Crazy for You (musical)

Crazy For You is a two act tap dancing musical comedy for stage written by Ken Ludwig, featuring music by Ira and George Gershwin.

Bobby

 * [Sung]
 * Bad news go 'way!
 * Call 'round some day
 * In March or May -
 * I can't be bothered now.

Polly

 * [Sung]
 * I got rhythm,
 * I got music,
 * I got my man --
 * Who could ask for anything more?

Dialogue

 * Bobby: I'm here to audition.
 * Zangler: Not now!
 * Bobby: Mr. Zangler! You don't understand. When I go to your office, they throw me out.
 * Zangler: Good. I give them a raise.


 * Irene: We have been engaged for five years. Now when are we getting married?!
 * Bobby: We're not.
 * Irene: Of course we are.
 * Bobby: Oh no we're not.
 * Irene: Don't be ridiculous. I have the wedding all planned. The guest list is up to nine hundred.
 * Bobby: Great. Big crowd. You won't even miss me.


 * Lank: Mister. Do you see this gun?
 * Bobby: Ya?
 * '''Lank: It tends to have a mind of its own.
 * Bobby: [Looks at the gun, then at Lank] Vun out of two ain't bad.


 * Eugene: In our part of the world we have a few sayings for this sort of thing.Stiff Upper Lip.
 * Patricia!: Chin Up!


 * Bobby: [As Zangler, upon arriving in Deadrock to put on a show] So. Who vould like to audition?
 * [No response]
 * Bobby: To be in show.
 * [No response]
 * Bobby: To vork with girls.
 * Cowboys: [Erupting immediately] Yes sir! O-kay! Now you're talkin'!


 * Lank: You are close to an idiot!
 * [Bobby looks at him, then takes a giant step away]
 * Lank: That isn't funny.


 * Everett: Invest in something. Start a --- casino.
 * Lank: Don't be stupid! Who would come to Nevada to gamble?!


 * Zangler: Tessie! I have come three thousand miles just to be vith you! [He starts kissing her arm and works his way to her neck.]
 * Tess: Stop it, stop it. Would you - Oooooh. [She's momentarily turned on; then gets a hold of herself] Bela, how many times do I have to tell you?! I don't enjoy your company, I'm bored when I'm with you, and I don't find you even remotely attractive.
 * Zangler: You see? Ve could be married already.


 * Everett: You know, I just love seeing you kids perform. That's how I got started. I tap danced for ten years.
 * Patsy: Wow! I get tired after ten minutes!


 * Bobby: Thanks.
 * Polly: What for?
 * Bobby: A lot of fun. A few broken teeth.
 * [Sung]
 * The way you wear your hat,
 * The way you sip your tea,
 * The memory of all that --
 * No, no! They can't take that away from me!


 * Mrs. Child: Where's your head?!
 * Bobby: Deadrock.
 * Mrs. Child: I didn't ask what's in it.


 * The Girls: [Sung] The man who only lives for making money
 * Lives a life that isn't necessarily sunny;
 * Likewise the man who works for fame --
 * There's no guarantee that time won't erase his name
 * The fact is
 * The only work that really brings enjoyment
 * Is the kind that is for girl and boy meant.
 * Fall in love -- you won't regret it.
 * That's the best work of all -- if you can get it.


 * Polly: You wanna dance, Bobby?
 * Bobby: Who could ask for anything more?