P-U! That is definitely not a ghost skunk, that is the real thing.




 * Clifford: Swimming's a lot more fun than playing tricks any day.




 * Clifford: Okay. Come on, Cleo, let's go home. Mrs. Diller will be happy to see you.
 * T-Bone: But I bet she won't be happy to smell you.


 * Cleo: Don't worry, guys. I've learned my lesson the stinky way.

Leaf of Absence / Nobody's Perfect [1.14]

 * Charley: [groans in frustration after failing to do "jingly juggling"] I need a shower.

Teacher's Pet / Islander of the Year [1.15]

 * Emily-Elizabeth: My nomine for Birdwell Island of the year is Birdwell's vet, Dr. Din.

Clifford's Big Surprise / The Ears Have It [1.16]

 * Clifford: What a boring day! Nothing to do. Emily busy, no one else is around. Boring, boring, boring. I guess playing alone isn't so bad, after all.


 * T-Bone: I-I don't like this very much! It's so noisy!




 * Clifford the Big Red Dog: I know. I don't like it either.




 * Cleo: Well I don't either. So I'm gonna DO something about it.


 * T-Bone: What are you gonna do, Cleo?


 * Cleo: I'm gonna make noise right back it. Like This! Arooooooooooooooo!


 * T-Bone: [shocked] Whoa!


 * Clifford the Big Red Dog: When something scares you, you can try to scare it right back. Go on, T-Bone, Try it.


 * T-Bone: [using a small howl] Arooo.


 * Cleo: Come on! Let it rip! Aroooooooooooooooooooooo!


 * T-Bone: [Howls back to Cleo] Aroooooooooooooooo!


 * Cleo:, T-Bone: Arooooooooooooooooo! Arooooooooooooooooo!


 * Cleo: Come on, Clifford. Join in!


 * Clifford the Big Red Dog: Okay.


 * [Howling loud]


 * Clifford the Big Red Dog: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


 * Builder: Whoa, Whoa!


 * [as the builders had been shaking with a the nails fall down]

Tough Enough / Stars in Your Eyes [1.17]

 * Vaz: Wow, the stars look even better from down here!

Mac's Secret Dog Club / The Dog Park [1.18]

 * Mac: [while he, Cleo and T-Bone play tug-of-war] Go, Cleo! Go, T-Bone! Go... Cleo!
 * Cleo: Hey, whose side are you on, anyway?
 * Mac: On the winner's side, of course.


 * [The dogs and kids are at Emily's backyard.]
 * Emily-Elizabeth: [Sighs] I wish we could go to the park.
 * Jetta Handover: [Angrily] Me too. That Mr. Bleakman has ruined it for everyone.
 * Mr. Bleakman: [From behind them] Hey. What are you kids doing here?
 * [The dogs and kids turn around and see Mr. Bleakman standing in front of a trash can holding the "No Dogs" sign behind his back.]
 * Emily-Elizabeth: We're sorry, Mr. Bleakman. Are we making too much noise or something?
 * Mr. Bleakman: No. But kids and dogs should at the park– [Uses his left leg to wheel out the trash can from behind him] –on a beautiful day like today. [Drops the "No dogs" sign in the can] Don't you think so?
 * Jetta Handover: [Excitedly] You mean we can go back to the park now, Mr. Bleakman?
 * Emily-Elizabeth: [Excitedly] With our dogs?
 * Mr. Bleakman: That's what parks are for. [Jabs his thumb at the path leading to the park] Now get going.
 * Emily-Elizabeth: [Excitedly] Come on, Clifford, let's go!
 * [The dogs and kids run out of the backward and to the path leading to the park. Clifford returns and licks Mr. Bleakman's face.]
 * Mr. Bleakman: [Happily] Yep. That's what parks are for.

Clifford on Parade / Follow the Leader [1.20]

 * Emily-Elizabeth: I've been thinking, being in the parade alone doesn't really sound like all that much fun.
 * Charley: I know what you mean. The most fun part of being in the parade is doing it together.
 * Emily-Elizabeth: Yeah.


