Cops & Robbersons

Cops & Robbersons is a 1994 family-comedy film in which a counterfeiter with a habit of "eliminating" the competition moves in next door to the Robbersons. Two cops move in with the Robbersons for a stakeout.
 * Directed by Michael Ritchie. Written by Bernie Somers.

Jake Stone

 * Don't ever throw a cat on me again.

Dialogue

 * Norman: Do you know what smoking does to you? It stunts your growth, it yellows your teeth and blackens your lungs. Is that what you want? To be a yellow-toothed midget with lung cancer?
 * Kevin: I'm keeping my options open.


 * Jake: You arrested a waiter?
 * Norman: Jake, he was rude.
 * Jake: Norman, you can't arrest people for being rude. If you could, all of New York City would be on Death Row.

Cast

 * Chevy Chase - Norman Robberson
 * Jack Palance - Jake Stone
 * Dianne Wiest - Helen Robberson
 * Robert Davi - Osborn
 * David Barry Gray - Tony Moore
 * Jason James Richter - Kevin Robberson
 * Fay Masterson - Cindy Robberson
 * Miko Hughes - Billy Robberson
 * Richard Romanus - Fred Lutz
 * Sal Landi - Jerry Callahan
 * Jack Kehler - Caniff