Cursed (2005 film)

Cursed is a 2005 American horror-comedy film directed by Wes Craven and written by screenwriter Kevin Williamson, who both collaborated on Scream. The film stars Christina Ricci and Jesse Eisenberg as sister-and-brother protagonists. The plot focuses on these two estranged siblings who are attacked by a werewolf lose in Los Angeles.


 * Directed by Wes Craven. Written by Kevin Williamson.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Taglines

Ellie

 * Why can't you just download porn like most other teenage boys?

Jimmy

 * You know the best thing about being a fairy? You get to fly.

Joanie

 * Putting on weight, Kyle?
 * All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an "I'm not ready for a relationship, it's not you it's me".
 * Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie.
 * Fair fight? This is Hollywood!
 * I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.
 * Jake, honey, muffin. I'm not going to kill her, I promise. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her.
 * Fair fight? This is Hollywood! And you! You get one taste of blood and you freak out.

Zela

 * I've got the gift. I blame my mother.
 * I see blood.

Dialogue

 * Jimmy: Can you be still for a second?
 * Becky: You try flipping your car down a mountain and then staying FUCKING STILL!


 * Kyle: Hey, '70s retro week is booking up. Do we want Keith Partridge or Marcia Brady?
 * Ellie: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!


 * Bo: You trying out for the wrestling team Jimmy?
 * Jimmy: Oh no, I don't, I don't wrestle.
 * Bo: I'd think all that male to male contact would be right up your alley!
 * Jimmy: Is that the appeal for you? Haven't you been team captain for two years now?


 * Kyle: Okay, all psychics back in their seats please.
 * Zela: The beast is human, too. Don't forget that. And it's closer to you than you think.
 * Kyle: Maybe you can just follow me... Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone?


 * [Bo comes out to Jimmy and tries to kiss him thinking he's gay too]
 * Jimmy: No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!
 * Bo: I know it must feel like that sometimes...
 * Jimmy: No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!


 * Jimmy: It's part of the curse, I'm appealing, I have this unnatural sexual allure.
 * Bo: Yeah, yeah, you do, I know.


 * Bo:What the fuck was that?
 * Jimmy: My dog.
 * Bo: What kinda dog do you have?


 * Ellie: She may have changed back into her human form. Her name's Joanie, she's this hyper, skinny publicist.
 * Police Officer: Any other descriptions?
 * Jimmy: Yeah, she's.. what 5'7?
 * Ellie: She's got a bony ass...and fat thighs...and bad skin...
 * Joanie: Liar!!! [flips her off]


 * Ellie: So it's over right? Joanie's dead, so we're okay now.
 * Jimmy: That's subjective, we still have to back to our pathetic pre-cursed lives.
 * Ellie: I'm personally okay with that.
 * Jimmy: You're not in high school.


 * Jake: Take it easy with the silver, Ellie!
 * Ellie: You're a monster.
 * Jake: Join the club.

Taglines

 * What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
 * Have you ever felt like you're not human anymore?
 * The Evolution of the Specie.

Cast

 * Christina Ricci - Ellie Myers
 * Joshua Jackson - Jake Taylor
 * Jesse Eisenberg - Jimmy Myers
 * Judy Greer - Joanie
 * Scott Baio - Himself
 * Milo Ventimiglia - Bo
 * Kristina Anapau - Brooke
 * Portia de Rossi - Zela
 * Shannon Elizabeth - Becky Morton
 * Mýa - Jenny Tate
 * Eric Ladin - Louie
 * Nick Offerman - Police Officer
 * Derek Mears - Werewolf
 * Craig Kilborn - Himself
 * Michelle Krusiec - Nosebleed Co-Worker
 * Lance Bass - Himself
 * Bowling for Soup - Themselves
 * Solar - Zipper, the dog