Cocaine Bear

 is a 2023 American comedy horror thriller film, loosely based on a true story, about an American black bear that ingested a duffel bag full of cocaine in 1985.
 * Directed by . Written by Jimmy Warden.

Inspired by true events. (taglines)

Sari

 * I'm looking for my daughter.
 * I am taking the fucking children home!

Syd

 * When the plane's going down, the pilot knows where to dump our load and we just go and get it.
 * You left him with me. Do I look like Daddy Daycare Center to you?
 * They are gonna come after me, my family, if I don't get them every penny's worth.
 * I'm not leaving without that cocaine!

Other

 * News Anchor: Millions of dollars worth of cocaine fell from the sky this morning in Knoxville, Tennessee.


 * Eddie: The bear, it fucking did cocaine. A bear did cocaine!


 * Elsa: We have such good luck in nature.


 * Henry: I'd love to not remember this. But it kind of seems like the thing that stays with a man forever.

Dialogue

 * Henry: Have you ever done cocaine?
 * Sari: What? Why do you ask?
 * Henry: Just wondering if it has long term side effects. For the bear, of course, if it just did a little bit.
 * Sari: Well, it could create habit for the bear.
 * Henry: What if it never wanted to do it again?
 * Sari: Oh, then it should be fine. But Mama and Papa bear would be very angry, because drugs, especially cocaine, are very, very bad.
 * Henry: What if they never find out?
 * Sari: Oh, Henry, we always find out.

Cast

 * — Sari
 * — Daveed
 * — Eddie
 * — Henry
 * — Dee Dee
 * — Bob
 * — Ranger Liz
 * Ray Liotta — Syd
 * — Peter
 * Aaron Holiday — Stache
 * — Olaf
 * — Elsa
 * Ayoola Smart — Officer Reba
 * Kahyun Kim — Beth
 * Scott Seiss — Tom

Taglines

 * Inspired by true events.
 * Get in line.