 * Cleo: I think the rules say I get to do 47 things as leader and I've only done eight so far.
 * [T-Bone whines]
 * Clifford: I don't remember that rule.
 * Cleo: Well, that's the way the professionals play it.

The Big Sleepover / Dog for a Day [1.22]

 * Sheriff Lewis: Clifford really missed you last night, Emily-Elizabeth. So we all came down to try to help him get to sleep.


 * Charley: Sometimes, I wish I were a dog.

T-Bone, Dog About Town / Clifford's Big Heart [1.23]

 * Clifford:

Who Me, Jealous? / A Bunny in a Haystack [1.24]

 * Cleo: How come I'm outside, and Susie gets to stay inside with Mrs. Diller?


 * Mrs. Diller: I hope Suzy grows up to be just like you someday, Cleo. [Cleo licks her; laughs] 'Cause I think you're a wonderful girl. And I love you.
 * Cleo: [barks]

New Dog in Town / Get Well [1.27]

 * Clifford: Emily-Elizabeth is sick.

Babysitter Blues / Saturday Morning [1.28]

 * [Clifford repeatedly digs, accidentally covering Mr. Bleakman in sand.]
 * Mr. Bleakman: Will you please dig SOMEWHERE ELSE?!

Best Paw Forward / Then Came Bob [1.29]

 * Bob: I found a lunch bag. [sniffs] I wonder what's in it!

Friends, Morning, Noon, and Night / Mr. Bleakman's Special Day [1.30]

 * Emily-Elizabeth: Hi, Cleo! [pets Cleo] Hello, you sweet little girl.

Welcome To The Doghouse / Promises, Promises [1.32]

 * Emily-Elizabeth: What's everyone doing?
 * Mrs. Howard: They're building Clifford a doghouse.
 * Emily-Elizabeth: They are?

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 * Mrs. Handover: Jetta! Jenny just called.

Clifford's Hiccups / It's My Party [1.33]

 * Cleo: [crying] It's gonna work real soon.
 * Clifford: Hic! Hic! Hic!
 * Cleo: I don't this this is gonna work.
 * Emily: Oh, no! It's Clifford!
 * Clifford: Hic! Hic!

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 * Emily-Elizabeth: Clifford! It's story time! Today story is Speckle and the Windy Day. ( dog woofs )

Clifford Cleans His Room / Baby Makes Four [1.34]

 * Clifford: Emily's mom gave that to me when I was a little puppy.
 * [flashback of Clifford playing with Mrs. Howard's mob]
 * Mrs. Howard: Clifford, are you playing with my mob?
 * Clifford: [barks]

Jetta's Tall Tale / The Big Fetch [1.35]

 * Jetta: Lulu is as big as Clifford!
 * Kids: Who?
 * Jetta: Um, Lulu.

Topsy Turvy Day / Clifford's Charm School [1.38]

 * Ms. Lee: Excuse me, Violet, but when Clifford sits in that spot, he completely blocks the sun!

Blanket Blues / Dino Clifford [1.40]

 * Emily-Elizabeth: [answers the door with Vaz and his big sister's Teresa's shadows on it] Hi, Vaz.
 * Vaz: Hi, Emily-Elizabeth. Do you remember my sister, Teresa?

That's Snow Lie / A Friend in Need [2.1]

 * Emily-Elizabeth: A-Are you okay, Jetta?
 * Jetta: Do I look okay?

Fan Mail / Hooray for Cleo [2.2]

 * Courtney: Hi, Jetta. Nice to meet you.
 * Jetta: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Courtney Amber? [faints]

Nothing to Fur But Fur Itself / Jetta's Project [2.3]

 * Sheriff Lewis: Is this monster movie a little to scary for you, T-Bone?

Stinky Friends / He's Wonderful Mr. Bleakman [2.4]

 * Charley: You guys smell like you've been rolling in stinkweed or something.

Magic in the Air / Everyone Loves Clifford [2.5]

 * Ms. Lee: Oh! Oh, dear. Oh, no!

Clifford Grows Up / Jetta's Sweater [2.6]

 *  Emily-Elizabeth:

Embarrassing Moments / Lucky Charm [2.8]

 * Jetta: Your pants ripped, Vaz! [laughs]

Doggie Detectives / Camping it Up [2.10]

 * K.C.: The first thing Detective Mike usually does is a stakeout.
 * T-Bone: Stakeout? Mmm... I love steak.

