Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Crazy, Stupid, Love. is a 2011 romantic comedy film about a middle-aged husband whose life changes dramatically when his wife asks him for a divorce. He seeks to rediscover his manhood with the help of a newfound friend, learning to pick up girls at bars.
 * Directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa. Written by Dan Fogelman.

This is Crazy.taglines

Cal

 * I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates.
 * I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one...
 * I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up.

Jacob

 * I'm going to help you find your manhood. Do you have any idea where you might have lost it?
 * I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.
 * The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.

Hannah

 * [to Jacob] Will you take off your shirt... fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!

Emily

 * Is this some kind of a skit? Because I'm lost.

Robbie

 * You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter, Ms. Tafferty? All right. Well, the A they're both wearing - I think it stands for "asshole." Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm sorry about all the "assholes."

Dialogue

 * Cal: How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three.
 * Emily: I want a divorce.
 * Cal: [at the same time] Creme brulee.


 * Jacob: The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.
 * Cal: [carefully looks at himself in the mirror and sighs] Yes, it is.


 * Jacob: [looking at Cal's shoes] Are you Steve Jobs?
 * Cal: What?
 * Jacob: Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?
 * Cal: No.
 * Jacob: Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever.


 * Jacob: Let's talk about how many women you've been with.
 * Cal: Sexually?
 * Jacob: Yeah, no, I mean break-dance fighting.


 * Kate: What do you want to do with me?
 * Cal: I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous!


 * Hannah: [after kissing him passionately] Do you remember me?
 * Jacob: Yeah.
 * Hannah: Do you still find me attractive?
 * Jacob: Yes.
 * Hannah: Do you still want to take me home?
 * Jacob: Yeah.
 * Hannah: Let's go.
 * Hannah: I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.
 * Jacob: Jacob.
 * Hannah: Jacob! Sorry, Jacob...
 * Jacob: Do people still say "bang"?
 * Hannah: I do. And we're gonna bang!
 * Hannah: I do. And we're gonna bang!


 * Robbie: If you love her, then go get her back.
 * Cal: Wow, how old are you?


 * Molly: Um, I'm gonna go watch TV now.
 * Cal: Yeah, that's fine honey, why don't you go do that.
 * Jacob: Yeah, can i come?
 * Molly: No.

Taglines

 * This Is Crazy
 * This Is Stupid
 * This Is Love

Cast

 * Steve Carell - Cal Weaver
 * Ryan Gosling - Jacob Palmer
 * Julianne Moore - Emily Weaver
 * Emma Stone - Hannah Weaver
 * Analeigh Tipton - Jessica Riley
 * Jonah Bobo - Robbie Weaver
 * Joey King - Molly Weaver
 * Karolina Wydra - Jordyn
 * Marisa Tomei - Kate Tafferty
 * Julianna Guill - Madison
 * John Carroll Lynch - Bernie Riley
 * Beth Littleford - Claire Riley
 * Kevin Bacon - David Lindhagen
 * Liza Lapira - Liz
 * Josh Groban - Richard
 * Richard Steven Horvitz - Hardware Store Assistant