Crash Canyon

Crash Canyon is an adult animated sitcom. It tells the story of the community living at the bottom of a canyon. The Wendel family is looking for an original holiday by caravan but their trip ends sooner than expected at the bottom of a canyon in Alberta, Canada.

Pilot

 * (the Wendell family are inside the Roadside Sign Museum)
 * Norm: The guidebook was right. This sign museum is awesome!
 * Sheila: (groans) We'll be in the car!
 * (Norm spots a 'closed' sign)
 * Norm: A closed sign! (laughs) And they're open! It's funny because it's not true!


 * Beverly: You're the new ones! You did this!
 * (clicks her fingers, and Bjorn shows the Wendells the family cat, who has lost her two right legs. She falls sideways onto the floor)
 * Beverly: That's not how a cat is supposed to work! You broke her legs with ... this!
 * (shows the Wendells their license plate)
 * Norm: Our license plate! It must have come off when we fell in! Oh, we're sorry. But, it's an event beyond our control, like Pluto losing its status as a planet or maybe...
 * Beverly: Save it! Princess can't walk on excuses!


 * (Norm and Sheila are inside the Manderbelts' house)
 * Sheila: We have been waiting half an hour. I know because I've counted to ten 1800 times!
 * (the Manderbelts' youngest son, Vaughn, comes in)
 * Norm: Hello there, who are you?
 * Vaughn: I'm Vaughn and you're not!


 * (The Manderbelts' living room. While Sheila is in the bathroom, Norm talks to them.)
 * Norm: If you want, I could help with the cat. I'm an engineer. Part of the team that came up with the FirmShut gate.
 * (Reginald and Beverly stand silently)
 * Norm: It won a Swingy.
 * (Reginald and Beverly remain silent)
 * Norm: The highest honour the gate industry gives.
 * (Reginald and Beverly remain silent)
 * Norm: You guys don't read a lot of gate industry trade magazines, do you?

Confidence Builder

 * Shelia: I hate solar power!
 * Norm: Sorry, honey? I couldn’t hear you. I was shaving.


 * Sarah: This problem affects all of us, like a flash flood or Vernon’s haicheen

Moose on the Loose

 * Shelia: I’m gonna take away that rock and take away your computer privileges after you failed math!
 * Roxy: And I’m gonna go around you like I did by boring a friend’s laptop!


 * Vernon: Hey, my gravy! [gets hit by a stick] Ow!


 * Norm: What was that?
 * Jake: Maybe it’s the moose! If the find it we’ll be heroes!