Special T-Bone / Jetta's Sneak Peek [2.13]

 * Emily-Elizabeth: It doesn't matter what's in it! A journal is personal, and private! And you shouldn't have read mine!

Vaz Goes Down the Tubes / Cyber Puppy Problems [2.14]

 * Vaz: What's going on? What's wrong with my cedal light disk?

Another Fine Mess / King Mac [2.15]

 * Emily-Elizabeth: Everyone smile and say, "Clean your room"!
 * Jetta, Vaz, & Charley: Huh?

Who Moved My Bone? / Clifford the Pirate King [2.16]

 * Charley: Everyone's here now, dad.
 * Samuel: Aye-aye, captain.

Clifford's Cookie Craving / Jetta's Friend [2.17]

 * Monique: Jetta!
 * Jetta: Monique!
 * Both: It's so good to see you!

Fishing Lessons / No Baths For Cleo [2.18]

 * Charley: Catch anything yet?
 * Emily-Elizabeth: Nope.
 * Charley: Got any nibbles?
 * Emily-Elizabeth: Nope.
 * Charley: Eaten any worms?
 * Emily-Elizabeth: Nope.


 * Cleo: The super-duper submarine. The S.S. Icky Dirty Muddy Dog.

Clifford's Big Heart / Cleo's Valentine Surprise [2.19]

 * Clifford: Wow! This Valentine thing sound great. I've got to find Emily-Elizabeth on Birdwell Island. But, today, is the day you're supposed to show it with something big and red!
 * Emily-Eizabeth: Oh, Clifford! Look at you! You're a big, red Valentine!

( dog woofs )


 * Cleo: Big...
 * T-Bone: And red.
 * Cleo: Clifford really is the perfect Valentine.
 * Emily-Elizabeth: I love you, Clifford, happy Valentine's day!

( dog woofs at 3 times )

The End

A Big Help / The Trouble With Kittens [2.21]

 * Clifford: They sure are cute, but Mr. Bleakman doesn't like anyone to play in his backyard. I'd better tell them to leave.

Doggie Detectives / Camping It Out [2.23]

 * Dan: Wow! Look at all those stars.
 * Charley: It's hard to see them all when we're at home, but out here, it seems like you can see forever!
 * Emily-Elizabeth: I wish Jetta would come join us.
 * Charley: Uh, she's inside watching a video.
 * Vaz: Maybe she'll come out later.
 * Mary: I hope so.

Tie-Dye Clifford / Stage Struck [2.25]

 * Cleo: I'm sure it'll disappear as soon as we put on the fruity, stinky, smelly stuff.


 * Emily-Elizabeth: That's great, Mary.
 * Clifford: [barks]
 * Mary: Oh, mmm, thanks.


 * Dan: Oh, waiter!
 * Charley: Yes?
 * Dan: What's this fly doing in my soup?
 * Charley: Looks like the back stroke!
 * [audience laugh at their comedy]
 * Emily-Elizabeth: That is such a bad joke.
 * Dan: This soup tastes like glue.
 * Charley: Then that must be tomato, RSP tastes like paint.
 * [audience laugh again]
 * Dan: I demand you take this soup back to the cook!
 * Charley: Why? He won't eat it either!
 * [audience laugh some more]

Doghouse Rock / Guess Who's Coming to Birdwell [2.26]
Clifford:

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 * Clifford: [pacing left and right] I wonder if T's found anything. I wonder if he's okay. I wonder if we should go in and check on him.

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 * Clifford: [to T-Bone] Remember, T-Bone: "I can do it."

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 * Clifford: [chuckles] She'll never find me here.

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 * T-Bone: You're me? How could you be me when I'm me?

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 * T-Bone: Right. Come back, you're still half dirty!

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 * T-Bone: Come on, Clifford, last one in is an even more rotten dog biscuit.

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 * Cleo: I wonder if you could stand still for a minute. You're making a hole in the ground!

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 * Cleo: Yeah...but now I'm over it.

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 * Cleo: I was just showing you how not to do a head bop... You see, what happens when you take your eye off the ball.

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 * Cleo: Steak and stew, I see you!

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 * Cleo: Ahem hem. What am I? Chopped kibble?

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 * Cleo: Have I ever steered you wrong?
 * Clifford the Big Red Dog: No, we just met! We never went to Rocky Point for a long time!
 * Cleo: Then, let's go!

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 * Cleo: I guess I was kind of afraid.
 * T-Bone: You were afraid?! Of what?

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 * Sheriff Lewis: Good boy, T-Bone. Emily-Elizabeth, you're under arrest and going to jail.
 * T-Bone: Uh-oh, Sheriff Lewis got Emily-Elizabeth.

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 * Emily-Elizabeth: Do you know any shapes, Clifford?
 * Clifford the Big Red Dog: Uh-uh.
 * Emily-Elizabeth: Are you sure? Can you make a square?
 * [Clifford takes several deep cleansing breaths of air slowly and deeply until his chest gets very big, and then shapes himself into a giant square]

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 * Clifford: Hey, guys. Just remember our people-food rule. If it drops on the ground or it's headed that way.
 * Cleo and T-Bone: It belongs to the dogs and that's okay.

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 * Cleo: You know that shampoo and stuff we found?
 * Clifford the Big Red Dog: Uh-huh.
 * Cleo: Well, I don't think it was shampoo and stuff.

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 * Mrs. Bleakman: A big dog can be a big help.
 * Mr. Bleakman: Humph. I'm just glad we didn't have to ride on his back.

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 * [Cleo and T-Bone climb on Clifford's head]
 * Cleo: I call front!
 * T-Bone: That's my spot!
 * Cleo: You were there last time.
 * T-Bone: Was not!
 * Cleo: Was too!
 * T-Bone: Was not!
 * Cleo: Was too!
 * T-Bone: Was not!
 * Cleo: Okay, we'll take turns. My turn first!

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 * Jetta: You can help me hook up my VCR.
 * Emily-Elizabeth and Mary: VCR?

Film

 * Clifford's Really Big Movie (2004)

Original US Version (2000-2002)

 * John Ritter as Clifford the Big Red Dog.
 * Cree Summer as Cleo and Ms. Diller.
 * Kel Mitchell as T-Bone.
 * Grey DeLisle as Emily Elizabeth Howard and Caroline Howard.
 * Gary LeRoi Gray as Charley (Jamaican with a Jamaican accent)
 * Terrence C. Carson as Samuel (Jamaican with a Jamaican accent)
 * Kath Soucie as Jetta Handover and Mrs. Handover
 * Ulysses Cuadra as Vaz (Mexican with a Mexican accent)
 * Nick Jameson as Sheriff Lewis.
 * Earl Boen as Mr. Bleakman.

UK Re-Dubbed Version (2002)

 * John Ritter as Clifford (Original US remains intact)
 * Cree Summer as Cleo (Original US remains intact) and Mrs. Diller (Reprise and a retain role from the US version)
 * Kel Mitchell as T-Bone (Original US remains intact)
 * Grey DeLisle as Emily Elizabeth Howard (Original US remains intact) and Caroline Howard (Reprise and a retain role from the US version)
 * Gary LeRoi Gray as Charley (Jamaican with a Jamaican accent in a reprise and a retain role from the US version)
 * Terrence C. Carson as Samuel (Jamaican with a Jamaican accent in a reprise and a retain role from the US version)
 * Kath Soucie as Jetta Handeover and Mrs. Handover (Reprise and a retain roles from the American version)
 * Ulysses Cuarda as Vaz (Mexican with a Mexican accent in a reprise and a retain role from the US version)
 * Nick Jameson as Sherrif Lewis (Reprise and a retain role from the American version)
 * Earl Boen as Mr. Bleakman (Reprise and a retain role from the American version)
 * Tom Eastwood as Clifford (UK re-dub)
 * Joanna Ruiz as Emily-Elizabeth Howard (UK re-dub)
 * Regine Candler as Cleo (UK re-dub)
 * Benjamin Small as T-Bone (British re-dub)